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Hi. Hello. Yes, I'm going like, real deep in the river. What cigs should I buy?
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Hi. Hello. Yes, I'm going like, real deep in the river. What cigs should I buy?
Impressive to write this and not mention that the discrepancy is likely due to ai bot reviews, when the audience score from over 19K reviews on IMDb nearly mirrors that of the critics' on Rotten Tomatoes.
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Impressive to write this and not mention that the discrepancy is likely due to ai bot reviews, when the audience score from over 19K reviews on IMDb nearly mirrors that of the critics' on Rotten Tomatoes.
Somehow, the other two credited DP's knew not to answer that interview call. All three of these guys are big time though. This wasn't about a paycheck for any of them; they all knew what this film was meant to be and who they were working for.
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Somehow, the other two credited DP's knew not to answer that interview call. All three of these guys are big time though. This wasn't about a paycheck for any of them; they all knew what this film was meant to be and who they were working for.
Timeline doing the work this morning.
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Timeline doing the work this morning.
What my sick and twisted mind pictures when I hear "kitchen-table politics"
February 1, 2026 at 6:17 AM
What my sick and twisted mind pictures when I hear "kitchen-table politics"
Dang, I did not see the Melania plot twist coming (Spoilers)
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Dang, I did not see the Melania plot twist coming (Spoilers)
Who wants to go see the docking movie?
January 29, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Who wants to go see the docking movie?
Parsing the news about AF1 turning around.
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Parsing the news about AF1 turning around.
Where else are we gonna get bangers like this though?
January 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Where else are we gonna get bangers like this though?
Stop. Stop the game. The football has termites.
January 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Stop. Stop the game. The football has termites.
Wait I found another one
January 7, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Wait I found another one
Fantastic editor's note from the latest print edition of Wired that interviewed Cybertruck owners
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Fantastic editor's note from the latest print edition of Wired that interviewed Cybertruck owners
When my sewing machine jams vs. after I fix the jam
January 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
When my sewing machine jams vs. after I fix the jam
Found some super slimy stinkhorn mushrooms growing in the yard after the latest storm. Phallus impudicus, I believe.
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Found some super slimy stinkhorn mushrooms growing in the yard after the latest storm. Phallus impudicus, I believe.
Hit and run in his haste to pay child support on time.
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hit and run in his haste to pay child support on time.
Once Christmas is finally over:
December 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Once Christmas is finally over:
Every audiobook I listened to in 2025
The 5 that especially stuck with me:
Bloodlands
The Fort Bragg Cartel
The Plot Against America
Careless People
The Devil Reached Toward the Sky
The 5 that especially stuck with me:
Bloodlands
The Fort Bragg Cartel
The Plot Against America
Careless People
The Devil Reached Toward the Sky
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Every audiobook I listened to in 2025
The 5 that especially stuck with me:
Bloodlands
The Fort Bragg Cartel
The Plot Against America
Careless People
The Devil Reached Toward the Sky
The 5 that especially stuck with me:
Bloodlands
The Fort Bragg Cartel
The Plot Against America
Careless People
The Devil Reached Toward the Sky
The Substance is a Christmas movie
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The Substance is a Christmas movie
