asha
@asha.bsky.social
crying out for my mama after this lower-body workout. my legs are now a concept
April 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
crying out for my mama after this lower-body workout. my legs are now a concept
i dunno Jessie J i think it really was all about that cha-ching cha-ching and the ba-bling ba-bling after all
April 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i dunno Jessie J i think it really was all about that cha-ching cha-ching and the ba-bling ba-bling after all
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
today I made the worst tasting meal I’ve ever tasted in my 24 years of life but it looked fantastic. catch me on masterchef once I figure out the secret formula 🦀
April 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
today I made the worst tasting meal I’ve ever tasted in my 24 years of life but it looked fantastic. catch me on masterchef once I figure out the secret formula 🦀
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(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*
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Oh you think my reductive take is stupid? Clearly you haven't read [book I also haven't read]
March 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oh you think my reductive take is stupid? Clearly you haven't read [book I also haven't read]
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pikachu on his puter
March 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
pikachu on his puter
that is indeed jigglypuff as seen from above
March 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
that is indeed jigglypuff as seen from above
was the president inspired by the hokey pokey when he started this trade war
March 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
was the president inspired by the hokey pokey when he started this trade war
tbh i dunno what’s going on anymore, should i be collecting bottle caps
March 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
tbh i dunno what’s going on anymore, should i be collecting bottle caps
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No, these are my formal Crocs. We're at a wedding, Sharon.
March 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
No, these are my formal Crocs. We're at a wedding, Sharon.
all the companies looking for an accounting student with no experience at all, don’t line up all at once please. i’ll get to everyone as soon as i can
March 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
all the companies looking for an accounting student with no experience at all, don’t line up all at once please. i’ll get to everyone as soon as i can
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Shout out to mushrooms for being so weird
October 29, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Shout out to mushrooms for being so weird
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dusting off the old declaration of independence, hey we might be able to add women in the sequel after all 🧍🏽♀️
February 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
dusting off the old declaration of independence, hey we might be able to add women in the sequel after all 🧍🏽♀️
scrolled too much doom and the doom scrolled back, i do not like this black mirror no more
February 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
scrolled too much doom and the doom scrolled back, i do not like this black mirror no more
can we get a redo on this exam, I don’t think ppl realized we were not being graded on a curve and now a very stupid dog is running this country
February 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
can we get a redo on this exam, I don’t think ppl realized we were not being graded on a curve and now a very stupid dog is running this country
did absolutely nothing and got nothing in return, a good deal if I say so myself
February 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
did absolutely nothing and got nothing in return, a good deal if I say so myself
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
crashing out with the flu and five assignments due tonight but I got my latte
February 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
crashing out with the flu and five assignments due tonight but I got my latte
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i haven't been posting much because im getting COUNSELLING to deal with how hot and tall and cool i am, etc
January 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i haven't been posting much because im getting COUNSELLING to deal with how hot and tall and cool i am, etc
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Got flexed on by raccoon who was holding a better bagel than me this morning.
January 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Got flexed on by raccoon who was holding a better bagel than me this morning.
