Amoeba Makes
@amoebareads.bsky.social
Secluded cabin dwelling old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & character relics.
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Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.
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Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.
Oh we allllll knew exactly whom & what you meant.
Don't be worrying about that.
Don't be worrying about that.
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Oh we allllll knew exactly whom & what you meant.
Don't be worrying about that.
Don't be worrying about that.
The rings are made from the same billet of Damascus as the chef knife.
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The rings are made from the same billet of Damascus as the chef knife.
Not gonna lie
I've got a section in my smut folder dedicated to the jackets of this show and close up details of most of Rackham's costuming
THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT DESERVES ANYTHING THEY WANT IN LIFE
I've got a section in my smut folder dedicated to the jackets of this show and close up details of most of Rackham's costuming
THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT DESERVES ANYTHING THEY WANT IN LIFE
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Not gonna lie
I've got a section in my smut folder dedicated to the jackets of this show and close up details of most of Rackham's costuming
THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT DESERVES ANYTHING THEY WANT IN LIFE
I've got a section in my smut folder dedicated to the jackets of this show and close up details of most of Rackham's costuming
THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT DESERVES ANYTHING THEY WANT IN LIFE
Yeah dude!
A few 100ft sequoia in that picture too.
No joke.
A few 100ft sequoia in that picture too.
No joke.
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Yeah dude!
A few 100ft sequoia in that picture too.
No joke.
A few 100ft sequoia in that picture too.
No joke.
It's a good one.
That greenhouse is NOT small.
That greenhouse is NOT small.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It's a good one.
That greenhouse is NOT small.
That greenhouse is NOT small.
I Grew up in a very British house with very British TV shows...and holy mother of fuck.... I cannot take the endless bickering that a LOT of comedies over rely on.
Cruelty. is. not. Cleverness.
And banter shouldn't just be verbal abuse.
I absolutely agree with you.
Cruelty. is. not. Cleverness.
And banter shouldn't just be verbal abuse.
I absolutely agree with you.
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I Grew up in a very British house with very British TV shows...and holy mother of fuck.... I cannot take the endless bickering that a LOT of comedies over rely on.
Cruelty. is. not. Cleverness.
And banter shouldn't just be verbal abuse.
I absolutely agree with you.
Cruelty. is. not. Cleverness.
And banter shouldn't just be verbal abuse.
I absolutely agree with you.
How dare there be another year.
The audacity.
The audacity.
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
How dare there be another year.
The audacity.
The audacity.
To be honest now that I'm thinking about it....I've seen sooo much bear shit but can probably count on half a hand how many times I've seen foot prints.
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
To be honest now that I'm thinking about it....I've seen sooo much bear shit but can probably count on half a hand how many times I've seen foot prints.
Fair.
SHRILL whistle pinned to my coat sleeve is what I do. Or a bell. Dog leashed always.
The most problems come from off leash dogs finding a bear going OH SHIT and both running back towards the person.
If they can hear you coming They'll walk away & leave you alone.
They just wanna get fat.
SHRILL whistle pinned to my coat sleeve is what I do. Or a bell. Dog leashed always.
The most problems come from off leash dogs finding a bear going OH SHIT and both running back towards the person.
If they can hear you coming They'll walk away & leave you alone.
They just wanna get fat.
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Fair.
SHRILL whistle pinned to my coat sleeve is what I do. Or a bell. Dog leashed always.
The most problems come from off leash dogs finding a bear going OH SHIT and both running back towards the person.
If they can hear you coming They'll walk away & leave you alone.
They just wanna get fat.
SHRILL whistle pinned to my coat sleeve is what I do. Or a bell. Dog leashed always.
The most problems come from off leash dogs finding a bear going OH SHIT and both running back towards the person.
If they can hear you coming They'll walk away & leave you alone.
They just wanna get fat.
Show me the poop if you have a picture.
(Swear to gawd I'm not being weird lol )
I live with a lot of bears and cougar around for decades and I can definitely tell who's poops are what.
(Swear to gawd I'm not being weird lol )
I live with a lot of bears and cougar around for decades and I can definitely tell who's poops are what.
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Show me the poop if you have a picture.
(Swear to gawd I'm not being weird lol )
I live with a lot of bears and cougar around for decades and I can definitely tell who's poops are what.
(Swear to gawd I'm not being weird lol )
I live with a lot of bears and cougar around for decades and I can definitely tell who's poops are what.
There has only been a handful of times in these 15 years
that I've seen it on his face
that HE KNOWS
HE FUCKED UP
this is top 3
I can easily keep his body in the woodshed for months until the front field is thawed enough
that I've seen it on his face
that HE KNOWS
HE FUCKED UP
this is top 3
I can easily keep his body in the woodshed for months until the front field is thawed enough
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There has only been a handful of times in these 15 years
that I've seen it on his face
that HE KNOWS
HE FUCKED UP
this is top 3
I can easily keep his body in the woodshed for months until the front field is thawed enough
that I've seen it on his face
that HE KNOWS
HE FUCKED UP
this is top 3
I can easily keep his body in the woodshed for months until the front field is thawed enough
He has promised pickles and pizza the next time he has to head to town.
And I KNOW the pizza will actually make it home because his gluten-free ass would die if he tried to eat it.
I feel this is a fair deal.
And I KNOW the pizza will actually make it home because his gluten-free ass would die if he tried to eat it.
I feel this is a fair deal.
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
He has promised pickles and pizza the next time he has to head to town.
And I KNOW the pizza will actually make it home because his gluten-free ass would die if he tried to eat it.
I feel this is a fair deal.
And I KNOW the pizza will actually make it home because his gluten-free ass would die if he tried to eat it.
I feel this is a fair deal.
To be fair... it's a 100km drive in the snow for groceries and they would have been cold as hell when they got here.
Our 15 year anniversary is on the 7th and he better have something potato planned to make up for it
Our 15 year anniversary is on the 7th and he better have something potato planned to make up for it
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
To be fair... it's a 100km drive in the snow for groceries and they would have been cold as hell when they got here.
Our 15 year anniversary is on the 7th and he better have something potato planned to make up for it
Our 15 year anniversary is on the 7th and he better have something potato planned to make up for it