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Just like that girl you used to know, but worse.

Smut fiend, writer, Coke Zero addict.
guess who's got two hands and carpel tunnel in both of them
a person laying on a bed with the words " it 's me " written on the bottom
ALT: a person laying on a bed with the words " it 's me " written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
them: you should play music for your unborn baby that way they can recognize a specific song once they’re out in the world

me: hey Siri play “no hands” by wocka flocka flame
June 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Not even a whole chapter into Sunrise on the Reaping
a man with blue hair is crying and saying i wasn 't ready for this .
ALT: a man with blue hair is crying and saying i wasn 't ready for this .
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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If you are a critic of the administration who, after now witnessing its clear intent to retaliate against those who oppose it, still thinks everyone should have to give over their identification to be able to use social media...I'm afraid I'm just not sure what's wrong with you
March 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
trying to choose the right shade of white paint might actually be psychological torture
March 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
anyone who thinks women are more emotional than men has never witnessed the sheer insanity of suburban dude drama inside a neighborhood HOA facebook group
February 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
how many times do i have to ruin a keyboard by spilling coke zero on it before i learn my lesson (it's at least three times) (so far)
February 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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To America’s 2.3 million federal employees:

Don’t accept a buyout.

Neither Musk nor even Trump has the legal authority to make such an offer.

And even if they did, would you trust them to follow through on it?

Sincerely,

Robert Reich
Former U.S.Secretary of Labor
February 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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There is a template in this link to email the Treasury Department and file a civil liberties complaint under the Privacy Act of 1974 and demand that Musk be hit with criminal penalties. Please share, please email!
Time for Citizens to Hit Elon with a Privacy Act Violation
There is a recourse for US citizens thanks to an old law created because of the Watergate Scandal.
open.substack.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Step one: get prescribed medication for the anxiety you’ve been suffering with for 25 years

Step two: avoid taking the medication because you’re anxious about the side effects
January 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Professor Sirius Black 🖤🕷
January 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I’m begging y’all to stop using this shit.
“In order to shoot off one email per week for a year, ChatGPT would use up 27 liters of water, or about one-and-a-half jugs… that means if one in 10 U.S. residents—16 million people—asked ChatGPT to write an email a week, it’d cost more than 435 million liters of water.”
AI doesn’t just require tons of electric power. It also guzzles enormous sums of water.
It also guzzles enormous sums of water.
fortune.com
January 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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me: i only write for my own enjoyment
me writing:
January 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
shoutout to tumblr user nimmieamee because they fucking get it
January 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
all i want is to hyperfixate again is that too much to ask
January 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Found another romance author using the word “unalive” in a serious context. You’re fine using the word cock ON THE SAME PAGE but won’t say kill???? Girl please
January 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
another day working in social media
January 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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One of the more toxic things to come out of online culture is the notion that critique of everything is appropriate at all times, under all circumstances, in any context - that your opinion is always worth sharing.
January 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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D/Hr Advent Master List - www.tumblr.com/dhr-advent/7...
Twenty-four delightful works for your enjoyment. Thank you to the participants for your gifts to the fandom and to the fans for your enthusiasm and your lovely comments to our artists and authors. #dramione
December 27, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Fun fact: I didn’t know that the Muppets Christmas Carol wasn’t the original until I was 12.

My middle school went to a stage production of A Christmas Carol and I was like “it’s so weird they made that muppets movie into a play, but left out the muppets?”

Anyway. Merry Christmas Eve.
December 24, 2024 at 3:52 PM