Andrew Feeney
@andrewfeeney.au
Software developer from Sydney Australia.
PHP, Typescript, Javascript, Rust, Laravel, React, Vue, Serverless.
PHP, Typescript, Javascript, Rust, Laravel, React, Vue, Serverless.
Reposted by Andrew Feeney
uiua has got to be the weirdest programming language I’ve ever seen: www.uiua.org
Uiua
A tacit array programming language
www.uiua.org
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
uiua has got to be the weirdest programming language I’ve ever seen: www.uiua.org
Re-write a song in the passive voice
“The sheriff was involved in a shooting. The deputy was also hit by gunfire.”
“The sheriff was involved in a shooting. The deputy was also hit by gunfire.”
Youngest just said that there should be a TV show where singers have to rewrite lyrics so it’s unclear who’s doing what, and they could call it The Passive Voice.
I didn’t see it coming, and I’m so proud.
I didn’t see it coming, and I’m so proud.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Re-write a song in the passive voice
“The sheriff was involved in a shooting. The deputy was also hit by gunfire.”
“The sheriff was involved in a shooting. The deputy was also hit by gunfire.”
Maslow’s hierarchy of preferred coffee mugs
Maslow’s hierarchy of Lego bricks
Maslow’s hierarchy of state quarters
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Maslow’s hierarchy of preferred coffee mugs
Currently building a work playlist called "Chunky Strings". Any suggestions?
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Currently building a work playlist called "Chunky Strings". Any suggestions?
The problem with “just one more thing on my list” is that lists aren’t lists, they are recursive trees. And when you pop a node off that tree, it might have a near infinite tree of other tasks nested under it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The problem with “just one more thing on my list” is that lists aren’t lists, they are recursive trees. And when you pop a node off that tree, it might have a near infinite tree of other tasks nested under it.
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
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Actually, let’s make this interesting!
Who wants to win a tea towel? Quote post with your guess before 11 pm. Closest wins. If more than one person has the closest guess, names go in a hat.
Prize value: NZ$35
Can be sent to an address in Aotearoa or Australia (you may enter from elsewhere.)
Who wants to win a tea towel? Quote post with your guess before 11 pm. Closest wins. If more than one person has the closest guess, names go in a hat.
Prize value: NZ$35
Can be sent to an address in Aotearoa or Australia (you may enter from elsewhere.)
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Wondering if I could craft an esoteric language in the vane of @dylanbeatt.ie's rockstarlang called "Adversarial Poetry"
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wondering if I could craft an esoteric language in the vane of @dylanbeatt.ie's rockstarlang called "Adversarial Poetry"
@absurdcompliments.bsky.social Whatcha got for me?
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
@absurdcompliments.bsky.social Whatcha got for me?
What is happening to me? Wife was counting out loud and eldest and I responded with “six seven” in unison.
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What is happening to me? Wife was counting out loud and eldest and I responded with “six seven” in unison.
What do you mean that's cheating? I call that breakfast.
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What do you mean that's cheating? I call that breakfast.
Want to feel old?
You’re 38.
You’re 38.
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Want to feel old?
You’re 38.
You’re 38.
Reposted by Andrew Feeney
Post Malone implies the existence of Get Malone, Put Malone, Patch Malone, Delete Malone and Options Malone.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Post Malone implies the existence of Get Malone, Put Malone, Patch Malone, Delete Malone and Options Malone.
[Free] Cupholder
Want a free cupholder, download the attachment! LOL
www.techpowerup.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Reposted by Andrew Feeney
You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
Boss: “We need these engineers to quit slacking off at home and return to the office.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Boss: “We need these engineers to quit slacking off at home and return to the office.”
Reposted by Andrew Feeney
Hey @laravel.com folks 👋
I want to gift someone a lifetime licence to
Beyond Code’s Tinkerwell App!
Ideally, I’d love to find someone who’s just getting started or would really benefit but might find it a bit out of reach financially.
Who’s in ❤️??
I want to gift someone a lifetime licence to
Beyond Code’s Tinkerwell App!
Ideally, I’d love to find someone who’s just getting started or would really benefit but might find it a bit out of reach financially.
Who’s in ❤️??
a bald man in a blue suit is pointing at something .
ALT: a bald man in a blue suit is pointing at something .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hey @laravel.com folks 👋
I want to gift someone a lifetime licence to
Beyond Code’s Tinkerwell App!
Ideally, I’d love to find someone who’s just getting started or would really benefit but might find it a bit out of reach financially.
Who’s in ❤️??
I want to gift someone a lifetime licence to
Beyond Code’s Tinkerwell App!
Ideally, I’d love to find someone who’s just getting started or would really benefit but might find it a bit out of reach financially.
Who’s in ❤️??
Well, I’ve managed to meet 2/3 of @cheeseandweather.bsky.social - @davehicking.com and @zuzana-k.com. Now I just need @benholmen.com to submit a talk for next year’s #LaraconAU
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Well, I’ve managed to meet 2/3 of @cheeseandweather.bsky.social - @davehicking.com and @zuzana-k.com. Now I just need @benholmen.com to submit a talk for next year’s #LaraconAU
If Light Contact Flashing Security
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 AM
If Light Contact Flashing Security
Mamdani is going to impose Sham-wow law. Everyone who is displeased will receive their money back, no questions asked within 30-days.
Mamdani is going to impose Shamgar law, only ox-goads allowed as law enforcement weapons.
Mamdani is going to impose shangri-la law. Everyone will be blindfolded and forced to play Marco Polo
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Sham-wow law. Everyone who is displeased will receive their money back, no questions asked within 30-days.
Reposted by Andrew Feeney
Love this project by Dennis Koch: A community driven map showing Laravel developers across the world.
laramap.dev/?utm_source=bsky
Already noticed some new Laravel developers how haven't come to one of our meetups yet. 😅
laramap.dev/?utm_source=bsky
Already noticed some new Laravel developers how haven't come to one of our meetups yet. 😅
Laramap
Laramap is a community-driven map connecting Laravel artisans worldwide.
laramap.dev
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Love this project by Dennis Koch: A community driven map showing Laravel developers across the world.
laramap.dev/?utm_source=bsky
Already noticed some new Laravel developers how haven't come to one of our meetups yet. 😅
laramap.dev/?utm_source=bsky
Already noticed some new Laravel developers how haven't come to one of our meetups yet. 😅
Clicking the "Remember this device for 30 days" checkbox after submitting the log in form in the hope that it somehow works retroactively
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Clicking the "Remember this device for 30 days" checkbox after submitting the log in form in the hope that it somehow works retroactively
Years of therapy, a personal trainer, a personal dietician and chef, and significantly reduced stress would fix me.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Years of therapy, a personal trainer, a personal dietician and chef, and significantly reduced stress would fix me.