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Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Cats 😸😼
Roller derby {Puma Thurman} @wearegrd 💛🖤
Doctor 👩🏻‍⚕️⚕️
I can only assume Mandelson is a powerful wizard and casts some sort of memory wiping spell after every time he does some insane shit that causes a scandal because I can’t explain this happening more than once.
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
why is the whole internet becoming a useless pop up exhibition
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Is “it looks like a pea” a good reason to want a car?
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Well hello there, American visitor
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by ✨arrianne✨
I keep hearing MPs and reporters say the child sexual abuse imagery on 𝕏 is a tricky legal situation because of Grok.

No, it isn't. If there was a company where people were Photoshopping child porn, then we wouldn't be blaming Adobe Photoshop, we would be blaming the company owner and employees.
stop saying ‘grok said’ but also stop saying ‘musk has directed grok to …’ NO HE HASN’T. YOU CAN’T ‘DIRECT’ AN LLM TO DO THINGS. HE SIMPLY ASKED HIS DEVELOPMENT TEAM TO IMPLEMENT SOMETHING
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Watching Shetland is fun because we spend the eps being like “been there!”, “got married there!”, “had photos there!”

BUT

could they make the two women
1. less credulous
2. less likely to shag someone involved with the crime
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Turned around, and shot each other
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
For #Caturday, have our Sat morning cat-pile ft. @ali1m.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Essential supervision for Part 1 exam board today
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Continually embarrassed by smart people confessing to not using their brains and letting a machine do a bad job on their behalf
I’m in a room where a whole ass faculty member said “Chat GPT 5 would be able to write a better NSF proposal than me” and… well…

My inside thoughts got the best of me BC I said loud as fuck “that’s unfortunate, because there’s not a machine on earth that writes better than me.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I thought we just called those soldiers?
September 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Listening to this week’s Behind The Bastards & reminded of my old neighbour’s cat who was also called Buford and was a total bruiser who fought with my flatmate’s cat. I never knew the cat’s surname but Pusser would seem kinda appropriate @iwriteok.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Seems like the Christmas range arrives in Morrisons earlier each year
September 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Dreamt last night about being at a takeaway desperate to try their famous ‘carrot salt’ and now I want to try it for real.
September 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Went for a walk recently and my dubious knee started getting sore and I am furious to discover that the advice I give to patients also applies to me when it comes to taking painkillers before your knee feels like a brick.
September 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Chappell Roan last night - take me back 🩷🩷🩷
August 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Gladioli to meet you
(look what our garden made! 💜)
August 22, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Yes I have reappeared on here after 6 months to moan about AI and how you shouldn’t use it. V on brand.
a close up of a door with two windows
ALT: a close up of a door with two windows
media.tenor.com
August 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
NHS: We added Co-Pilot to everything so it can do ‘useful’ things like summarise your emails but DON’T use it with patient info.

Me: What on earth do you think almost all of what we do involves??

Co-Pilot everywhere: Here I’ve done all sorts of things with patient info.

Fuck off, 2025 Clippy 📎🔥
Me: Maybe use Nextcloud since it's cheaper, better, and more flexible than Microsoft SharePoint?

Universities: Well, we'd need to think about the security implications.

Microsoft: Copilot is in all your software now no it hasn't been tested enjoy.

Universities: We must embrace the future.
August 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Reposted by ✨arrianne✨
I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Texts from @ali1m.bsky.social 🥚
February 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
We've got a guy in removing tiles and retiling our porch floor and he just took a tile up and the floor came with it and now we have a chasm.
February 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Getting paint stripped in the house ahead of getting the hall redone, and the smell is giving me proper childhood flashbacks
January 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Bridget! Stop stealing lightbulbs!”
- an actual thing I just had to yell at my cat.
January 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by ✨arrianne✨
"Hey, did you see that new Wallace and Gromit movie over Christmas? It's received universal acclaim in the UK and overseas and demonstrated the vast cultural and economic benefits that the British animation industry offers. Anyway, here's the piece of shit AI video we slapped together for January."
January 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM