Ashwin Rodrigues
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I cannot read, I'm not sure what you're talking about, and I forgot why I stood up. But I am hoping that the following statement will be put towards my class participation grade.
meal prep? well it's basically when someone who goes to the gym decides to cook. has to be a big quantity. yeah. no sorry, has to look like a picky Rottweiler's dinner. I don't know either but that's a strict rule. apparently sauces and flavors can disintegrate your muscle cells
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
meal prep? well it's basically when someone who goes to the gym decides to cook. has to be a big quantity. yeah. no sorry, has to look like a picky Rottweiler's dinner. I don't know either but that's a strict rule. apparently sauces and flavors can disintegrate your muscle cells
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About that exclusive, "closed-to-press" MAHA summit last week with RFK and JD Vance: I got in.
Here's what I saw. 🧵 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Here's what I saw. 🧵 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
About that exclusive, "closed-to-press" MAHA summit last week with RFK and JD Vance: I got in.
Here's what I saw. 🧵 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Here's what I saw. 🧵 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
This reminds me of that country song about getting back at your ex by helping start the next great American measles outbreak
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This reminds me of that country song about getting back at your ex by helping start the next great American measles outbreak
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also, all these people are fucking nuts
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
also, all these people are fucking nuts
This review will determine if you can fall out of the Whites Only Overton Window
Vanity Fair is reviewing its “ties” to Olivia Nuzzi? She WORKS there as an EDITOR. Who wrote this headline?
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
Vanity Fair Is Reviewing Its Ties to Olivia Nuzzi
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This review will determine if you can fall out of the Whites Only Overton Window
If you avoid the exercises at the gym that make you feel weak, you might end up building an impressive house on a foundation of quicksand. Which is why I start each workout with 25 reps of apologizing and 5 minutes of radical empathy
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If you avoid the exercises at the gym that make you feel weak, you might end up building an impressive house on a foundation of quicksand. Which is why I start each workout with 25 reps of apologizing and 5 minutes of radical empathy
I don’t think the respect ceiling for an Ann Coulter super fan should be that high to begin with. But many “jalapeño averse” type individuals don’t understand the significance
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I don’t think the respect ceiling for an Ann Coulter super fan should be that high to begin with. But many “jalapeño averse” type individuals don’t understand the significance
Rise and grind. Now.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Rise and grind. Now.
Luring a problematic employee into the emergency HR meeting by affixing an antique catcher’s mitt with googly eyes and reeling it across the office on a fishing line
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Luring a problematic employee into the emergency HR meeting by affixing an antique catcher’s mitt with googly eyes and reeling it across the office on a fishing line
As a journalist, if you’ve found yourself courting poetry from RFK Jr. that says he wants to train you like a Large Language Model, babybird style, it’s time to stop synthesizing information for the public. You must pivot to craft premium editorial content for Steak ‘n Shake or beef tallow sunscreen
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
As a journalist, if you’ve found yourself courting poetry from RFK Jr. that says he wants to train you like a Large Language Model, babybird style, it’s time to stop synthesizing information for the public. You must pivot to craft premium editorial content for Steak ‘n Shake or beef tallow sunscreen
RFK Jr. remains consistent in his mission to be a disease vector
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
RFK Jr. remains consistent in his mission to be a disease vector
saw a sign outside of some clothing store that said to "dress like the main character when you go home for the holidays" and I do not care for such things. "buy a light jacket here you fuckin psychopath" is quippier anyway
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
saw a sign outside of some clothing store that said to "dress like the main character when you go home for the holidays" and I do not care for such things. "buy a light jacket here you fuckin psychopath" is quippier anyway
Wow. Crazy story. Seems like it should be shared with the staff of an expensive hospital
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Wow. Crazy story. Seems like it should be shared with the staff of an expensive hospital
Anticipating a new brain-damaged type of guy who will say “by chumming it up with Mamdani—the figure at the center of the Anti-Defamation League’s Mamdani Monitor which is important and scary—President Trump might actually be antisemitic. For the first time.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Anticipating a new brain-damaged type of guy who will say “by chumming it up with Mamdani—the figure at the center of the Anti-Defamation League’s Mamdani Monitor which is important and scary—President Trump might actually be antisemitic. For the first time.”
"maybe I should just send my INDIAN wife to do my job, since you love them so much" anonymous vice president, to his boss
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"maybe I should just send my INDIAN wife to do my job, since you love them so much" anonymous vice president, to his boss
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
it's like seeing hi-def footage of Ronaldinho and thinking you just need a better camera to highlight your skill
Zohran is a generational talent, but I really worry the democrats are gonna take away all the wrong lessons from this, because none of the rest of them can do this.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
it's like seeing hi-def footage of Ronaldinho and thinking you just need a better camera to highlight your skill
it's pretty funny when there's a call for pitches like "has an unspeakable horror happened to you? Bink Dinkin is commissioning stories for $50 (flat fee.) $60 if you died"
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
it's pretty funny when there's a call for pitches like "has an unspeakable horror happened to you? Bink Dinkin is commissioning stories for $50 (flat fee.) $60 if you died"
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Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
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this looks like an after school program where young people help out seniors at home
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
this looks like an after school program where young people help out seniors at home
Sad? Noam Chomsky spending most of his remaining time responding to emails with "no I didn't"
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sad? Noam Chomsky spending most of his remaining time responding to emails with "no I didn't"
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
The irritability of a culture is inversely related to its fiber consumption. If you don’t believe me, just ask a Texan to add beans to their chili
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The irritability of a culture is inversely related to its fiber consumption. If you don’t believe me, just ask a Texan to add beans to their chili
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This skit is hilarious on its own, but it nails that point.
Meet Your Second Wife - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This skit is hilarious on its own, but it nails that point.
if I'm an Obama, and one of my former speechwriters continuously sounds like an absolute lunatic in her prepared speeches, I'm making a call. maybe even posting a tweet. curating a playlist containing a message via song titles, at least
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
if I'm an Obama, and one of my former speechwriters continuously sounds like an absolute lunatic in her prepared speeches, I'm making a call. maybe even posting a tweet. curating a playlist containing a message via song titles, at least