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alliegorical.bsky.social
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Accomplished parallel parker. Stood far back when the gravitas was handed out.
He killed a fascist is what he did! He was a brave American patriot! And in this house Tyler Robinson is a hero! End of story!
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
John Wick after hearing there will be no more pencils
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The same way that biology is an application of chemistry, law is an application of ethics. You can do law badly, just as you can do ethics badly. But if you're doing law, you're doing ethics.
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Staring for my screen for a moment, I said, "Am I tripping or did Portugal eat a bit of Castille... I've seen enough maps to know what Portugal's supposed to look like."

Wife responded "Wide Portugal," and put on Piano Fantasia - Song for Denise
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Read theory!
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We should've made Hungary 10% smaller just for making this map

CW: the N word 😬
October 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
He's literally if the Mule was a real person
October 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Another banger
October 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
evergreen headline
October 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If they're just be this guy when the rest of us are trying to fight the vermin, why even have them in the tent?
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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April 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I think the judiciary can order the government to storm CECOT
April 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
democrats won a trifecta the year they did this!
February 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Become this guy
February 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i swear to god if we end up in a civil war over this horseshit i'm going to become this guy
February 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM