Andrew Cinema
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DP, Lighting Director, Gimbal Op, ICG600, IATSE728
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JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
They're not ready for the "Why don't they build the entire plane out of the black box" approach to the ski jumpers only injecting their junk with hylauronic acid.
February 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
They're not ready for the "Why don't they build the entire plane out of the black box" approach to the ski jumpers only injecting their junk with hylauronic acid.
Hi. Hello. Yes, I'm going like, real deep in the river. What cigs should I buy?
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Hi. Hello. Yes, I'm going like, real deep in the river. What cigs should I buy?
Impressive to write this and not mention that the discrepancy is likely due to ai bot reviews, when the audience score from over 19K reviews on IMDb nearly mirrors that of the critics' on Rotten Tomatoes.
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Impressive to write this and not mention that the discrepancy is likely due to ai bot reviews, when the audience score from over 19K reviews on IMDb nearly mirrors that of the critics' on Rotten Tomatoes.
Somehow, the other two credited DP's knew not to answer that interview call. All three of these guys are big time though. This wasn't about a paycheck for any of them; they all knew what this film was meant to be and who they were working for.
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Somehow, the other two credited DP's knew not to answer that interview call. All three of these guys are big time though. This wasn't about a paycheck for any of them; they all knew what this film was meant to be and who they were working for.
This is who runs this account
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February 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This is who runs this account
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Timeline doing the work this morning.
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Timeline doing the work this morning.
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Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.
What my sick and twisted mind pictures when I hear "kitchen-table politics"
February 1, 2026 at 6:17 AM
What my sick and twisted mind pictures when I hear "kitchen-table politics"
Dang, I did not see the Melania plot twist coming (Spoilers)
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Dang, I did not see the Melania plot twist coming (Spoilers)
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he always had trouble with anti-virus measures
Bill Gates allegedly caught an STD when he cheated on then-wife Melinda Gates, newly released emails in the Jeffrey Epstein files revealed.
Bill Gates Shocker! Billionaire Got an STD After Cheating on His Wife With 'Russian Girls,' Jeffrey Epstein Files Claim
okmagazine.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
he always had trouble with anti-virus measures
Who wants to go see the docking movie?
January 29, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Who wants to go see the docking movie?
Just got followed by a porn bot with "Netflix quote master" in bio. You know me and the homies love hanging out, quoting our favorite Netflix.
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Just got followed by a porn bot with "Netflix quote master" in bio. You know me and the homies love hanging out, quoting our favorite Netflix.
I'll weigh in on the OBAA discourse just to say I liked the scene where they jacked the rip.
January 28, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I'll weigh in on the OBAA discourse just to say I liked the scene where they jacked the rip.
I think it's actually cool to operate a national evening news broadcast like a 90's drive time shock-jock radio show.
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I think it's actually cool to operate a national evening news broadcast like a 90's drive time shock-jock radio show.
The single's been out for a bit, but the new Yin Yīn album is fantastic
YĪN YĪN - Spirit Adapter
YouTube video by YĪN YĪN
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The single's been out for a bit, but the new Yin Yīn album is fantastic
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
lmao yikes
Final:
Nets 66
Knicks 120
Nets 66
Knicks 120
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 AM
lmao yikes
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Parsing the news about AF1 turning around.
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Parsing the news about AF1 turning around.
I still think I got a pretty decent shot at the Bass Pro Shop Peace Prize this year.
January 19, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I still think I got a pretty decent shot at the Bass Pro Shop Peace Prize this year.
*stick in spokes meme caption*
"fresh headwinds"
"fresh headwinds"
The dollar faces fresh headwinds as President Trump weighs tariffs on European nations tied to his plan to acquire Greenland, raising uncertainties over US policies, according to analysts
Dollar Faces Pressure From Trump’s Fresh Tariff Threat to Europe
The dollar faces fresh headwinds as President Donald Trump weighs tariffs on European nations tied to his plan to acquire Greenland, raising uncertainties over US policies, according to analysts.
bloom.bg
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 AM
*stick in spokes meme caption*
"fresh headwinds"
"fresh headwinds"
Every day, I open my refrigerator and say longingly to The Bottle of Champagne, "Not today, but soon." Then I close the door and wait for tomorrow.
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Every day, I open my refrigerator and say longingly to The Bottle of Champagne, "Not today, but soon." Then I close the door and wait for tomorrow.
I should call her
A motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores, patented today.
US 12520926
US 12520926
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I should call her