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international superstar dj
gotta remind myself that broke mfers don't get to be depressed
September 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
sometimes I think about getting back on the dating apps but the only photos taken of me in the past two years have been djing. and that's not gonna fly on the dating profile.
August 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I got a gock in my rawrri
May 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"chatgpt helped me achieve Buddhist enlightenment" is up there among the worst things I've heard from techbros
April 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
self-propelled misandry
April 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
if we weren't meant to get drunk then why would it feel so good
April 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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i love you but i wish you wanted to grow
March 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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headstone inscription: "sorry you had to see that"
March 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Male loneliness??? I couldn't relate, people wanna hang out with me all the time.
March 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I need to be euthanized
March 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
cocktail idea: the ram-rancher. it's ranch water (tequila, sparkling water, lime) but with redbull instead of sparkling water
February 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
finally deleted those dating apps ew gross good riddance
February 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
naps are bullshit because they're usually over right when they're getting good.
February 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
terror in the mundane
February 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
every night I go to sleep and am assailed with apocalyptic visions
February 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
wutanging the unfiltered cigarette just to feel something
February 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
anyways I love you
February 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
the greatest struggle: is this track unique in a cool and good way or just uniquely bad
February 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
leave? I cannot leave. everyone that I love is here.
February 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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We live in a post future world. We used to just live in a post-history world. But now there is also a feeling of no future. And the present is being eroded every day. Maybe we can all lose our minds enough to overcome this
February 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
lowkey I don't even like eating shrimp. overrated ngl
February 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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i woke up in a bad mood i better look at the object that shows me all of the ongoing nightmares and also today specifically all of the love in the world that other people have
February 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
love like fernet
February 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM