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Andrew Palmer 🦃
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Hey you ever have an oven door explode in your face? Because I have!
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Who wore it better?
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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gay people are jealous of both people in this photo actually
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Average electricity cost increase since Jan:

Missouri ⬆️ 37%
Iowa ⬆️ 30%
North Dakota ⬆️ 30%
Oklahoma ⬆️ 30%
New Jersey ⬆️ 27%
Nebraska ⬆️ 25%
Montana ⬆️ 25%
Wyoming ⬆️ 23%

NATIONWIDE ⬆️ 11%

Instead of working to lower costs, Trump is boosting power-hungry AI data centers.
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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this is so fucking stupid lol
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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excited my grocery store had the gay rainbow carrots
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
CA, VA, WI, UT all together would net dems an extra 10-11 seats 😍
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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🚨BREAKING: Wisconsin Supreme Court APPOINTS three-judge panel to hear lawsuit brought by my law firm on behalf of voters seeking new congressional boundaries in time for the 2026 election. www.democracydocket.com/cases/wiscon...
🚨 Bothfeld v. Wisconsin Elections Commission
Learn more.
www.democracydocket.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
omfg another possible 1-2 seats for dems
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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BREAKING MS NOW:

Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated, according to three people with knowledge of the situation.
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Nursing shortage go brrrrrrr
The Donald Trump administration has excluded nursing, physical therapy, and public health as “professional” degrees under new federal student-loan rules.

Loans for these fields will be limited to $20,500 a year, compared to “professional” degrees, where the limit is $50,000 a year.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Breaking:

BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
PLEASE ANNOUNCE YOUR RUN FOR MAYOR
Mayor Bowser has served the District faithfully — first as an ANC Commissioner, then as a Councilmember, and now as a three-term Mayor. She has guided our city through difficult times, secured important investments, and worked hard to strengthen our communities.
It has been the honor of a lifetime to be your mayor.

My full letter to the community:
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
BREAKING

Muriel Bowser, the Mayor of Washington DC, says she will NOT be seeing a fourth term.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Massachusetts - Democratic Senate Polling:

Pressley: 35%
Markey: 34%
Moulton: 15%

Suffolk / Nov 23, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Me: “Sorry, I have plans tonight”

The plans:
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
can we have nice things just once…
NEWS: Ward 7 Councilmember Wendell Felder is introducing emergency legislation that would delay ranked-choice voting, which is currently set to be rolled out in D.C. in 2026. His bill would mandate that Board of Elections conduct an assessment on what it would need to implement RCV.
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The EU Court of Justice ruled that all countries must recognize same-sex marriages granted in other member states, effectively legalizing gay marriage across the EU. www.reuters.com/world/europe...
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Former Sen. Doug Jones is running for governor of Alabama, and he's arguing that Republican Tommy Tuberville is really a Florida Man who isn't even qualified to run.
Morning Digest: Alabama's Doug Jones, winner of massive 2017 upset, launches bid for governor
No Democrat has won the post since 1998, but the likely GOP nominee has a particular vulnerability
www.the-downballot.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Seattle’s newly elected city attorney says she will reverse her predecessor’s policy of barring people suspected of certain crimes from entering parts of the city. “I will not criminally charge someone for being in an area they’re not supposed to be.”
Progressives Win in Seattle, Changing Directions on Public Safety
Voters ousted a mayor who oversaw a surge in encampment sweeps, and a Republican prosecutor who pursued punitive policies toward homeless people and drug users.
boltsmag.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM