Andrew Feeney
@andrewfeeney.au
Software developer from Sydney Australia.
PHP, Typescript, Javascript, Rust, Laravel, React, Vue, Serverless.
PHP, Typescript, Javascript, Rust, Laravel, React, Vue, Serverless.
Mamdani is going to impose Sham-wow law. Everyone who is displeased will receive their money back, no questions asked within 30-days.
Mamdani is going to impose Shamgar law, only ox-goads allowed as law enforcement weapons.
Mamdani is going to impose shangri-la law. Everyone will be blindfolded and forced to play Marco Polo
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Sham-wow law. Everyone who is displeased will receive their money back, no questions asked within 30-days.
Reposted by Andrew Feeney
Love this project by Dennis Koch: A community driven map showing Laravel developers across the world.
laramap.dev/?utm_source=bsky
Already noticed some new Laravel developers how haven't come to one of our meetups yet. 😅
laramap.dev/?utm_source=bsky
Already noticed some new Laravel developers how haven't come to one of our meetups yet. 😅
Laramap
Laramap is a community-driven map connecting Laravel artisans worldwide.
laramap.dev
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Love this project by Dennis Koch: A community driven map showing Laravel developers across the world.
laramap.dev/?utm_source=bsky
Already noticed some new Laravel developers how haven't come to one of our meetups yet. 😅
laramap.dev/?utm_source=bsky
Already noticed some new Laravel developers how haven't come to one of our meetups yet. 😅
Clicking the "Remember this device for 30 days" checkbox after submitting the log in form in the hope that it somehow works retroactively
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Clicking the "Remember this device for 30 days" checkbox after submitting the log in form in the hope that it somehow works retroactively
Years of therapy, a personal trainer, a personal dietician and chef, and significantly reduced stress would fix me.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Years of therapy, a personal trainer, a personal dietician and chef, and significantly reduced stress would fix me.
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Feliz navidad implies the existence of feliz navimum, feliz navibingo and feliz navibluey.
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Feliz navidad implies the existence of feliz navimum, feliz navibingo and feliz navibluey.
Reposted by Andrew Feeney
Every time you post an AI take one of my organs fails. Please. I’m running out of organs.
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Every time you post an AI take one of my organs fails. Please. I’m running out of organs.
After BitBucket's recent pipeline indicator colour updates I have this constant craving for pea and ham soup for some reason.
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
After BitBucket's recent pipeline indicator colour updates I have this constant craving for pea and ham soup for some reason.
Me in the zone minding my own business coding to some generic EDM tracWELCOME TO TRITONIA
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Me in the zone minding my own business coding to some generic EDM tracWELCOME TO TRITONIA
As a developer you can’t forget your ABCs.
Always Be Creating APIs
Always Be Creating APIs
October 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
As a developer you can’t forget your ABCs.
Always Be Creating APIs
Always Be Creating APIs
Reposted by Andrew Feeney
If you are obsessively reading about imprecise pre-5-line-staff music notation and the plainchant music associated with it, it’s neumescrolling
If you are obsessively reading about human-made channels for water in the form of an open declined gravity chute was walls are raised above the surrounding terrain and which use flowing water to transport materials (not to be confused with a trench, ditch, or aqueduct), it’s flumescrolling
If you’re obsessively reading about empiricism, skepticism, and the slavery of reason to the passions, it’s Humescrolling.
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you are obsessively reading about imprecise pre-5-line-staff music notation and the plainchant music associated with it, it’s neumescrolling
Has anyone else had issues with Cursor terminal processes hanging after competition with @pestphp.bsky.social browser tests? @nunomaduro.com have you seen anything like this?
October 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Has anyone else had issues with Cursor terminal processes hanging after competition with @pestphp.bsky.social browser tests? @nunomaduro.com have you seen anything like this?
Server is running at absolute zero. That's good right?
October 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Server is running at absolute zero. That's good right?
The perfect reply doesn’t ex—
rust fixes this
what are you replying to?
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The perfect reply doesn’t ex—
Is eating mermaid cannibalism?
You can't be sure there's not some mermaid in there.
October 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Is eating mermaid cannibalism?
Reposted by Andrew Feeney
Heading into #Sydney soon for the #sydphp #phpxsyd meetup
eventy.io/events/1pl01...
I am presenting a talk on #metabase and how it can be a quick #BI win for your #fullstack #laravel #django #ruby cough #springBoot app
It's a pre @laracon.au special. :woot:
eventy.io/events/1pl01...
I am presenting a talk on #metabase and how it can be a quick #BI win for your #fullstack #laravel #django #ruby cough #springBoot app
It's a pre @laracon.au special. :woot:
PHP/Laravel - 2025 October 14th | Eventy
Join us in October of 2025 at the Cover Genius HQ...
eventy.io
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Heading into #Sydney soon for the #sydphp #phpxsyd meetup
eventy.io/events/1pl01...
I am presenting a talk on #metabase and how it can be a quick #BI win for your #fullstack #laravel #django #ruby cough #springBoot app
It's a pre @laracon.au special. :woot:
eventy.io/events/1pl01...
I am presenting a talk on #metabase and how it can be a quick #BI win for your #fullstack #laravel #django #ruby cough #springBoot app
It's a pre @laracon.au special. :woot:
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
Server has gone away
Server has gone away
“Compiling Tensorflow from source”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
"The bathroom. It's... bad."
"The bathroom. It's... bad."
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
Server has gone away
Server has gone away
The more years I work with Laravel's many-to-many tooling, the more I just reach straight for many to many "pivot tables" really just being a code smell wanting to be refactored into their own model.
October 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The more years I work with Laravel's many-to-many tooling, the more I just reach straight for many to many "pivot tables" really just being a code smell wanting to be refactored into their own model.
I don't always steal people's dotfiles, but when I do, they are usually @jessarcand.bsky.social's
October 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I don't always steal people's dotfiles, but when I do, they are usually @jessarcand.bsky.social's
git-fork.com is still one of my favourite commercial software programs. One time purchase of $60, just a beautiful, well designed, well maintained application. Highly recommended.
Fork - a fast and friendly git client for Mac and Windows
Fork - a fast and friendly git client for Mac and Windows
git-fork.com
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
git-fork.com is still one of my favourite commercial software programs. One time purchase of $60, just a beautiful, well designed, well maintained application. Highly recommended.
Reposted by Andrew Feeney
A sad story in three words:
Chat Context Summarised
Chat Context Summarised
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
A sad story in three words:
Chat Context Summarised
Chat Context Summarised
New @laravel.com Forge UI is pretty schmick.
October 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
New @laravel.com Forge UI is pretty schmick.
Bluesky is growing up. We have our own home grown drama and daily main characters now.
October 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Bluesky is growing up. We have our own home grown drama and daily main characters now.