Hyenava
@avashortmane.bsky.social
29 y/o, She/They.
Chaotic Stupid. Here for a good time, not a long time.
Minors DNI
Chaotic Stupid. Here for a good time, not a long time.
Minors DNI
Least surprising thing ive seen all year
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Least surprising thing ive seen all year
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"No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth he shall walk."
still the hardest shit ever said in a game istg
still the hardest shit ever said in a game istg
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth he shall walk."
still the hardest shit ever said in a game istg
still the hardest shit ever said in a game istg
You ever smoke the weed that makes you a dumbass????????,
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You ever smoke the weed that makes you a dumbass????????,
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FEAR THE OLD BLOOD
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
FEAR THE OLD BLOOD
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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The Last of Us Part II (2020)
need a team of dykes with compound bows to hunt me though the rainy city streets at night
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Last of Us Part II (2020)
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
Podsiadlo's Phantom Liberty song is the best Bond song to ever not be a Bond song
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Podsiadlo's Phantom Liberty song is the best Bond song to ever not be a Bond song
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He has his airpods in
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
He has his airpods in
Finally getting around to playing Expedition 33. The gameplay is excellent, I very much enjoy the combat. Expert difficulty parries feels SO good. I...like? The characters? I dont know, I havent been FULLY gripped yet by the story either. But I am going to keep playing so hopefully it does so.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Finally getting around to playing Expedition 33. The gameplay is excellent, I very much enjoy the combat. Expert difficulty parries feels SO good. I...like? The characters? I dont know, I havent been FULLY gripped yet by the story either. But I am going to keep playing so hopefully it does so.
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Biggest takeaway ive had from switching from hospitality to banking is that im not bad at math like I thought my whole life, I just always had fucking awful teachers.
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Biggest takeaway ive had from switching from hospitality to banking is that im not bad at math like I thought my whole life, I just always had fucking awful teachers.
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Transgender Day of Beating Your Ass
can we get like some cooler days to observe. transgender day of shoplifting. transgender day of getting hella faded
March 27, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Transgender Day of Beating Your Ass
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Trying to add MSG to your pot of soup but accidentally add MGS so you have to wait for the hour long cutscene to finish before continuing 😖
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trying to add MSG to your pot of soup but accidentally add MGS so you have to wait for the hour long cutscene to finish before continuing 😖
Are you a Boy or a Girl?
Im an idiot, actually, thanks.
Art: dianaslippers
Im an idiot, actually, thanks.
Art: dianaslippers
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Are you a Boy or a Girl?
Im an idiot, actually, thanks.
Art: dianaslippers
Im an idiot, actually, thanks.
Art: dianaslippers
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happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
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Remembering these. these were heckin botload of fun to do, i totally should do more mechs. Even better, you (YES, YOU !) should commission me to draw them !
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Remembering these. these were heckin botload of fun to do, i totally should do more mechs. Even better, you (YES, YOU !) should commission me to draw them !
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im trying to recreate this meme i either saw years ago or in a dream
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
im trying to recreate this meme i either saw years ago or in a dream
God damn it, ok, Phantom Liberty is perfect. Just finished the story and kinda in awe. Cyberpunk 2077 is such an insane story in gaming. From a 6/10 to a 9/10 with updates and the 2.0 patch, to damn near a 10 with one of the best DLCS of all time. Well played, CDPR
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
God damn it, ok, Phantom Liberty is perfect. Just finished the story and kinda in awe. Cyberpunk 2077 is such an insane story in gaming. From a 6/10 to a 9/10 with updates and the 2.0 patch, to damn near a 10 with one of the best DLCS of all time. Well played, CDPR
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