Asmrxist in a short shorts moment
@asmrxist.bsky.social
Post(er) politics
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JUST IN: USDA Confirms 6 House Mice Infected with H5 Bird Flu in Grant, Washington State Officials Investigating Potential Spread
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
JUST IN: USDA Confirms 6 House Mice Infected with H5 Bird Flu in Grant, Washington State Officials Investigating Potential Spread
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
This is how I feel about shitty shreddy lettuce both in tacos and on burgers
i kinda want taco bell but Specifically the half shriveled up tomatoes they use. there is something Deeply incorrect in my configuration
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
This is how I feel about shitty shreddy lettuce both in tacos and on burgers
Lol, lmao even
Woke 2 has arrived, and thank fuckin' god
Actress Dasha Nekrasova Fired By Gersh, Dropped From Movie Amid Backlash Over Podcast Interview With Far-Right Political Commentator Nick Fuentes
Actress Dasha Nekrasova has been dropped by Gersh over a podcast interview with far-right political commentator Nick Fuentes.
deadline.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Lol, lmao even
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I got to work this morning to find a close coworker weeping.
They're in bad $ trouble bc of our bad pay & a weak social support network... $7 in the bank for a week.
I told them I could help bc my people help.
So I ask if anyone can spot $5 to my Venmo so I can transfer as a lump: @Kristofer-Nivens
They're in bad $ trouble bc of our bad pay & a weak social support network... $7 in the bank for a week.
I told them I could help bc my people help.
So I ask if anyone can spot $5 to my Venmo so I can transfer as a lump: @Kristofer-Nivens
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I got to work this morning to find a close coworker weeping.
They're in bad $ trouble bc of our bad pay & a weak social support network... $7 in the bank for a week.
I told them I could help bc my people help.
So I ask if anyone can spot $5 to my Venmo so I can transfer as a lump: @Kristofer-Nivens
They're in bad $ trouble bc of our bad pay & a weak social support network... $7 in the bank for a week.
I told them I could help bc my people help.
So I ask if anyone can spot $5 to my Venmo so I can transfer as a lump: @Kristofer-Nivens
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
Buying a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of booze like the dirtbag I amq
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Buying a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of booze like the dirtbag I amq
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Me: "Babe wake up they're doing phrenology again!"
You: "You have to stop waking me up for that one, you wake me up multiple times a night every night to say they're doing phrenology again."
You: "You have to stop waking me up for that one, you wake me up multiple times a night every night to say they're doing phrenology again."
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me: "Babe wake up they're doing phrenology again!"
You: "You have to stop waking me up for that one, you wake me up multiple times a night every night to say they're doing phrenology again."
You: "You have to stop waking me up for that one, you wake me up multiple times a night every night to say they're doing phrenology again."
What even is this?
Ever noticed that @politico.com is populated by idiots who aren't just looking through the wrong end of the telescope but have it welded to their heads?
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What even is this?
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
Why's like half my discover feed just horny gay guys?
November 2, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Why's like half my discover feed just horny gay guys?
Ahhh yes, the baseball has happened
November 2, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ahhh yes, the baseball has happened
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Police departments paid out $2.3 billion in settlements in one year.
We're not overspending feeding people. We're overspending beating people.
We're not overspending feeding people. We're overspending beating people.
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Police departments paid out $2.3 billion in settlements in one year.
We're not overspending feeding people. We're overspending beating people.
We're not overspending feeding people. We're overspending beating people.
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HYPOTHESIS: repeat exposure to the LessWrong discussion boards is functionally indistinguishable from mercury poisoning.
October 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
HYPOTHESIS: repeat exposure to the LessWrong discussion boards is functionally indistinguishable from mercury poisoning.
Jon Bongino, Dan Bonjovi
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Jon Bongino, Dan Bonjovi
My friends are absolutely un-fucking-hinged
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM @horrorvanguard.bsky.social - Did you know a podcast can just be as long as you want it to be
soundcloud.com/user-3179105...
soundcloud.com/user-3179105...
376a - Amityville: The Podcast (The Horror Vanguard Movie - We Review Them All [Mostly]) Chapter 1: A Hero Returns
Chapter 1: A hero returns with an unfamiliar face. A villain reveals their hands. Old comrades ride out against this new threat.
Films Reviewed:
The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Poss
soundcloud.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
My friends are absolutely un-fucking-hinged
You mean to tell me a jolly rancher shot these ropes?
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You mean to tell me a jolly rancher shot these ropes?
Channing Verbatim
October 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Channing Verbatim
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American right: shoot the wings and fuselage harder
American left: we cunningly removed the wings and fuselage so that they could not be shot and thus increase effectiveness
American left: we cunningly removed the wings and fuselage so that they could not be shot and thus increase effectiveness
October 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
American right: shoot the wings and fuselage harder
American left: we cunningly removed the wings and fuselage so that they could not be shot and thus increase effectiveness
American left: we cunningly removed the wings and fuselage so that they could not be shot and thus increase effectiveness
The dial on the Make-Things-Worse Machine only turns one way
“.. Some 47% of U.S. adults are ‘not very’ or ‘not at all confident’ they could find a good job if they wanted to, an increase from 37% when the question was last asked in October 2023.”
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/poll...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/poll...
October 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The dial on the Make-Things-Worse Machine only turns one way
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goddamn is there anything Wikipedia editors can’t do www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/n...
Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference
www.nytimes.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
goddamn is there anything Wikipedia editors can’t do www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/n...
Woke up from a gnarly intense dream. Someone halp
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Woke up from a gnarly intense dream. Someone halp