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Accomplished parallel parker. Stood far back when the gravitas was handed out.
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He killed a fascist is what he did! He was a brave American patriot! And in this house Tyler Robinson is a hero! End of story!
Horseshoe theory never stops taking Ws
Göring and Ernst Thälmann, laughing it up at a Krupp island party. 1930s. Colourised.
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Horseshoe theory never stops taking Ws
He killed a fascist is what he did! He was a brave American patriot! And in this house Tyler Robinson is a hero! End of story!
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
He killed a fascist is what he did! He was a brave American patriot! And in this house Tyler Robinson is a hero! End of story!
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started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
John Wick after hearing there will be no more pencils
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
John Wick after hearing there will be no more pencils
I'll bet any amount of money this person didn't notice which color was on top on the left side of the graph when they posted it
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I'll bet any amount of money this person didn't notice which color was on top on the left side of the graph when they posted it
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maga wants to destroy america. it's what they live for. they hate this country with every drop of their blood
Apparently every Chinese academic in any field of “interest” to the PLA is getting their visa rejected for, more or less, presumptively being a spy. My friend’s visa is denied because she studies “neuroscience.” What she actually studies is jaw pain - but ICE is flatly rejecting all appeals.
Just got the word that the Trump administration is throwing a brilliant medical researcher friend of mine out of the country because they’re Chinese. Insane and unreal. Literally doing research in the US to help the US
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
maga wants to destroy america. it's what they live for. they hate this country with every drop of their blood
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“No man in the water is to be fired upon.”
- Admiral Edward Pellew, French Revolutionary wars, 1796.
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- Admiral Edward Pellew, French Revolutionary wars, 1796.
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Sir Edward Pellew and the Wreck of the Dutton – 26 January 1796 | more than Nelson
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November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“No man in the water is to be fired upon.”
- Admiral Edward Pellew, French Revolutionary wars, 1796.
morethannelson.com/captain-pell...
- Admiral Edward Pellew, French Revolutionary wars, 1796.
morethannelson.com/captain-pell...
Talking about Rum Row with my wife, they said, "We should do that just off the coast of Britain, but with estrogen and air conditioners."
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Talking about Rum Row with my wife, they said, "We should do that just off the coast of Britain, but with estrogen and air conditioners."
No, the struggle is whether AI is good or bad. Until we solve the alignment problem, the factional allegiance of whomever creates an AI literally doesn't matter
Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) at GU Politics: "the struggle is not whether AI is good or bad. It's who controls it and who benefits from it."
#bernieatgu #aisystem #ai #berniesanders #geoffreyhinton #computerscience #gupolitics #gupoliticsforum #georgetown
#bernieatgu #aisystem #ai #berniesanders #geoffreyhinton #computerscience #gupolitics #gupoliticsforum #georgetown
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
No, the struggle is whether AI is good or bad. Until we solve the alignment problem, the factional allegiance of whomever creates an AI literally doesn't matter
Staring for my screen for a moment, I said, "Am I tripping or did Portugal eat a bit of Castille... I've seen enough maps to know what Portugal's supposed to look like."
Wife responded "Wide Portugal," and put on Piano Fantasia - Song for Denise
Wife responded "Wide Portugal," and put on Piano Fantasia - Song for Denise
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Staring for my screen for a moment, I said, "Am I tripping or did Portugal eat a bit of Castille... I've seen enough maps to know what Portugal's supposed to look like."
Wife responded "Wide Portugal," and put on Piano Fantasia - Song for Denise
Wife responded "Wide Portugal," and put on Piano Fantasia - Song for Denise
only someone who has never experienced either would say this
racism and classism are different sides of the same coin
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
only someone who has never experienced either would say this
I love the part where a guy defeats his slap drone by moving to a lower tech planet, investing in a company that makes MRIs for marine mammals and tricks the drone into entering one.
i cannot emphasize enough that this is how the society in The Culture novels, which he claims are his favorite but probably only heard about from Grimes, deals with murderers.
it is an anarchist utopia in the far future
it is an anarchist utopia in the far future
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I love the part where a guy defeats his slap drone by moving to a lower tech planet, investing in a company that makes MRIs for marine mammals and tricks the drone into entering one.
Never negotiate with terrorists
Why did Senate Democrats finally cave in the government shutdown fight?
Trump was willing to make millions of people suffer. Democrats didn’t have the stomach for it. www.huffpost.com/entry/why-de... w/ @igorbobic.bsky.social @delaneyrules.bsky.social
Trump was willing to make millions of people suffer. Democrats didn’t have the stomach for it. www.huffpost.com/entry/why-de... w/ @igorbobic.bsky.social @delaneyrules.bsky.social
Why Democrats Finally Caved In The Government Shutdown Fight
Donald Trump was willing to make millions of people suffer. Democrats didn’t have the stomach for it.
www.huffpost.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Never negotiate with terrorists
Why do the kids say "crashing out" when "mad" is right there?
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why do the kids say "crashing out" when "mad" is right there?
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[any situation arises]
Donald Trump: something that vaguely articulates awareness of the sort of thing that could maybe be said in that situation, while suspiciously indicating no specific knowledge of the situation whatsoever
Tens of millions of Americans: “This man is a genius”
Donald Trump: something that vaguely articulates awareness of the sort of thing that could maybe be said in that situation, while suspiciously indicating no specific knowledge of the situation whatsoever
Tens of millions of Americans: “This man is a genius”
I don’t know if I’m ever going to get over Trump saying “big play coming up” on 2nd and 7.
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
[any situation arises]
Donald Trump: something that vaguely articulates awareness of the sort of thing that could maybe be said in that situation, while suspiciously indicating no specific knowledge of the situation whatsoever
Tens of millions of Americans: “This man is a genius”
Donald Trump: something that vaguely articulates awareness of the sort of thing that could maybe be said in that situation, while suspiciously indicating no specific knowledge of the situation whatsoever
Tens of millions of Americans: “This man is a genius”
The great thing about Christianity is that, much moreso than many other religions, it's so vague and mysterious that you can basically justify anything with it; it's a mostly blank canvas that when filled in reflects yourself far more than it reflects the theologians of old.
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The great thing about Christianity is that, much moreso than many other religions, it's so vague and mysterious that you can basically justify anything with it; it's a mostly blank canvas that when filled in reflects yourself far more than it reflects the theologians of old.
big tent, big tent, BIG TENT, BIG TENT
virginia democrats winning the three big offices with a cia agent, an indian muslim immigrant, and a black lawyer who loves committing terms of service violations is real 2025 democratic party moment
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
big tent, big tent, BIG TENT, BIG TENT
Another thing we can and should do when this is all over: declare that Trump's second term was illegitimate due to his ineligibility to be president after attempting a coup on 1/6/21. Make all his acts void
Either pack the court with justices who agree, or eliminate the ones who don't to make room
Either pack the court with justices who agree, or eliminate the ones who don't to make room
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Another thing we can and should do when this is all over: declare that Trump's second term was illegitimate due to his ineligibility to be president after attempting a coup on 1/6/21. Make all his acts void
Either pack the court with justices who agree, or eliminate the ones who don't to make room
Either pack the court with justices who agree, or eliminate the ones who don't to make room
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Very frankly, far better leaders than him have gone to the guillotine for far less than this repulsive palace of vanity and corruption.
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Very frankly, far better leaders than him have gone to the guillotine for far less than this repulsive palace of vanity and corruption.
Someone help me workshop a catchier way to say "A vote for me is a vote for Roman-style proscriptions of public neo-nazis"
Seriously considering running for public office on one message: Death to radicals.
Within 15 minutes here are the replies that I got. This is the social environment that @mattyglesias.bsky.social thinks is “a fun place for jokes, news, ideas, etc.”
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Someone help me workshop a catchier way to say "A vote for me is a vote for Roman-style proscriptions of public neo-nazis"
Seriously considering running for public office on one message: Death to radicals.
Within 15 minutes here are the replies that I got. This is the social environment that @mattyglesias.bsky.social thinks is “a fun place for jokes, news, ideas, etc.”
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Seriously considering running for public office on one message: Death to radicals.
This is probably my first time chess posting, so sorry about that, but FIDE really needs to do something about this Kramnik situation, to say the least.
October 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is probably my first time chess posting, so sorry about that, but FIDE really needs to do something about this Kramnik situation, to say the least.
Really starting to think Cuomo's only still in the race to satisfy his humiliation kink
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Really starting to think Cuomo's only still in the race to satisfy his humiliation kink