Winifred Tylenol Spice Burton
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Writes lots of Magical Black Girls Burning Shit Down. Midwife to Be.
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AuthorWinifred, no matter where you are, no matter how far.
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I can always tell when I've pushed my body too far because I have pulses in places I ought not to.
Didn't sleep but I DID get a few more things done.
Didn't sleep but I DID get a few more things done.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I can always tell when I've pushed my body too far because I have pulses in places I ought not to.
Didn't sleep but I DID get a few more things done.
Didn't sleep but I DID get a few more things done.
Cities that are big enough to have people living literally underground in a mirror city are wild.
I made a wrong turn in the Metro once trying to switch trains (I think it was at Hotel de Ville). It didn't take that long to realize I'd fucked up but it was still TOO long.
I made a wrong turn in the Metro once trying to switch trains (I think it was at Hotel de Ville). It didn't take that long to realize I'd fucked up but it was still TOO long.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Cities that are big enough to have people living literally underground in a mirror city are wild.
I made a wrong turn in the Metro once trying to switch trains (I think it was at Hotel de Ville). It didn't take that long to realize I'd fucked up but it was still TOO long.
I made a wrong turn in the Metro once trying to switch trains (I think it was at Hotel de Ville). It didn't take that long to realize I'd fucked up but it was still TOO long.
It's not a good idea to keep an eye on absolutely everything for any extended period of time (ask me how I know) but there is so much going AWN right now.
‘The tigers are hungry’: endangered but deadly, the world’s largest big cat is sowing fear in Siberia’s villages
‘The tigers are hungry’: endangered but deadly, the world’s largest big cat is sowing fear in Siberia’s villages
The spread of African swine flu among the wild boars the animals eat has led to the deadliest winter for attacks on people in the Russian region for decades – and a spike in tiger killings
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It's not a good idea to keep an eye on absolutely everything for any extended period of time (ask me how I know) but there is so much going AWN right now.
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I think this is a crab people thing.🤭
the ones around me eat like raccoons for 5 months straight then "come over I'm making lasagna, lamb chops and tiramisu because I had a taste for it"
and I be right there
the ones around me eat like raccoons for 5 months straight then "come over I'm making lasagna, lamb chops and tiramisu because I had a taste for it"
and I be right there
a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl of food and a spoon
Alt: a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl spoon amd knife. Pooh has his eating bib on because it's about to go down at meal time
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November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I think this is a crab people thing.🤭
the ones around me eat like raccoons for 5 months straight then "come over I'm making lasagna, lamb chops and tiramisu because I had a taste for it"
and I be right there
the ones around me eat like raccoons for 5 months straight then "come over I'm making lasagna, lamb chops and tiramisu because I had a taste for it"
and I be right there
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My son puts on his dinosaur house shoes in the morning & struts around this house like he’s hot shit.
😆😆😆
Preschoolers are the best.
His energy:
😆😆😆
Preschoolers are the best.
His energy:
two men wearing fur coats are standing next to each other in front of a crowd .
Alt: Outkast wearing fur coats standing next to each other in the So Fresh So Clean video
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November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My son puts on his dinosaur house shoes in the morning & struts around this house like he’s hot shit.
😆😆😆
Preschoolers are the best.
His energy:
😆😆😆
Preschoolers are the best.
His energy:
It was so much work I haven't done it since, but 14 years ago I declared this day Elevenses and invited people over for cassoulet. Even made my own sausage for the occasion.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It was so much work I haven't done it since, but 14 years ago I declared this day Elevenses and invited people over for cassoulet. Even made my own sausage for the occasion.
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Wouldn't he be named...... Nappa?
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Wouldn't he be named...... Nappa?
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If you live in north London you can come to this on Friday. Should be fun
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November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If you live in north London you can come to this on Friday. Should be fun
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Trying to (finally) wind down, and what better way to do that than remind y'all that Cabbage Appa is REAL.
From the TheLastAirbender community on Reddit: Can we all just chill for a moment and admire cabbage Appa? 🥬
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November 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Trying to (finally) wind down, and what better way to do that than remind y'all that Cabbage Appa is REAL.
Article says they sold in October...but today could still get interesting.
Japanese technology company SoftBank Group Corp. says it has sold all the Nvidia Corp. shares that it owned for $5.83 billion.
Japan's SoftBank says it has sold its shares in Nvidia for $5.8 billion
Japanese technology giant SoftBank says it has sold its stake in Nvidia for $5.8 billion. Tokyo-based SoftBank Group Corp. said it sold the stake in October.
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November 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Article says they sold in October...but today could still get interesting.
I only hung the delicates but ALL my laundry is done.
Tomorrow (today) is for errands, following up on exciting new thing I just KNOW is already mine and cleaning so that Future Winifred can go straight from the road to a shower and a bed with fresh sheets.
Home stetch 🙌🏾
Tomorrow (today) is for errands, following up on exciting new thing I just KNOW is already mine and cleaning so that Future Winifred can go straight from the road to a shower and a bed with fresh sheets.
Home stetch 🙌🏾
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I only hung the delicates but ALL my laundry is done.
Tomorrow (today) is for errands, following up on exciting new thing I just KNOW is already mine and cleaning so that Future Winifred can go straight from the road to a shower and a bed with fresh sheets.
Home stetch 🙌🏾
Tomorrow (today) is for errands, following up on exciting new thing I just KNOW is already mine and cleaning so that Future Winifred can go straight from the road to a shower and a bed with fresh sheets.
Home stetch 🙌🏾
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Not good enough. I want them to go bankrupt.
"It’s a tad early for 2026 predictions, but given how the past few weeks have gone for OpenAI, I’ll offer one of my own: OpenAI isn’t going public. Not in 2026, anyway. Maybe not ever," writes CNN's Allison Morrow.
Read the full analysis: https://cnn.it/3JX6gIR
Read the full analysis: https://cnn.it/3JX6gIR
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Not good enough. I want them to go bankrupt.
When I first moved to Chicago this summer, someone recommended the most mid restaurant to me, and in hindsight it explains SO MUCH.
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
When I first moved to Chicago this summer, someone recommended the most mid restaurant to me, and in hindsight it explains SO MUCH.
Absolutely thrilled to see this because I thought the exact same thing.
tbh, the US supreme court not budging on gay marriage is great, but also this happening while codifying anti-abortion and anti-trans laws is either strategic in the face of opposition or an example of the project of homonationalist integration, at a time where fascist parties have cis LGB leaders
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Absolutely thrilled to see this because I thought the exact same thing.
I really hope people who research excess death zero in on this shutdown.
As a treat.
As a treat.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I really hope people who research excess death zero in on this shutdown.
As a treat.
As a treat.
So we're in Vietnam hours? Noted.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
So we're in Vietnam hours? Noted.
A...***HE*** BL?
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November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
A...***HE*** BL?
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they trying to bring data centers to two rural areas here, near aa and ypsi. trying to speed it through before the people can do anything about it
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
they trying to bring data centers to two rural areas here, near aa and ypsi. trying to speed it through before the people can do anything about it
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jfc this is almost TOO good for those of us who Remember
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
jfc this is almost TOO good for those of us who Remember
Whenever I made my bird account private I would always forgot that and quote people who couldn't see me.
One good feature about this app is even though my default quotes are locked I can retroactively open them if I quote someone I don't follow so they can respond if I forget the first time.
One good feature about this app is even though my default quotes are locked I can retroactively open them if I quote someone I don't follow so they can respond if I forget the first time.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Whenever I made my bird account private I would always forgot that and quote people who couldn't see me.
One good feature about this app is even though my default quotes are locked I can retroactively open them if I quote someone I don't follow so they can respond if I forget the first time.
One good feature about this app is even though my default quotes are locked I can retroactively open them if I quote someone I don't follow so they can respond if I forget the first time.
Spot fucking ON
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Spot fucking ON
This has been your regular reminder that Juanita is one of my favorite movies.
HARSH fam, 😆 3 years ago Adam but personally, I prefer his current era.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This has been your regular reminder that Juanita is one of my favorite movies.
Came for the chainsaw carving, blessed with the bonus of Adam Beach.
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Came for the chainsaw carving, blessed with the bonus of Adam Beach.
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Well damn
WASHINGTON (AP) — Canada has lost its measles elimination status because of continued spread, international health experts say.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Well damn
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Its laughable at this point.
Maybe when they come back in session we can redo prohibition and ban coffee while we're at it.
That'll really make people less angry for sure
Maybe when they come back in session we can redo prohibition and ban coffee while we're at it.
That'll really make people less angry for sure
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Its laughable at this point.
Maybe when they come back in session we can redo prohibition and ban coffee while we're at it.
That'll really make people less angry for sure
Maybe when they come back in session we can redo prohibition and ban coffee while we're at it.
That'll really make people less angry for sure