(Incredibly domesticated by wheat voice) How do people do keto? I think I may genuinely lose my mind without carbohydrates.

You didn't even know you wanted what you wanted; the heart's inarticulate secret desires assessed and analyzed by vampires, repackaged and sold back to you in beguiling form. A monarch, a tyrant, a civil war, a new pair of shoes, an atrocity, meaning, the fabric of reality, everything has its price!

I love the market, I love efficiency, I love increasing shareholder value, I love cost savings through Lean strategies and downsizing, I love delivering value to our customers while increasing revenue, it's so fun, I do it all with a big broad smile on my face!

every day I have to check my emails. this is no way to live

Blood full of microplastics, PFAs in my skin, heavy metals in my bones - my body is a temple to industrial civilization.

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

the sweetness of diet pepsi will weaken your resolve. the bracing acidity of diet coke strengthens you.

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

ur never gonna escape samsara like that, playboy

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains