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chico almodóvar
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i’m carrying
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Switch 2 this, Switch 2 that… You can Switch 2 therapy!
June 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Not engaging with negative oomfy
June 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I’m yanking out your anal beads like a beyblade
February 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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bottoms up…and the top laughs
March 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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she’s so real for this
Sabrina Carpenter debuts an “eiffel tower” position for her ‘Juno’ performance in Paris.
March 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Does anyone think lady gaga is a good thing I love global warming
March 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Fat Crock Friday again everybody make your favorite crock pot recipes
February 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i love when the gate agents get fierce w entitled flyers like yesss send the bitch back to wait until her zone is called
January 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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When I see Zoe Saldana I always just go "Zoe Saldana? From Crossroads with Britney Spears?" because to me she will always be Zoe Saldana from Crossroads with Britney Spears (complimentary).
January 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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no one talks about how mentally taxing it is to drink a protein shake
January 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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People whose favorite season is winter are truly insane, this cold is NOT it 🥶
January 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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First workout of 2025 🥵
January 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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🥵🥵🥵
December 31, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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???????
December 31, 2024 at 5:25 AM
feels so good to be back home in the bay even if its for a bit
December 27, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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2022 Ma’am had opinions LMAOO
December 23, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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Everything is actually embarrassing
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
when the cfo gets u an uber back home from the holiday party back to Brooklyn 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
December 19, 2024 at 4:42 AM
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i don’t play the lil pokemon card game but it makes me happy when y’all get the one you’re looking for like yass pull that mew babe
December 17, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now.
December 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM
why are there str8 couples making out at papi juice 🤨 like werk but u coulda done lit that anywhere else
December 14, 2024 at 6:36 AM