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ESTINIEEEENNNNN (HE'S THE AZURE DRAGOON!!!)
Funny how I thought I'd struggle most drawing his armor but haha no. It's the decorative frame that slayed my dragons. Anyway I'm pretty happy with how this turned out!
#ffxiv #estinienwyrmblood #estinienvarlineau #heavensward
Funny how I thought I'd struggle most drawing his armor but haha no. It's the decorative frame that slayed my dragons. Anyway I'm pretty happy with how this turned out!
#ffxiv #estinienwyrmblood #estinienvarlineau #heavensward
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
ESTINIEEEENNNNN (HE'S THE AZURE DRAGOON!!!)
Funny how I thought I'd struggle most drawing his armor but haha no. It's the decorative frame that slayed my dragons. Anyway I'm pretty happy with how this turned out!
#ffxiv #estinienwyrmblood #estinienvarlineau #heavensward
Funny how I thought I'd struggle most drawing his armor but haha no. It's the decorative frame that slayed my dragons. Anyway I'm pretty happy with how this turned out!
#ffxiv #estinienwyrmblood #estinienvarlineau #heavensward
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Over a decade just for this joke to come back around
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Over a decade just for this joke to come back around
good to see the creepy disembodied hands from the necron trial still getting work with patch 7.4 around the corner
Never mind the giver nor the recipient, that trophy is all levels of nightmare fuel. #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
good to see the creepy disembodied hands from the necron trial still getting work with patch 7.4 around the corner
personally i think that the parents of any children who die of liver cancer as a result of this should get to help themselves to their choice of olivia nuzzi's teeth
RFK Jr.’s handpicked CDC panel rolls back recommending all newborns get vaccinated for hepatitis B
CDC Panel Of Vaccine Skeptics Votes To Delay Hepatitis B Shot For Most Babies
Public health officials warned that the decision by advisers picked by RFK Jr. will result in more infants being infected and experiencing lifelong liver diseases.
www.huffpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
personally i think that the parents of any children who die of liver cancer as a result of this should get to help themselves to their choice of olivia nuzzi's teeth
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this is what i'm really here for, and how i know i'm in the advanced age bracket
your 20s are for doing drugs and the new raid tiers, by the time you're 40 it's all new vacuums and quality of life improvements for your decrepit hands
your 20s are for doing drugs and the new raid tiers, by the time you're 40 it's all new vacuums and quality of life improvements for your decrepit hands
The Command Panel, inspired by player feedback, allows for 4 tabs of 25 actions to be set. A method to clear up space on hotbars and your HUD for actions that you use occasionally. Yoshida will demonstrate m/kb then gamepad. Opacity can be adjusted.
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
this is what i'm really here for, and how i know i'm in the advanced age bracket
your 20s are for doing drugs and the new raid tiers, by the time you're 40 it's all new vacuums and quality of life improvements for your decrepit hands
your 20s are for doing drugs and the new raid tiers, by the time you're 40 it's all new vacuums and quality of life improvements for your decrepit hands
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I made a big version of the character design sheet that old comics used to use, if you want to use it. it could be useful
#characterdesign
#characterdesign
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I made a big version of the character design sheet that old comics used to use, if you want to use it. it could be useful
#characterdesign
#characterdesign
he's about to die in so many telegraphs that i'm just gonna have to make a "sorry, i was being gay again" macro for cygnet
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
he's about to die in so many telegraphs that i'm just gonna have to make a "sorry, i was being gay again" macro for cygnet
OH MY GOD WHAT
Light it up, let's go! 🔥
A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV!
Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!
A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV!
Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
OH MY GOD WHAT
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Never forget that Malatesta lived the life— exile for years, contributed to great conversations, and couldn’t help giving away free treats to poor kids
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Never forget that Malatesta lived the life— exile for years, contributed to great conversations, and couldn’t help giving away free treats to poor kids
the liquor store nearest me selling loose cigarettes for 75 cents each has been both a blessing and an ashy, ashy curse
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
the liquor store nearest me selling loose cigarettes for 75 cents each has been both a blessing and an ashy, ashy curse
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i made an extremely funny sound when i finally read the account name
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
i made an extremely funny sound when i finally read the account name
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OK, gonna date myself some, but Google search is getting to be so bad that I'm thinking about alta vista with fond nostalgia.
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
OK, gonna date myself some, but Google search is getting to be so bad that I'm thinking about alta vista with fond nostalgia.
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I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
do you know what happens to a governor when it's struck by lightning?
"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
do you know what happens to a governor when it's struck by lightning?
thinking about the guy i knew in high school who spent three days grilling me for everything i knew and every link i had to leiji matsumoto's body of work after adult swim aired interstella 5555 with 0 preamble one night
Daft Punk - One More Time (Official Video)
YouTube video by Daft Punk
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
thinking about the guy i knew in high school who spent three days grilling me for everything i knew and every link i had to leiji matsumoto's body of work after adult swim aired interstella 5555 with 0 preamble one night
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Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
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ORIGINAL CHARACTERS WRAPPED
You spent 100,000,000 minutes thinking about your Guy
You daydreamed 37 new Guys but didn't do anything with them
You spent 23 showers considering various whump scenarios for your Guy
You spent 100,000,000 minutes thinking about your Guy
You daydreamed 37 new Guys but didn't do anything with them
You spent 23 showers considering various whump scenarios for your Guy
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
ORIGINAL CHARACTERS WRAPPED
You spent 100,000,000 minutes thinking about your Guy
You daydreamed 37 new Guys but didn't do anything with them
You spent 23 showers considering various whump scenarios for your Guy
You spent 100,000,000 minutes thinking about your Guy
You daydreamed 37 new Guys but didn't do anything with them
You spent 23 showers considering various whump scenarios for your Guy
55$ for 3 pizzas is probably the most goddamn depressing change from my childhood to now
like 55$ worth of pizza when i was 10 included the bottles of soda *and* the unfortunate robocop promotional tie-in
like 55$ worth of pizza when i was 10 included the bottles of soda *and* the unfortunate robocop promotional tie-in
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
55$ for 3 pizzas is probably the most goddamn depressing change from my childhood to now
like 55$ worth of pizza when i was 10 included the bottles of soda *and* the unfortunate robocop promotional tie-in
like 55$ worth of pizza when i was 10 included the bottles of soda *and* the unfortunate robocop promotional tie-in
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization