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The Unrest From The Midwest
70% of my body is source engine games
aspiring k-mart radio dj
the world is still beautiful
Pinned
bonequest hi-fi bootlegs #001
[ #104: ordinary deck of cards ]
bonequest.com/104

whet the palate, wet the bed
Hearing about this "hourly comics day" thing. I think someone is playing a very mean prank on all of you with this
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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whose ass????
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Super Mario Bros. (NES - 1985)
February 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Battery low!
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"Calm and sedating body high" what if I want an insane and cramp filled body high
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Economy so bad I can't even afford catharsis
February 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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Bay Area (Wild Riders, Arcade, WOW Entertainment, 2001)
February 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
If stealing time was a beautiful woman I'd spend years trying to court her, only to finally get her attention, spend three beautiful months together, and then realize that my presence was only making her worse. And then we'd tearfully go our separate ways
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Didn’t expect that to work.
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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If you bought a new TV for the Super Bowl, make sure you anchor it to the wall.
February 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
On offer from bastardtv today: MTV2 Programming Block from October 2000 VHS rip
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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SebastiAn - Embody (DJ Premier 95 Break Remix) [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Ed Banger Records
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The moment you see a platform's download option change from ⬇️Download to 🔖Save it's fucking over
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
February 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Fuck with me
P.A.T - WAITING FOR TONIGHT
YouTube video by djM2fiesta
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
If I were a current event YouTuber I'd just spend the rest of the year putting different and more implausible people next to Epstein in my thumbnails. I think it'd get me to August at least
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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WITCH (25.7.22)
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM