Andy Matter
@andymatter.bsky.social
Musician, office manager, a floor wax, a dessert topping, a husband, a friend, a dog dad; AndyMatter.Bandcamp.com
If I were a governor trying to make a big impression for an upcoming presidential that everyone knew I was planning, I might consider now a good time to fully legalize cannabis across the board in my state.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
If I were a governor trying to make a big impression for an upcoming presidential that everyone knew I was planning, I might consider now a good time to fully legalize cannabis across the board in my state.
Taking a page from their most famous loser, did the University of Kentucky men’s basketball team lose to the University of Louisville’s men’s basketball team last night, or has college basketball gone woke?
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Taking a page from their most famous loser, did the University of Kentucky men’s basketball team lose to the University of Louisville’s men’s basketball team last night, or has college basketball gone woke?
I found a new location for Democratic Party headquarters.
Mammoth Cave National Park (Kentucky): The World’s Longest Cave System Revealed
The world's oldest cave system, Mammoth Cave National Park, has been painstakingly surveyed and continues to unveil secrets. With over 426 miles (686 km)...Read more: global-travel-tourism.blogspot.com/2025/06/mamm...
The world's oldest cave system, Mammoth Cave National Park, has been painstakingly surveyed and continues to unveil secrets. With over 426 miles (686 km)...Read more: global-travel-tourism.blogspot.com/2025/06/mamm...
Mammoth Cave National Park
Mammoth Cave National Park cave tours schedule, What to do in Mammoth Cave National Park, History of Mammoth Cave National Park,
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November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I found a new location for Democratic Party headquarters.
Hey, what kind of plane was it that just crashed in Louisville this week?
*US DISMISSES BOEING CRIMINAL CHARGE OVER 737 MAX JET CRASHES
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hey, what kind of plane was it that just crashed in Louisville this week?
I only hope Nancy Pelosi has time to send me one last fundraising email.
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I only hope Nancy Pelosi has time to send me one last fundraising email.
Hearing establishment Democrats talk about what all they’ve done for Mamdani reminds me of deadbeat dads who brag about paying child support regularly every other month, and it’s not like the kid’s starving.
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hearing establishment Democrats talk about what all they’ve done for Mamdani reminds me of deadbeat dads who brag about paying child support regularly every other month, and it’s not like the kid’s starving.
I just can’t believe Todd Snider is passing up a chance to take the stage and play nothing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I just can’t believe Todd Snider is passing up a chance to take the stage and play nothing.
Defund Louisville Metro Police Department, fund the buses so we have a bus reach every stop every 15 minutes 24/7.
There, next mayor of Louisville. I wrote you an agenda.
There, next mayor of Louisville. I wrote you an agenda.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Defund Louisville Metro Police Department, fund the buses so we have a bus reach every stop every 15 minutes 24/7.
There, next mayor of Louisville. I wrote you an agenda.
There, next mayor of Louisville. I wrote you an agenda.
Disown/primary anyone who has a nice thing to say about Dick Cheney today.
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Disown/primary anyone who has a nice thing to say about Dick Cheney today.
“Shoot your shot, kid.” — the same Mossad agent to Tyler Robinson, J.D. Vance.
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“Shoot your shot, kid.” — the same Mossad agent to Tyler Robinson, J.D. Vance.
The donor class will tell you their hand-picked politicians have a deep understanding and innate wisdom of the legislative process that the unwashed rubes couldn’t possibly understand, and the first chance they get to speak freely, they sound like second graders.
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The donor class will tell you their hand-picked politicians have a deep understanding and innate wisdom of the legislative process that the unwashed rubes couldn’t possibly understand, and the first chance they get to speak freely, they sound like second graders.
Great Gatsby themed, you say? 🤞
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Great Gatsby themed, you say? 🤞
Learning that the program director of what used to be the only avenue for local music likes two-man acoustic insomnia conquerors The Muckrakers was like when the guy from the first Saw movie learned the key to set him free was flushed in the opening. I never had a chance here.
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Learning that the program director of what used to be the only avenue for local music likes two-man acoustic insomnia conquerors The Muckrakers was like when the guy from the first Saw movie learned the key to set him free was flushed in the opening. I never had a chance here.
Chad Meredith, the newest anti-woman judge on the federal bench, was originally picked by Joe Biden as a favor to his bestest buddy ever Mitch McConnell, so yeah, it must be a foreign country’s fault voter turnout is regularly low.
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Chad Meredith, the newest anti-woman judge on the federal bench, was originally picked by Joe Biden as a favor to his bestest buddy ever Mitch McConnell, so yeah, it must be a foreign country’s fault voter turnout is regularly low.
Former congressman John Yarmuth will be hosting top pharma lobby recipient Jim Clyburn in an event that can best be described as donors-only.
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Former congressman John Yarmuth will be hosting top pharma lobby recipient Jim Clyburn in an event that can best be described as donors-only.
Mayor Mamdani it is, then.
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Mayor Mamdani it is, then.
Just waiting to see how the No Kings energy gets converted to 5000 articles that say, “Listen, Mitt Romney wasn’t my first choice for Dem nominee either, but this is the most important election of our lives.”
October 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Just waiting to see how the No Kings energy gets converted to 5000 articles that say, “Listen, Mitt Romney wasn’t my first choice for Dem nominee either, but this is the most important election of our lives.”
The Landlady by Roald Dahl
U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday criticized the media and politicians, including Gov. JB Pritzker, for “trying to demonize” federal immigration agents and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook a meal for their families.”
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accuses Gov. JB Pritzker and media of ‘trying to demonize’ immigration officers
Speaking in Florida, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem criticized Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and the media, and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook the…
trib.al
October 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The Landlady by Roald Dahl
*in heroin-induced frog voice*: “So the alleged girls in that report you’re likely going to promote were actually consenting women, if you think about it…”
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
*in heroin-induced frog voice*: “So the alleged girls in that report you’re likely going to promote were actually consenting women, if you think about it…”
The world’s going to hell. Be the neighbor who gives full-sized candy bars this Halloween.
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The world’s going to hell. Be the neighbor who gives full-sized candy bars this Halloween.
Zach Bryan wants to make music for the commercial where Kylie Jenner gives the ICE goon a bottle of Mountain Dew.
October 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Zach Bryan wants to make music for the commercial where Kylie Jenner gives the ICE goon a bottle of Mountain Dew.
There will one day be a song titled Keep On Cheuglin’, and if I don’t record it, I will fucking hate it.
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
There will one day be a song titled Keep On Cheuglin’, and if I don’t record it, I will fucking hate it.
Peacock owes it to their fans to create a limited series based on the canonical courtship of John Munch’s ex-wife by Lennie Briscoe.
October 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Peacock owes it to their fans to create a limited series based on the canonical courtship of John Munch’s ex-wife by Lennie Briscoe.
Vincent Battiloro Handled Rejection the Right Way
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
October 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Vincent Battiloro Handled Rejection the Right Way
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Has Morgan McGarvey voted to honor the South Carolina arsonist yet?
October 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Has Morgan McGarvey voted to honor the South Carolina arsonist yet?