Max Normal
@averagesizedweiner.bsky.social
She's leaving the country, she doesn't speak English, I insulted her friend's breasts, and she thinks I collect women's ears in a bucket.
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All I want for Christmas is euthenising
Uncomfortably numb
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Uncomfortably numb
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If you have a photo of Stanley Kubrick as your header and a beautiful half smile, chances are I'm in love with you a little bit.
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you have a photo of Stanley Kubrick as your header and a beautiful half smile, chances are I'm in love with you a little bit.
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social Chipper?
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social Chipper?
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This snowman makes me feel funny
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This snowman makes me feel funny
You know it's time for bed when you're watching TV through one eye
December 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You know it's time for bed when you're watching TV through one eye
Thinking about it in retrospect, I enjoyed the Christingle, but mostly because Tiny G sang her little massive heart out, the only downer was all the religious stuff.
December 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thinking about it in retrospect, I enjoyed the Christingle, but mostly because Tiny G sang her little massive heart out, the only downer was all the religious stuff.
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Them: How are you?
Me: Oh, no thank you.
Me: Oh, no thank you.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Them: How are you?
Me: Oh, no thank you.
Me: Oh, no thank you.
@ama-thyst.bsky.social we have mirroring nose piercings. Sorry to intrude, I'm pretty high and it makes me prone to noticing things 😁🫶
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@ama-thyst.bsky.social we have mirroring nose piercings. Sorry to intrude, I'm pretty high and it makes me prone to noticing things 😁🫶
My username is normal but I am anything but.
December 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My username is normal but I am anything but.
My new kink is watching @weirdalyankovic69.bsky.social singing Killing in The Name.
The first horseman of the apocalypse is serious Al Yankovic
The first horseman of the apocalypse is serious Al Yankovic
December 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My new kink is watching @weirdalyankovic69.bsky.social singing Killing in The Name.
The first horseman of the apocalypse is serious Al Yankovic
The first horseman of the apocalypse is serious Al Yankovic
@ashhull.bsky.social is an absolute queen. Follow her and adore her, no thanks required ❤️
December 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
@ashhull.bsky.social is an absolute queen. Follow her and adore her, no thanks required ❤️
How about we just write and record the greatest Christmas song of all time?
- Run DMC
- Run DMC
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
How about we just write and record the greatest Christmas song of all time?
- Run DMC
- Run DMC
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I got things to ignore and people to avoid.
February 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I got things to ignore and people to avoid.
The joys of living four doors down from my OutLaws is that my kids are chilling at home watching Disney and eating popcorn and me and the Mrs are getting high and a bit drunk with FoL.
I finally understand that whole "living your best life" thing
I finally understand that whole "living your best life" thing
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The joys of living four doors down from my OutLaws is that my kids are chilling at home watching Disney and eating popcorn and me and the Mrs are getting high and a bit drunk with FoL.
I finally understand that whole "living your best life" thing
I finally understand that whole "living your best life" thing
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It's not me, it's not you.
It's a secret third person.
It's a secret third person.
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's not me, it's not you.
It's a secret third person.
It's a secret third person.
So far, this is my favourite iteration of Brooklyn Brewery's tasteless hipster-pish.
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So far, this is my favourite iteration of Brooklyn Brewery's tasteless hipster-pish.
All I want for Christmas is euthenising
December 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
All I want for Christmas is euthenising
Gonna spoil myself to a tiny little bit of Diggety while it's nearly Christmas.
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Gonna spoil myself to a tiny little bit of Diggety while it's nearly Christmas.
I'm the Batman of giving people lifts
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm the Batman of giving people lifts
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Here I am, rock you like a light drizzle
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Here I am, rock you like a light drizzle
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on average, kids are the rudest between ages 12-14. statisticians might call this the "mean mean age."
December 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
on average, kids are the rudest between ages 12-14. statisticians might call this the "mean mean age."
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last weekend to do christmas shopping before next weekend
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
last weekend to do christmas shopping before next weekend
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