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April
@aprillia.bsky.social
Politics, shit poster, cat content, Seattle local politics.
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Progressive (very left, but pragmatist)
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I block AI slop and those who put it in my tl
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A suicide pact of a nation.
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With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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www.seriouseats.com/the-best-sim...

I've been using this recipe for the past 4 or so years. I can't find the original. I am tucking sage leaves in the thighs and forward part of the breast. I put butter on them so I get a little flavored fat basting without flavor leaching while dry brining.
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The Best Simple Roast Turkey With Gravy Recipe
This recipe delivers a roast turkey that is crisp-skinned, juicy, and evenly cooked, with no flipping, trussing, or fussing. It is the best, simple roast turkey (with gravy) that you can make.
www.seriouseats.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
www.seriouseats.com/the-best-sim...

I've been using this recipe for the past 4 or so years. I can't find the original. I am tucking sage leaves in the thighs and forward part of the breast. I put butter on them so I get a little flavored fat basting without flavor leaching while dry brining.
🍽️
The Best Simple Roast Turkey With Gravy Recipe
This recipe delivers a roast turkey that is crisp-skinned, juicy, and evenly cooked, with no flipping, trussing, or fussing. It is the best, simple roast turkey (with gravy) that you can make.
www.seriouseats.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Update on what is now apparently a multi-tower catastrophe in Hong Kong.

www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...
Breaking | 36 dead, 279 missing in Hong Kong housing estate blaze
Another 29 people have been hospitalised, with seven in a critical condition as inferno ravages housing estate in Tai Po.
www.scmp.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Online Hong Kongers are saying that the management was cutting massive corners in the renovation, there was no fireproofing around the scaffolding, and workers were openly smoking.

There's a big reddit thread on r/hongkong
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Monsters. Just monsters
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Turkey, pie makings, stuffings (making two) veggies and sweet potatoes.
two men are standing in front of a door and one is pointing
Alt: two men are standing in front of a door and one is pointing
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Goebbels was right there. Honestly, these people have no imagination.
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Childfree and the only people tracking me are in my phone!
Millennial children to Boomer Parents "be" like ... monitoring their movements within 60 feet is "not great"

but also
a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger at his eye
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger at his eye
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Wait, Welcome To Derry isn't a sequel to Derry Girls?
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Thought my dentist appointment was an hour earlier, so I did most of my thanksgiving shopping rn.
Sometimes you get an ADHD tax rebate!
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Thought my dentist appointment was an hour earlier, so I did most of my thanksgiving shopping rn.
Sometimes you get an ADHD tax rebate!
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.

The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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So much enshittification that it's now hit knitting and crochet patterns.

Check everything you can before buying online. AI is just a probabilistic parrot not a skilled designer with a team of editors and testers.

www.plagiarismtoday.com/2025/11/24/t...
The AI Invasion of Knitting and Crochet
AI has been infiltrating knitting and crochet spaces, filling them with useless patterns. Here’s why that’s happening and what can be done about it.
www.plagiarismtoday.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
Shoppers can be thankful for discounts on turkey and stuffing this year. While overall grocery prices are up, this year's Thanksgiving meal should cost a bit less than last year's.
Give thanks for the discounts: The feast will cost a little less this year
Shoppers can be thankful for discounts on turkey and stuffing this year. While overall grocery prices are up, this year's Thanksgiving meal should cost a bit less than last year's.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I have not logged into Twitter for a while but this was worth it
I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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my goodness:

Chotiner: who funds this shit
Ben Smith: How dare you ask such a question. Check your facts!
Chotiner: I have now checked my facts. A thread (1/381)
Ben Smith:
a man in a hospital gown with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
ALT: a man in a hospital gown with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Which universe would you prefer to live in?
You ever think about just how handily Star Trek has won the Star Wars/Star Trek war? Turns out making a lot of good content is really hard!
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm casual flying, but it's pajama time
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Bedtime doesn't matter, sleep time does! Whatever works for you, sleep is part of life and you need to invest in quality time and that varies by person.
A molded foam mask that allows you to open your eyes while in light sleep can help sleep quality www.sleepfoundation.org/sleep-news/s...
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM