Alf A. Male
@alfredamale.bsky.social
I’m full to the brim with manhood.
What a phenomenal line.
CHARLAMAGNE: “Trump went platinum in the Epstein files.”
February 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
What a phenomenal line.
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Technically that’s accurate if you read it the right way…
Trump on the SAVE America Act: "It will assure the security of our crooked elections"
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Technically that’s accurate if you read it the right way…
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The lion doesn’t concern himself with antipsychotic medication.
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with antipsychotic medication.
The movie “I Love You, Man,” but it’s about Trump and Epstein. And the main character’s fiancée is played by a twelve-year-old.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The movie “I Love You, Man,” but it’s about Trump and Epstein. And the main character’s fiancée is played by a twelve-year-old.
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Governor Newsom proclaims Diahrrea Appreciation day! 💩❤️💩
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Governor Newsom proclaims Diahrrea Appreciation day! 💩❤️💩
Drinking problem, or drinking solution?
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Drinking problem, or drinking solution?
TIL the word for throwing someone out of a window is “defenestration.”
February 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
TIL the word for throwing someone out of a window is “defenestration.”
Joe Rogan is the most meatheaded person on earth.
JOE ROGAN (who helped Trump get elected): “Why would your name be redacted if you’re not a victim? None of this is good for this administration. It looks fucking terrible.”
#TrumpEpsteinFiles
#TrumpEpsteinFiles
February 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Joe Rogan is the most meatheaded person on earth.
“No, I haven’t disciplined the staffer who pooped in my pants.”
On Feb. 5, the president shared content to Truth Social depicting the former president and first lady as apes.
bit.ly/3M8U2OD
bit.ly/3M8U2OD
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
“No, I haven’t disciplined the staffer who pooped in my pants.”
Do you think RFK has ever used sunscreen?
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Do you think RFK has ever used sunscreen?
Maybe the real Epstein co-conspirators were the friends we made along the way.
February 14, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Maybe the real Epstein co-conspirators were the friends we made along the way.
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Kristi Noem's version of the trolley problem: what if a dog had a blanket
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Kristi Noem's version of the trolley problem: what if a dog had a blanket
The lion doesn’t concern himself with the things people say about his BO.
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with the things people say about his BO.
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/
“We have to protect our law enforcement.”
Last I heard, ICE was tear gassing local police.
Last I heard, ICE was tear gassing local police.
Trump: "The Democrats have gone crazy. They're radical left lunatics. That's why their cities are so unsafe. The blue cities are the cities that are unsafe. So we have to protect our law enforcement."
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
“We have to protect our law enforcement.”
Last I heard, ICE was tear gassing local police.
Last I heard, ICE was tear gassing local police.
From Viktor Orban’s Wikipedia page:
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
From Viktor Orban’s Wikipedia page:
Poo endorses pee
February 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Poo endorses pee
Poop expresses support for pee.
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Poop expresses support for pee.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with anything at all (as long as the Dow is over 50,000).
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with anything at all (as long as the Dow is over 50,000).
This is the greatest headline I’ve ever read.
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This is the greatest headline I’ve ever read.
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
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