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Cemetary Ash
@baalrog13.bsky.social
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29 | He/Him | Amateur Professional Musician | Amateur Amateur Artist | Commissions Open |
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Cemetary Ash @baalrog13.bsky.social · Nov 12
Hey so this is my first post here and it's to shill my services, neat huh? Basically my prices are flexible depending on complexity and length.
Do you like music? Human music? Would you like some made for you? I make music on commission. DM me and we can work something out probably. Price depends on like length and style and complexities.
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bennjordan.bsky.social
Grok is so much worse than you think.
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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typejunky.bsky.social
Morning
A workflow diagram: Have great idea Finish project Start project Tell everyone The finish project is missed out.
January 17, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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morrowind-txt.bsky.social
No point worrying about it.
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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theonion.com
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It's not legally classified as sweatshop labor if they're musicians. Spotify
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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morrowind-txt.bsky.social
May you find all that you seek, traveller.
January 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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morrowind-txt.bsky.social
Hello. I hope you won't take too much of my time.
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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morrowind-txt.bsky.social
The sun shines every day in hell.
January 10, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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syrstorm.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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theonion.com
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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mickyde.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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mickyde.bsky.social
Scrib from Morrowind holding a trans flag with the caption "You are valid"
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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philnobilejr.bsky.social
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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deval.gay
Hey @jinglejam.co.uk One of your big names on the line up is on stream in a Nazi inspired outfit, complaining about woke Idealogy and calling people snowflakes for being upset at that. You might want to rethink this.
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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endvertex.bsky.social
Hey Google - how can I have a life worth living if I'm working two full-time jobs Oh
(Faked) Google answer that reads: "Google AI Review - You can't. You are not worthy of a life worth living. You were meant to toil so that wealthy tech bros and CEOs can have multiple girlfriends, one for each yacht and mansion. You are a pack mule with a lifespan of about 68 according to a prediction we made based on data of your immediate family and going back 3 generations. Yes, we have that. No, you can't see it. Decades prior to your death you will struggle to find a job because this life rapidly decays your prefrontal cortex which is necessary for complex tasks and also because we will stop hiring people over 30 in order to drive down salaries. By the time you reach 50, you won't have any wrinkles because you will not have smiled much in this lifetime..."
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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theonion.com
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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theonion.com
Medicaid Work Requirements Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/medicaid-work-requirements-myth-vs-fact/
MYTH: Millions of people will lose benefits. FACT: That’s only Phase One.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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davis.social
10/10 take. No notes.
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
baalrog13.bsky.social
Gonna reskeet this to get more of your little peepers on it. It's good shit.
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
baalrog13.bsky.social
Yo bluesky, listen to this. It's good.
youtu.be/c6ci3s4qCA0?...
Esmeralda's Ghost - Zombie Girl
YouTube video by Esmeralda's Ghost
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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timheidecker.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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astridcraft.bsky.social
I will not read your GenAI Book
I will not watch your GenAI Movie
I will not play your GenAI Game
I will not listen to your GenAI Artist

If nobody went into any effort to create the thing themselves, then it is definitely not worth my time or attention at all.
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM