Bron Greenwood
@anorcwithhooves.bsky.social
18+ ONLY!!!
Muscles, orcs, and sex. Minneapolis-based monster-fucking writer and voice actor who loves his community. He/Him.
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Muscles, orcs, and sex. Minneapolis-based monster-fucking writer and voice actor who loves his community. He/Him.
Icon by @furnandeus.bsky.social
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New day, new platform.
And plenty more ass to breed.
And plenty more ass to breed.
The political weirdos found this post so I'm muting.
Saw a guy in the ditch due to the snowstorm. He was from out of state and not used to snow.
A cop came by and called a tow truck even though the guy asked them not to.
We got him out before the tow truck came.
I gave him $100 to help with the car damage.
Welcome to Minnesota. #MinnesotaNice
A cop came by and called a tow truck even though the guy asked them not to.
We got him out before the tow truck came.
I gave him $100 to help with the car damage.
Welcome to Minnesota. #MinnesotaNice
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The political weirdos found this post so I'm muting.
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Snow days. When everyone pulls together.
We once helped a man from the Middle East driving a hot sports car get unstuck. He tried to pay us. We explained Snow Day rules. You help the next guy you see stuck if you can. And maybe buy some snow tires!
We once helped a man from the Middle East driving a hot sports car get unstuck. He tried to pay us. We explained Snow Day rules. You help the next guy you see stuck if you can. And maybe buy some snow tires!
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Snow days. When everyone pulls together.
We once helped a man from the Middle East driving a hot sports car get unstuck. He tried to pay us. We explained Snow Day rules. You help the next guy you see stuck if you can. And maybe buy some snow tires!
We once helped a man from the Middle East driving a hot sports car get unstuck. He tried to pay us. We explained Snow Day rules. You help the next guy you see stuck if you can. And maybe buy some snow tires!
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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wow! it's everybody's favorite animal men from the pizza lizard cartoon, beepboop and rockapella
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
wow! it's everybody's favorite animal men from the pizza lizard cartoon, beepboop and rockapella
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Updated commission sheet [1/2]
If you are interested just DM or fill in
Google form : forms.gle/HkujedLJUvmB...
You want to see what I made just check out my art feed.
#basicwanton #bara #baraart #furry #commission #commissionopen
If you are interested just DM or fill in
Google form : forms.gle/HkujedLJUvmB...
You want to see what I made just check out my art feed.
#basicwanton #bara #baraart #furry #commission #commissionopen
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Updated commission sheet [1/2]
If you are interested just DM or fill in
Google form : forms.gle/HkujedLJUvmB...
You want to see what I made just check out my art feed.
#basicwanton #bara #baraart #furry #commission #commissionopen
If you are interested just DM or fill in
Google form : forms.gle/HkujedLJUvmB...
You want to see what I made just check out my art feed.
#basicwanton #bara #baraart #furry #commission #commissionopen
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December 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
Saw a guy in the ditch due to the snowstorm. He was from out of state and not used to snow.
A cop came by and called a tow truck even though the guy asked them not to.
We got him out before the tow truck came.
I gave him $100 to help with the car damage.
Welcome to Minnesota. #MinnesotaNice
A cop came by and called a tow truck even though the guy asked them not to.
We got him out before the tow truck came.
I gave him $100 to help with the car damage.
Welcome to Minnesota. #MinnesotaNice
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Saw a guy in the ditch due to the snowstorm. He was from out of state and not used to snow.
A cop came by and called a tow truck even though the guy asked them not to.
We got him out before the tow truck came.
I gave him $100 to help with the car damage.
Welcome to Minnesota. #MinnesotaNice
A cop came by and called a tow truck even though the guy asked them not to.
We got him out before the tow truck came.
I gave him $100 to help with the car damage.
Welcome to Minnesota. #MinnesotaNice
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Quick little color thing with Fitz being cute. Think he wears pink very well
#SpoonArt #swolebold #furryart
#SpoonArt #swolebold #furryart
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Quick little color thing with Fitz being cute. Think he wears pink very well
#SpoonArt #swolebold #furryart
#SpoonArt #swolebold #furryart
Drag Queen named Steffi Lococcus.
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Drag Queen named Steffi Lococcus.
Would love a Season's Greason's YCH
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Would love a Season's Greason's YCH
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It’s been a while since I drew my favorite OG villain…
So yeah :)
So yeah :)
January 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It’s been a while since I drew my favorite OG villain…
So yeah :)
So yeah :)
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This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
Bob Belcher - I'm mostly straight
YouTube video by Kronc Lee
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
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💻 WEBSITE IS LIVE GO GO GO
We've solved the technical gremlins (Azure found the server room and chewed all the wires) so the Black Friday sale is back on with 30% off all inventory, jet black made-to-order and flop toys!
⬇️🖤
go.were.dog/BF25
We've solved the technical gremlins (Azure found the server room and chewed all the wires) so the Black Friday sale is back on with 30% off all inventory, jet black made-to-order and flop toys!
⬇️🖤
go.were.dog/BF25
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
💻 WEBSITE IS LIVE GO GO GO
We've solved the technical gremlins (Azure found the server room and chewed all the wires) so the Black Friday sale is back on with 30% off all inventory, jet black made-to-order and flop toys!
⬇️🖤
go.were.dog/BF25
We've solved the technical gremlins (Azure found the server room and chewed all the wires) so the Black Friday sale is back on with 30% off all inventory, jet black made-to-order and flop toys!
⬇️🖤
go.were.dog/BF25
For those that prefer deer in video form.
(And hearing me use baby talk because I'm a monster, but I'm not a *monster.*)
(And hearing me use baby talk because I'm a monster, but I'm not a *monster.*)
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
For those that prefer deer in video form.
(And hearing me use baby talk because I'm a monster, but I'm not a *monster.*)
(And hearing me use baby talk because I'm a monster, but I'm not a *monster.*)
Grateful for the people that talk to me. 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Grateful for the people that talk to me. 🙏
Happy Thanksgiving, deer
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, deer
P!NK - Blow Me (Official Video)
YouTube video by PinkVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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We did it! 5000km of biking this year! Fuck yeah 🎉
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We did it! 5000km of biking this year! Fuck yeah 🎉
Proper start to a holiday weekend
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Proper start to a holiday weekend
It's almost Thanksgiving!
This is your reminder to of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.
This is your reminder to of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It's almost Thanksgiving!
This is your reminder to of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.
This is your reminder to of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.
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Never pass up an opportunity to dismay an AI marketing stooge
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Never pass up an opportunity to dismay an AI marketing stooge