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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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Time is quickly moving on this one, again any help appreciated. 🩷
Someone helped with £16 so I only need £39 to pay for the room tommorow, ive asked about a weekly rate and they are going to discuss it and get back to me, so for now its £55 a night, if anyone can help towards the £39 I need for tommorow its appreciated.
PP: [email protected]
PP: [email protected]
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Time is quickly moving on this one, again any help appreciated. 🩷
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If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
pumpkin spicy beaver, my old college nickname
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
pumpkin spicy beaver, my old college nickname
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love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
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I have been giving until tommorow to get £110 for tonight and fommorow night. I've been ill so been sleeping mostly so wasn't able to keep on top with it. If anyone can help with any amount I would be greatful or im on the streets with my dodgy leg.
PP: [email protected]
Pls share🩷
PP: [email protected]
Pls share🩷
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have been giving until tommorow to get £110 for tonight and fommorow night. I've been ill so been sleeping mostly so wasn't able to keep on top with it. If anyone can help with any amount I would be greatful or im on the streets with my dodgy leg.
PP: [email protected]
Pls share🩷
PP: [email protected]
Pls share🩷
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remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
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I've seen dips you people can't imagine. Aioli glittering with minced garlic. Puddles of soluble oils atop unstirred hummus. All these moments will be lost like tears in rain.
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've seen dips you people can't imagine. Aioli glittering with minced garlic. Puddles of soluble oils atop unstirred hummus. All these moments will be lost like tears in rain.
my roommate bought me one of those buzzball cocktail things last night so now every time i burp it's vodka and peaches
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
my roommate bought me one of those buzzball cocktail things last night so now every time i burp it's vodka and peaches
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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To keep the room i need £55 by 2pm please help me keep the room if you have the means
PP: [email protected]
PP: [email protected]
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
To keep the room i need £55 by 2pm please help me keep the room if you have the means
PP: [email protected]
PP: [email protected]
hypothetical situation where i have to recommend a disney movie to the ambassador from alpha-epsilon 9, it's gonna be a double feature with this and atlantis
Treasure Planet was released 23 years ago today... and literally takes us off in this magnificent shot. ✨
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
hypothetical situation where i have to recommend a disney movie to the ambassador from alpha-epsilon 9, it's gonna be a double feature with this and atlantis
my nephew, who is part native, won like 500$ at a casino on thanksgiving, and i can hear him laughing about it all the way out in san diego
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
my nephew, who is part native, won like 500$ at a casino on thanksgiving, and i can hear him laughing about it all the way out in san diego
oh my god a b dylan hollis collab with liam???
this is for me. i'm choosing to believe this was done just for me.
this is for me. i'm choosing to believe this was done just for me.
Cottage Cheese Delicacies (1980)
YouTube video by B. Dylan Hollis
youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
oh my god a b dylan hollis collab with liam???
this is for me. i'm choosing to believe this was done just for me.
this is for me. i'm choosing to believe this was done just for me.
lil jon, shaggy, busta *and* the huntrix gals all at the macy's thanksgiving day parade feels like some millennial-gen z hands across america type shit, and i fully support it
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
lil jon, shaggy, busta *and* the huntrix gals all at the macy's thanksgiving day parade feels like some millennial-gen z hands across america type shit, and i fully support it
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The squirrels are ruining this country we let too many squirrels in and they get free healthcare and take all your jo
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The squirrels are ruining this country we let too many squirrels in and they get free healthcare and take all your jo
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rest in peace, jonathan joss
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
rest in peace, jonathan joss
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it's like two british women watched I Love Lucy and went "okay, there's something here. let's remove the husband. let's also remove the plots. now we add 80,000 cigarettes and day drinking at funerals."
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
it's like two british women watched I Love Lucy and went "okay, there's something here. let's remove the husband. let's also remove the plots. now we add 80,000 cigarettes and day drinking at funerals."
starting to think the "when you come for the king" line wasn't actually written about stringer bell and instead a menswear prophecy
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
starting to think the "when you come for the king" line wasn't actually written about stringer bell and instead a menswear prophecy
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Can anyone help me stay here? Please help
I overslept. Today's B&B is past due. Lovely owners and have given me some time but I need £55 urgently or I have nowhere to sleep tonight.
Please help.
Shares appreciated.
PP: [email protected]
Please help.
Shares appreciated.
PP: [email protected]
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Can anyone help me stay here? Please help
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
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I’m in the Bronze Age collapse. I’m in the fall of the Roman Republic. I’m in the combination Bronze Age collapse and fall of the Roman Republic
February 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m in the Bronze Age collapse. I’m in the fall of the Roman Republic. I’m in the combination Bronze Age collapse and fall of the Roman Republic