andie
@andr0medas.bsky.social
mediocre, ugly, untalented, bureaucratic, provincial, unmanly or gay丨andie/m.丨3ª idade丨ela/they
Ele segurando minha mão 🥹
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ele segurando minha mão 🥹
Conexão Zona Sul - Racionais MC's ft. ClariS
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February 8, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Esse repórter gringo pousou no Galeão e a PF se ligou que ele tinha ultrapassado o visto dele da última vez. Aí segue essa interação maravilhosa entre ele e o policial:
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Esse repórter gringo pousou no Galeão e a PF se ligou que ele tinha ultrapassado o visto dele da última vez. Aí segue essa interação maravilhosa entre ele e o policial:
parei com fallout 76 pra dar um descanso............ voltei pro swtor
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
parei com fallout 76 pra dar um descanso............ voltei pro swtor
Tem uma barata no meu banheiro, hora de tocar fogo na casa
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Tem uma barata no meu banheiro, hora de tocar fogo na casa
Queria tanto que meus uber pet chegassem na hora que eu marquei e não meia hora antes pra ficar me enchendo o saco pra descer logo e cancelando bravinhos
January 28, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Queria tanto que meus uber pet chegassem na hora que eu marquei e não meia hora antes pra ficar me enchendo o saco pra descer logo e cancelando bravinhos
somos amigas... somos irmãs... somos mulheres
January 28, 2026 at 12:53 PM
somos amigas... somos irmãs... somos mulheres
Saga e Ota negativos no exame de fungo 🙏🙏🙏🙏
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Saga e Ota negativos no exame de fungo 🙏🙏🙏🙏
eu que sou o mothman
January 21, 2026 at 12:23 PM
eu que sou o mothman
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A Groenlândia (e todos os outros países) dando um choque de realidade nos americanos que acham que só eles existem
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
A Groenlândia (e todos os outros países) dando um choque de realidade nos americanos que acham que só eles existem
A escola feliz fechou :)
January 20, 2026 at 9:11 PM
A escola feliz fechou :)
luly vc nao me obrigue a votar na julizola
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 AM
luly vc nao me obrigue a votar na julizola
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como pode Benicio del Toro ser irmao do Murilo Benício e do Guillermo del Toro ao mesmo tempo
January 18, 2026 at 11:19 AM
como pode Benicio del Toro ser irmao do Murilo Benício e do Guillermo del Toro ao mesmo tempo
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Multi-layered “look what you made me do” lie.
Because Norway didn’t give a him prize (it doesn’t decide winners) for ending wars (he didn’t end) the US won’t be peaceful anymore (bombing multiple countries) and will take Greenland (part of Denmark, not Norway) to stop Russia (it’d help Russia).
Because Norway didn’t give a him prize (it doesn’t decide winners) for ending wars (he didn’t end) the US won’t be peaceful anymore (bombing multiple countries) and will take Greenland (part of Denmark, not Norway) to stop Russia (it’d help Russia).
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Multi-layered “look what you made me do” lie.
Because Norway didn’t give a him prize (it doesn’t decide winners) for ending wars (he didn’t end) the US won’t be peaceful anymore (bombing multiple countries) and will take Greenland (part of Denmark, not Norway) to stop Russia (it’d help Russia).
Because Norway didn’t give a him prize (it doesn’t decide winners) for ending wars (he didn’t end) the US won’t be peaceful anymore (bombing multiple countries) and will take Greenland (part of Denmark, not Norway) to stop Russia (it’d help Russia).
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I cannot fucking believe this is real
I think people need to like... actually read this, so they know exactly who every politician isn't spending every waking moment removing
I think people need to like... actually read this, so they know exactly who every politician isn't spending every waking moment removing
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I cannot fucking believe this is real
I think people need to like... actually read this, so they know exactly who every politician isn't spending every waking moment removing
I think people need to like... actually read this, so they know exactly who every politician isn't spending every waking moment removing
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GOOD. He's an artist, not a public utility. He owes us nothing.
George R.R. Martin has said that if he never completes Game of Thrones sequel Winds of Winter (or the book after that), there's no plan for anyone else to step in. Instead, his Song of Ice and Fire series simply "won't be finished."
Game of Thrones Writer George R.R. Martin Says There's No Plan if He Dies Before Completing Winds of Winter, and the Series Simply 'Won't Be Finished'
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January 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
GOOD. He's an artist, not a public utility. He owes us nothing.
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Esse lance de todo ano as pessoas reclamarem de racismo e assédio sexual no programa mas continuarem vendo sempre me passa uma sensação tipo esse tweet:
January 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Esse lance de todo ano as pessoas reclamarem de racismo e assédio sexual no programa mas continuarem vendo sempre me passa uma sensação tipo esse tweet:
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só de ter farejado dois assediadores já fez mais pra sociedade do que todos os perfis de tráfego pago do instagram
ana paula bbb os 34 anos que passou sem trabalhar sendo sustentada pelos pais ela tava studying the blade
January 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
só de ter farejado dois assediadores já fez mais pra sociedade do que todos os perfis de tráfego pago do instagram
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Tudo eu nessa casa
January 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Tudo eu nessa casa
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o macaco é impossível acabar totalmente porque o ser humano veio do macaco, um macaco macaco.
January 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
o macaco é impossível acabar totalmente porque o ser humano veio do macaco, um macaco macaco.
gente brava que heated rivalry fez as pessoas gostarem de um personagem russo como se fosse crime quando o país mais genocida do mundo empurra mídia pra gente "se apaixonar" por personagem americano todo dia lololol
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 PM
gente brava que heated rivalry fez as pessoas gostarem de um personagem russo como se fosse crime quando o país mais genocida do mundo empurra mídia pra gente "se apaixonar" por personagem americano todo dia lololol
Já é meu aniversário na Austrália
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Já é meu aniversário na Austrália
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"Tamo Junto Foreign Policy" is a hell of a name and I'm up for that.
It’s time for Lula to announce a global south solidarity campaign based on mutual respect and tamo junto foreign policy.
Expecting Brazil proceed with reciprocity. But I don’t believe so.
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
"Tamo Junto Foreign Policy" is a hell of a name and I'm up for that.
um negocio q seria ótimo era simplesmente nao ter ex nenhum ne
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
um negocio q seria ótimo era simplesmente nao ter ex nenhum ne
Passando mal que o Ota perdeu 300 gramas só de pelo
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Passando mal que o Ota perdeu 300 gramas só de pelo