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AlexTheBlueOne
@alextheblueone.bsky.social
Weirdo. Video game playing-person. Homestar Runner-enjoyer. Milk enthusiast. Maker of poorly-made jokes and memes. Autistic. Non-binary and proud.

Most know me as "The May Person."
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Gonna update this for follows and such.

Super Mario (Namely Super Mario Bros. 1/SMB1)
Final Fantasy (Namely Tactics/FFT)
Fighting games, but especially Guilty Gear and Samurai Shodown
Sonic The Hedgehog
Kirby
F-Zero
Lunar SS
Homestar Runner
TenSura
PlayStation
Kingdom Hearts
Horror
Animation
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November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Might be a hot take, but I don't see any reason to include a game's price into its worth.

Now don't get me wrong. I don't like how games keep getting priced higher and higher with minimum wage not keeping up and the consumer getting screwed over this, but it shouldn't be a factor in a game's fun.
game pricing discourse is like a lens of truth that tells you whether or not someone has bills
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Accent Core style chibi com
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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i have couvid
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If animals had free will like we do, would they consider animal costumes cultural appropriation?
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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liking game genres that spawned from the arcades condemns you to forever suffer cuz no one outside of the bubble gets it and every developer wants to the appeal to the guy who doesn't get it
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Man, I dunno how this little jankbot got Taranchula to write his theme song! Dark is the day, in-freakin-deed!
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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The Jibboo is the one character who really deserves a horror movie upon going public domain.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Now I want Sawman's Doin' 'At Sauce.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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A proto of Guilty Gear X for Dreamcast had a 'FUCKIN' button
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
In Stage 2 of PaRappa The Rapper, when you get to Lesson 2, when you gotta say "now turn to the [direction]" inputing the opposite direction causes the car to spin out instead of turn.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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found someone i really like
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games!
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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"hey jim what's the story mode in kirby air riders called"
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Lived rent-free in my head ever since I first saw it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Production art I did in late-2024 of SQUIM on the Smiling Friends episode "Squim Returns"! I just adore this character and I had so much fun drawing him! Once again, huge thanks to Zach Hadel, Michael Cusack, and Aron Fromm for having me design this critter! 🤪
He holds a special place in my heart!
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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9yo son on SF6: “I do not like Juri. Her whole personality is feet.”

(I mean it’s true)
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I just found this masterpiece and need to share it with you all:

youtu.be/lzzwZURiH9w?...
Nagumo's Hidden Techniques
YouTube video by icesnort
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE I'M GETTIN' TOO MUCH MONEY ASS SO FAT"
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM