Lemon J
@baloneyhead.bsky.social
The future is ours to squeeze.
Not an actual lemon. (he/him)
Not an actual lemon. (he/him)
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Lemon J
@baloneyhead.bsky.social
· Jan 22
sure, we all hate him but if he had ripped his malfunctioning robotic heart out of his chest and showed it to us, we’d have cheered.
They should have a Sorbo/Baio/Schroder/Woods elimination cage match to see who gets to star in the Scott Adams biopic
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
They should have a Sorbo/Baio/Schroder/Woods elimination cage match to see who gets to star in the Scott Adams biopic
Reposted by Lemon J
Motto of the coming decade
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Motto of the coming decade
witness description of the supposed federal agent
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
witness description of the supposed federal agent
Oh FFS, get bent.
Defund.
Demolish.
Incarcerate ICE
Defund.
Demolish.
Incarcerate ICE
Reform ICE maybe?
You’re really going to go down the “defund the police” road again?
You’re really going to go down the “defund the police” road again?
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Oh FFS, get bent.
Defund.
Demolish.
Incarcerate ICE
Defund.
Demolish.
Incarcerate ICE
If all the mothers of his children formed a revenge motivated gang I’d look the other way.
Elon Musk tweeted that he’s filing for full custody of his child with Ashley St. Clair after she renounced transphobia. His retaliation and litigation abuse toward the mothers of his children is sick. This isn’t the first time and I doubt it will be the last.
January 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
If all the mothers of his children formed a revenge motivated gang I’d look the other way.
Ice melts
a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
Alt: Hank Scorpio with a flame thrower. From the Simpsons television show
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Ice melts
don’t worry, fellas. My DSA merch already showed up. They even threw in extra stuff. No donation solicitation emails required. Thanks for the false promises and extreme cowardice, fuckers.
someone tell Schumer & Jeffries that I am so impressed with their intestinal fortitude and leadership that I ordered a bunch of stickers from the DSA.
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
don’t worry, fellas. My DSA merch already showed up. They even threw in extra stuff. No donation solicitation emails required. Thanks for the false promises and extreme cowardice, fuckers.
“Mr President Trump’s feces has actual gold bits in it. American gold. It is a nutritious and patriotic way for growing boys to reach their daily fiber goals, which I’ve outlined here with this chart” - RFK jr
Hope Fox has talking points ready when he starts smearing his feces on the wall.
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
“Mr President Trump’s feces has actual gold bits in it. American gold. It is a nutritious and patriotic way for growing boys to reach their daily fiber goals, which I’ve outlined here with this chart” - RFK jr
Reposted by Lemon J
Kool and the Group of Guys Who Hang Out Together But Haven’t Taken the Time to Acknowledge That They ARE a Collective Bunch
January 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Kool and the Group of Guys Who Hang Out Together But Haven’t Taken the Time to Acknowledge That They ARE a Collective Bunch
Slightly diminish a band :
Pinto Halen
Pinto Halen
Slightly diminish a band :
Iron Maidenless
Iron Maidenless
Slightly diminish a band:
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Complaints
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Complaints
January 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Slightly diminish a band :
Pinto Halen
Pinto Halen
Reposted by Lemon J
The only people still giving kudos to the Dems are people holding on to hope we can vote our way out of this. We just watched a woman get shot and killed and no one did shit. No one is doing anything. I don't know how we get out of this. But it isn't happening with the current crop of Dems.
Top Democrats decline to say if they would rein in ICE after Minnesota shooting
Top Democrats decline to say if they would rein in ICE after Minnesota shooting
Top Democrats decline to say if they would rein in ICE after Minnesota shooting
www.independent.co.uk
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The only people still giving kudos to the Dems are people holding on to hope we can vote our way out of this. We just watched a woman get shot and killed and no one did shit. No one is doing anything. I don't know how we get out of this. But it isn't happening with the current crop of Dems.
someone tell Schumer & Jeffries that I am so impressed with their intestinal fortitude and leadership that I ordered a bunch of stickers from the DSA.
January 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
someone tell Schumer & Jeffries that I am so impressed with their intestinal fortitude and leadership that I ordered a bunch of stickers from the DSA.
it’s on us to fix this shit
January 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
it’s on us to fix this shit
does this mean Dokoupil-Tur are the new Conways?
January 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
does this mean Dokoupil-Tur are the new Conways?
55 FRIES
55 TACOS
55 PIES
55 COKES
100 TATER TOTS
55 TACOS
55 PIES
55 COKES
100 TATER TOTS
January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
55 FRIES
55 TACOS
55 PIES
55 COKES
100 TATER TOTS
55 TACOS
55 PIES
55 COKES
100 TATER TOTS
Did the DoJ even request a waiver of diplomatic immunity?
January 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Did the DoJ even request a waiver of diplomatic immunity?
overhyped but ultimately a whole lot of fun, despite 130 of 131 minutes being very predictable.
January 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
overhyped but ultimately a whole lot of fun, despite 130 of 131 minutes being very predictable.
“Is there a scarier wild card team than Buffalo?”
Yeah, dipshit. They’re called the Texans.
Yeah, dipshit. They’re called the Texans.
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“Is there a scarier wild card team than Buffalo?”
Yeah, dipshit. They’re called the Texans.
Yeah, dipshit. They’re called the Texans.
on the other side of me is a couple that’d I would guess are in the late 60’s / early 70’s range and she’s trying to convince him that there’s nothing to be embarrassed about, all the guys are taking those pills now.
She’s right but he doesn’t want to hear it.
She’s right but he doesn’t want to hear it.
in today’s episode of trying to watch the game at the local tap…
This fucker next to me is waxing on to his date about how the US has a longer history than Europe and I have so many snarky follow up questions
This fucker next to me is waxing on to his date about how the US has a longer history than Europe and I have so many snarky follow up questions
January 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
on the other side of me is a couple that’d I would guess are in the late 60’s / early 70’s range and she’s trying to convince him that there’s nothing to be embarrassed about, all the guys are taking those pills now.
She’s right but he doesn’t want to hear it.
She’s right but he doesn’t want to hear it.
in today’s episode of trying to watch the game at the local tap…
This fucker next to me is waxing on to his date about how the US has a longer history than Europe and I have so many snarky follow up questions
This fucker next to me is waxing on to his date about how the US has a longer history than Europe and I have so many snarky follow up questions
January 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
in today’s episode of trying to watch the game at the local tap…
This fucker next to me is waxing on to his date about how the US has a longer history than Europe and I have so many snarky follow up questions
This fucker next to me is waxing on to his date about how the US has a longer history than Europe and I have so many snarky follow up questions
just trying to watch the sportsball. Don’t need your state run propaganda “news” inserts
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
just trying to watch the sportsball. Don’t need your state run propaganda “news” inserts
Calgon, how many times do I have to ask?
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Calgon, how many times do I have to ask?