Amoeba Makes
@amoebareads.bsky.social
Secluded cabin dwelling old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & character relics.
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Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.
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Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.
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Amoeba Makes
@amoebareads.bsky.social
· Jan 11
🖤Hello folks🖤
This is NOT really a crafting account
Yes I share my original stained glass creations but this is *mostly* a place of Queer Fandom Brain Rot
If you follow me for stained glass
PLEASE understand
what I post is MOSTLY
Silly Gay Ass Pirates
&
a heap of existential dread
NSFW
18+
This is NOT really a crafting account
Yes I share my original stained glass creations but this is *mostly* a place of Queer Fandom Brain Rot
If you follow me for stained glass
PLEASE understand
what I post is MOSTLY
Silly Gay Ass Pirates
&
a heap of existential dread
NSFW
18+
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December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Divorce update:
Canceled
due to the apology offering of 2 pieces of
Pickle Pizza
16 years with this silly bastard today.
Canceled
due to the apology offering of 2 pieces of
Pickle Pizza
16 years with this silly bastard today.
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Divorce update:
Canceled
due to the apology offering of 2 pieces of
Pickle Pizza
16 years with this silly bastard today.
Canceled
due to the apology offering of 2 pieces of
Pickle Pizza
16 years with this silly bastard today.
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
Tonight in the tiny village where I live, my landlord is burning a FUCKING MASSIVE scrap pile.
This pile is bigger than most of the cabins in the area.
I can already see the hippies dancing and the dogs are fighting.
Interesting times in the front field tonight....
This pile is bigger than most of the cabins in the area.
I can already see the hippies dancing and the dogs are fighting.
Interesting times in the front field tonight....
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tonight in the tiny village where I live, my landlord is burning a FUCKING MASSIVE scrap pile.
This pile is bigger than most of the cabins in the area.
I can already see the hippies dancing and the dogs are fighting.
Interesting times in the front field tonight....
This pile is bigger than most of the cabins in the area.
I can already see the hippies dancing and the dogs are fighting.
Interesting times in the front field tonight....
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"Do Forests Dream of Plasmodial Creep"
13.5x22" Watercolor on hot press.
For my solo show"Fruiting Bodies," on view now at
@poetictigergallery.bsky.social
Adopt the original: poetictiger.com/product/do-f... #watercolor
13.5x22" Watercolor on hot press.
For my solo show"Fruiting Bodies," on view now at
@poetictigergallery.bsky.social
Adopt the original: poetictiger.com/product/do-f... #watercolor
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Do Forests Dream of Plasmodial Creep"
13.5x22" Watercolor on hot press.
For my solo show"Fruiting Bodies," on view now at
@poetictigergallery.bsky.social
Adopt the original: poetictiger.com/product/do-f... #watercolor
13.5x22" Watercolor on hot press.
For my solo show"Fruiting Bodies," on view now at
@poetictigergallery.bsky.social
Adopt the original: poetictiger.com/product/do-f... #watercolor
3am thinking
I'd love to flip the switch in my brain from
READER
to
Writer
But
My reading is so gluttonous and pleasurable
And
Writing seems like I'd be smashing my face into a brick wall until words fall out
then trying to drag a beloved corpse uphill so it can be publicly autopsied
I'd love to flip the switch in my brain from
READER
to
Writer
But
My reading is so gluttonous and pleasurable
And
Writing seems like I'd be smashing my face into a brick wall until words fall out
then trying to drag a beloved corpse uphill so it can be publicly autopsied
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
3am thinking
I'd love to flip the switch in my brain from
READER
to
Writer
But
My reading is so gluttonous and pleasurable
And
Writing seems like I'd be smashing my face into a brick wall until words fall out
then trying to drag a beloved corpse uphill so it can be publicly autopsied
I'd love to flip the switch in my brain from
READER
to
Writer
But
My reading is so gluttonous and pleasurable
And
Writing seems like I'd be smashing my face into a brick wall until words fall out
then trying to drag a beloved corpse uphill so it can be publicly autopsied
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a glory hole but for unlimited soup and salad
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
a glory hole but for unlimited soup and salad
The wolfhound desperately wants to run around in the snow....
✨ HOWEVER ✨
Does NOT WANT
Cold or wet
And
Wants to be inside
this is all my fault
✨ HOWEVER ✨
Does NOT WANT
Cold or wet
And
Wants to be inside
this is all my fault
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The wolfhound desperately wants to run around in the snow....
✨ HOWEVER ✨
Does NOT WANT
Cold or wet
And
Wants to be inside
this is all my fault
✨ HOWEVER ✨
Does NOT WANT
Cold or wet
And
Wants to be inside
this is all my fault
I think he is only now realizing that it is a
Full Moon
And he has deprived me of fries
And now he's locked in a small remote cabin with me
He is promising pickles,
pizza
and
pickle pizza
if he survives the night
Full Moon
And he has deprived me of fries
And now he's locked in a small remote cabin with me
He is promising pickles,
pizza
and
pickle pizza
if he survives the night
Officially getting a divorce.
He came home
Said he brought me fries from town.
And immediately confessed he ate them.
now I have none of the fries I didn't even know I desperately needed.
He did bring 20lbs of potatoes
And dared to joke about it
Divorce... Divorce for a million years.
He came home
Said he brought me fries from town.
And immediately confessed he ate them.
now I have none of the fries I didn't even know I desperately needed.
He did bring 20lbs of potatoes
And dared to joke about it
Divorce... Divorce for a million years.
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I think he is only now realizing that it is a
Full Moon
And he has deprived me of fries
And now he's locked in a small remote cabin with me
He is promising pickles,
pizza
and
pickle pizza
if he survives the night
Full Moon
And he has deprived me of fries
And now he's locked in a small remote cabin with me
He is promising pickles,
pizza
and
pickle pizza
if he survives the night
Officially getting a divorce.
He came home
Said he brought me fries from town.
And immediately confessed he ate them.
now I have none of the fries I didn't even know I desperately needed.
He did bring 20lbs of potatoes
And dared to joke about it
Divorce... Divorce for a million years.
He came home
Said he brought me fries from town.
And immediately confessed he ate them.
now I have none of the fries I didn't even know I desperately needed.
He did bring 20lbs of potatoes
And dared to joke about it
Divorce... Divorce for a million years.
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Officially getting a divorce.
He came home
Said he brought me fries from town.
And immediately confessed he ate them.
now I have none of the fries I didn't even know I desperately needed.
He did bring 20lbs of potatoes
And dared to joke about it
Divorce... Divorce for a million years.
He came home
Said he brought me fries from town.
And immediately confessed he ate them.
now I have none of the fries I didn't even know I desperately needed.
He did bring 20lbs of potatoes
And dared to joke about it
Divorce... Divorce for a million years.
Last night
the full moon
looked me dead in the eyes
and yelled
YOU
AIN'T
SLEEPING
.........annnnnd I did not sleep........
Aaannnnddddd
tonight
I probably will not sleep either..
Thank fuck for Ao3
the full moon
looked me dead in the eyes
and yelled
YOU
AIN'T
SLEEPING
.........annnnnd I did not sleep........
Aaannnnddddd
tonight
I probably will not sleep either..
Thank fuck for Ao3
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Last night
the full moon
looked me dead in the eyes
and yelled
YOU
AIN'T
SLEEPING
.........annnnnd I did not sleep........
Aaannnnddddd
tonight
I probably will not sleep either..
Thank fuck for Ao3
the full moon
looked me dead in the eyes
and yelled
YOU
AIN'T
SLEEPING
.........annnnnd I did not sleep........
Aaannnnddddd
tonight
I probably will not sleep either..
Thank fuck for Ao3
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Anyway stop using spotify and become a Bandcamp weirdo
Tomorrow is Bandcamp Friday and they waive all fees so 100% of what you pay goes to the artists
Tomorrow is Bandcamp Friday and they waive all fees so 100% of what you pay goes to the artists
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Anyway stop using spotify and become a Bandcamp weirdo
Tomorrow is Bandcamp Friday and they waive all fees so 100% of what you pay goes to the artists
Tomorrow is Bandcamp Friday and they waive all fees so 100% of what you pay goes to the artists
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Y’all know I had a recent hospital stay due to chest pain. I received the bill after insurance and it is nearly $18k. So I created a gofundme to get some help. Every little bit helps and even a share is so so appreciated!
gofund.me/cc23d1cdf
gofund.me/cc23d1cdf
Donate to Help Ehren Knight Overcome Medical Debt, organized by Ehren Knight
Hi All! My name is Ehren Knight, though many of you may know me as NDKiwi. I wa… Ehren Knight needs your support for Help Ehren Knight Overcome Medical Debt
gofund.me
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Y’all know I had a recent hospital stay due to chest pain. I received the bill after insurance and it is nearly $18k. So I created a gofundme to get some help. Every little bit helps and even a share is so so appreciated!
gofund.me/cc23d1cdf
gofund.me/cc23d1cdf
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🎁 For this holiday season, consider gifting COLOR TASTE TEXTURE! It’s a great primer for people of all ages with little to no experience cooking. If you have some neurodivergent friends and family, or parents of littles, they might love this! It’s not just a cookbook, it’s a new approach to food. 🎁
I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.
Color Taste Texture by Matthew Broberg-Moffitt: 9780593538593 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
An accessible family cookbook that offers solutions rather than tricks to empower the food-averse, autistic, and picky eater, with 46 recipes. This much-needed cookbook combines tips and techniques.....
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
🎁 For this holiday season, consider gifting COLOR TASTE TEXTURE! It’s a great primer for people of all ages with little to no experience cooking. If you have some neurodivergent friends and family, or parents of littles, they might love this! It’s not just a cookbook, it’s a new approach to food. 🎁
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I also have animal cards! They aren’t holiday or winter specific, but also make for nice festive greetings.
www.joannabarnum.com/shop?categor...
www.joannabarnum.com/shop?categor...
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I also have animal cards! They aren’t holiday or winter specific, but also make for nice festive greetings.
www.joannabarnum.com/shop?categor...
www.joannabarnum.com/shop?categor...
The Tea Party
With the full on Vancouver symphony orchestra
And
members of Cirque du Soleil doing acrobatic shit above everything....in the most gorgeous heritage opera house venue of the city.
With the full on Vancouver symphony orchestra
And
members of Cirque du Soleil doing acrobatic shit above everything....in the most gorgeous heritage opera house venue of the city.
5 concerts (but 2 separate lists)
David Bowie
Radiohead
Tool
Rolling Stones
Tool
Kmfdm
Gogol bordello
Mindless self indulgence
Gwar
Every single punk ass basement show of my misspent youth
David Bowie
Radiohead
Tool
Rolling Stones
Tool
Kmfdm
Gogol bordello
Mindless self indulgence
Gwar
Every single punk ass basement show of my misspent youth
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
David Bowie
Our Lady Peace
Hozier
Great Big Sea
Sarah McLaughlin
David Bowie
Our Lady Peace
Hozier
Great Big Sea
Sarah McLaughlin
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Tea Party
With the full on Vancouver symphony orchestra
And
members of Cirque du Soleil doing acrobatic shit above everything....in the most gorgeous heritage opera house venue of the city.
With the full on Vancouver symphony orchestra
And
members of Cirque du Soleil doing acrobatic shit above everything....in the most gorgeous heritage opera house venue of the city.
5 concerts (but 2 separate lists)
David Bowie
Radiohead
Tool
Rolling Stones
Tool
Kmfdm
Gogol bordello
Mindless self indulgence
Gwar
Every single punk ass basement show of my misspent youth
David Bowie
Radiohead
Tool
Rolling Stones
Tool
Kmfdm
Gogol bordello
Mindless self indulgence
Gwar
Every single punk ass basement show of my misspent youth
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
David Bowie
Our Lady Peace
Hozier
Great Big Sea
Sarah McLaughlin
David Bowie
Our Lady Peace
Hozier
Great Big Sea
Sarah McLaughlin
Sisters of Mercy
Grinderman
Peter Murphy
Black Crowes
Sting
Grinderman
Peter Murphy
Black Crowes
Sting
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
5 concerts (but 2 separate lists)
David Bowie
Radiohead
Tool
Rolling Stones
Tool
Kmfdm
Gogol bordello
Mindless self indulgence
Gwar
Every single punk ass basement show of my misspent youth
David Bowie
Radiohead
Tool
Rolling Stones
Tool
Kmfdm
Gogol bordello
Mindless self indulgence
Gwar
Every single punk ass basement show of my misspent youth
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okay but have you seen baby fang’s trendy 2005 hair that he definitely bleached
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
okay but have you seen baby fang’s trendy 2005 hair that he definitely bleached
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Creature again because I had another idea while drawing previous Frankenstein fan art
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Creature again because I had another idea while drawing previous Frankenstein fan art
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a side quest can be whatever you want. ive chosen to eat a hamburger deep in the forest
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
a side quest can be whatever you want. ive chosen to eat a hamburger deep in the forest
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November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM