Trophy Cupboard Wife
@bacardichrist.bsky.social
Former supermodel and trophy wife. Often lies on bios. Here for a right laugh in the main. Living in beautiful Easingwold, original Huddersfield lass.
Still angry at my classmates for voting me most likely to hold a grudge.
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Still angry at my classmates for voting me most likely to hold a grudge.
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Most Nobel Peace Prizes are awarded after the recipient threatens to go to war with the committee. This is very common.
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Most Nobel Peace Prizes are awarded after the recipient threatens to go to war with the committee. This is very common.
Popping out for milk we're very lucky to live in such a beautiful place....
January 10, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Popping out for milk we're very lucky to live in such a beautiful place....
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January 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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After a day of being incredibly annoying I have now decided to sleep....
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
After a day of being incredibly annoying I have now decided to sleep....
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Tommy Robinson is a traitor for asking Trump to invade the UK. Any real patriot would be asking Putin.
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Tommy Robinson is a traitor for asking Trump to invade the UK. Any real patriot would be asking Putin.
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The real reason we have January
![Ancient Rome. KING POMPILIUS, the second king of Rome, is reclining dramatically on his chaise longue, fingers on temples, near to an amphora of WINE. His slave, SPIRO, is nearby.
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POMPILIUS:
Hey, Spiro...
3
POMPILIUS:
Hey, *Spiro*…
SPIRO:
Yes, King Pompilius?
4
POMPILIUS:
I was just thinking like…
I hope you’re not planning on giving me any of that *wine*…
5
SPIRO:
Would you like some wine, sir?
POMPILIUS:
NO!
6
POMPILIUS:
Haven’t I told you Spiro, I’m *doing dry January*?
SPIRO:
Quite a few times, sir.
7
POMPILIUS:
I mean it’s doing my head in but I feel sooo healthy for it y'know?
SPIRO:
Yes sir you’ve mentioned that too
8
SPIRO:
Sir - may I ask… what is dry January?
9
POMPILIUS:
It’s a thing where you don’t drink all January.
SPIRO:
and what is… January?
POMPILIUS:
It’s a new month I made up.
10
SPIRO:
You made up a new month
POMPILIUS:
Yeah, two actually.
11
[Pompilus produces a scroll with the Roman two-faced god JANUS drawn on it]
POMPILIUS:
This one’s January, I named it after Janus who has two faces
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POMPILIUS:
so he can tell as many people as possible that he’s-
SPIRO:
…doing dry January, yes
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January 3, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The real reason we have January
Bloke in front of me in shop:
*buying tampons
(on speaker phone)
What size is your vagina again?
*buying tampons
(on speaker phone)
What size is your vagina again?
December 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bloke in front of me in shop:
*buying tampons
(on speaker phone)
What size is your vagina again?
*buying tampons
(on speaker phone)
What size is your vagina again?
Blackpool never knowingly disappoints...
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Blackpool never knowingly disappoints...
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So everything is redacted except bill clinton in a jacuzzi?
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So everything is redacted except bill clinton in a jacuzzi?
Far too much kitchen cupboard space is taken up by ingredients that I needed 5g of for a recipe that I made once 9 years ago, which tasted awful.
December 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Far too much kitchen cupboard space is taken up by ingredients that I needed 5g of for a recipe that I made once 9 years ago, which tasted awful.
I can aspire to this level of pettiness...
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I can aspire to this level of pettiness...
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🔴If Nigel Farage’s Racism Is Forgotten It Will Give Him Permission for Far Worse
When someone tells you who they are, over and over again, it is wise to listen, argues @labourlewis.bsky.social
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
When someone tells you who they are, over and over again, it is wise to listen, argues @labourlewis.bsky.social
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
'If Nigel Farage's Racism Is Forgotten It Will Give Him Permission for Far Worse'
When someone tells you who they are, over and over again, it is wise to listen, argues Clive Lewis MP
bylinetimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
🔴If Nigel Farage’s Racism Is Forgotten It Will Give Him Permission for Far Worse
When someone tells you who they are, over and over again, it is wise to listen, argues @labourlewis.bsky.social
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
When someone tells you who they are, over and over again, it is wise to listen, argues @labourlewis.bsky.social
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
Hope all my US friends didn't let me down...
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Hope all my US friends didn't let me down...
Utterly refreshing....
Zack Polanski: billionaire owned media have, “a vested interest in trying to discredit any idea or story that challenges the status quo”
“The status quo isn’t working. It’s broken. We need a complete clear out of that broken politics. We need something new and hopeful, and that’s what I’m offering.
“The status quo isn’t working. It’s broken. We need a complete clear out of that broken politics. We need something new and hopeful, and that’s what I’m offering.
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Utterly refreshing....
Bloody dog is off out on the razz again..
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Bloody dog is off out on the razz again..
'When you go home, tell them of us and say, For your tomorrow, we gave our today.'
Remembering with thanks and gratitude...
Remembering with thanks and gratitude...
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
'When you go home, tell them of us and say, For your tomorrow, we gave our today.'
Remembering with thanks and gratitude...
Remembering with thanks and gratitude...
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November 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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