Alex Kealy
@alexkealy.bsky.social
Stand-up comic + writer.
Host of Gig Pigs podcast with Ivo Graham.
Linktree (insta, site, tix, podcast, mailing list): http://linktr.ee/alexkealy
Host of Gig Pigs podcast with Ivo Graham.
Linktree (insta, site, tix, podcast, mailing list): http://linktr.ee/alexkealy
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🆕 PODCAST OUT NOW 🆕
Comedian, writer and podcaster @alexkealy.bsky.social joined us to quiz about holiday destinations, dancefloor fillers and tab misusage.
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And you can WATCH the podcast on Spotify
Comedian, writer and podcaster @alexkealy.bsky.social joined us to quiz about holiday destinations, dancefloor fillers and tab misusage.
🎙️ Listen now: buff.ly/41WpO4z
And you can WATCH the podcast on Spotify
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
🆕 PODCAST OUT NOW 🆕
Comedian, writer and podcaster @alexkealy.bsky.social joined us to quiz about holiday destinations, dancefloor fillers and tab misusage.
🎙️ Listen now: buff.ly/41WpO4z
And you can WATCH the podcast on Spotify
Comedian, writer and podcaster @alexkealy.bsky.social joined us to quiz about holiday destinations, dancefloor fillers and tab misusage.
🎙️ Listen now: buff.ly/41WpO4z
And you can WATCH the podcast on Spotify
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❌❌ THIS WEEK'S QUIZ HAS CLOSED ❌❌
Did you top the leaderboard?
The first place to find out is on tomorrow's podcast with the hilarious @alexkealy.bsky.social.
Out first thing in all the usual places.
🎙️ Podcast subscribe: buff.ly/41WpO4z
Did you top the leaderboard?
The first place to find out is on tomorrow's podcast with the hilarious @alexkealy.bsky.social.
Out first thing in all the usual places.
🎙️ Podcast subscribe: buff.ly/41WpO4z
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
❌❌ THIS WEEK'S QUIZ HAS CLOSED ❌❌
Did you top the leaderboard?
The first place to find out is on tomorrow's podcast with the hilarious @alexkealy.bsky.social.
Out first thing in all the usual places.
🎙️ Podcast subscribe: buff.ly/41WpO4z
Did you top the leaderboard?
The first place to find out is on tomorrow's podcast with the hilarious @alexkealy.bsky.social.
Out first thing in all the usual places.
🎙️ Podcast subscribe: buff.ly/41WpO4z
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Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy
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My super modern regulatory plan is that any entity named for a thing from Tolkien has to publicly explain why Tolkien wouldn’t immediately throw it into Mount Doom
Tolkein continues to resonate. The new bank being set up by Palmer Luckey and backed by Peter Thiel is named Erebor after the “lonely mountain” in The Hobbit. This was also an interesting line in this rpt on the new bank by @tabbykinder.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/202d...
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My super modern regulatory plan is that any entity named for a thing from Tolkien has to publicly explain why Tolkien wouldn’t immediately throw it into Mount Doom
"you have a room temperature IQ"
me, knowing that is 293 in Kelvin, the SI unit for temperature: th...thank you
me, knowing that is 293 in Kelvin, the SI unit for temperature: th...thank you
October 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"you have a room temperature IQ"
me, knowing that is 293 in Kelvin, the SI unit for temperature: th...thank you
me, knowing that is 293 in Kelvin, the SI unit for temperature: th...thank you
Whereas my chest hair situation is...5. And you shouldn't have a countable amount of chest hair.
October 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Whereas my chest hair situation is...5. And you shouldn't have a countable amount of chest hair.
Posting before Life of a Showgirl critical consensus moves up from 2 stars, might delete later
#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl❤️🔥 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup
#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl❤️🔥 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup
October 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Posting before Life of a Showgirl critical consensus moves up from 2 stars, might delete later
#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl❤️🔥 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup
#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl❤️🔥 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup
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I love this. The purest essence of Kemi - incredibly wrong, bizarrely belligerent about it, and also wrong in a way where you just go “have you considered reading anything other than your Twitter feed?”
The not-quite-correction is really funny. “A lot” rather than “a majority”.
October 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I love this. The purest essence of Kemi - incredibly wrong, bizarrely belligerent about it, and also wrong in a way where you just go “have you considered reading anything other than your Twitter feed?”
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to avoid confusion I have made a little table of Mitford siblings
October 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
to avoid confusion I have made a little table of Mitford siblings
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All these bizarre Kirk civilwashing pieces really are the logical endpoint of a decade where the constant invocation of free speech always seemed to involve wild obfuscations of what the speech actually was.
September 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
All these bizarre Kirk civilwashing pieces really are the logical endpoint of a decade where the constant invocation of free speech always seemed to involve wild obfuscations of what the speech actually was.
listened to the first 3 seconds of the teaser single for the Nine Inch Nails Tron soundtrack and let out a giddy giggle like a pastiche of a horny french waiter
September 5, 2025 at 9:46 AM
listened to the first 3 seconds of the teaser single for the Nine Inch Nails Tron soundtrack and let out a giddy giggle like a pastiche of a horny french waiter
Posting this mostly as proof of life
August 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Posting this mostly as proof of life
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Manchester United: 2013-present
August 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Manchester United: 2013-present
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Grimsby win on penalties!
August 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Grimsby win on penalties!
would love Labour and the Tories' objections to Farage's deportation proposals not be respectively "impractical" and "plagiarism"
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
would love Labour and the Tories' objections to Farage's deportation proposals not be respectively "impractical" and "plagiarism"
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A lot of people seem to have convinced themselves that the Starmer strategy is a deliberate masterly inactivity. It's not, but even if it were, no winning government has ever gone quiet and just gone 'well, the opposition is just self-defining as extreme'. They went out and labelled it as such.
August 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A lot of people seem to have convinced themselves that the Starmer strategy is a deliberate masterly inactivity. It's not, but even if it were, no winning government has ever gone quiet and just gone 'well, the opposition is just self-defining as extreme'. They went out and labelled it as such.
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The mafia live on TV.
Trump: "Linda, how about it? We want nothing less than $500 million from Harvard. Don't negotiate, Linda. They've been very bad."
August 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The mafia live on TV.
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Bruce counting the band back in to restart the song at 3.03 after the fake-out ending is one of the great moments in music history
Bruce Springsteen released 'Born to Run' 50 years ago today. 💿
August 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Bruce counting the band back in to restart the song at 3.03 after the fake-out ending is one of the great moments in music history
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alright what's the dumbest thing we can get 500 people to go outside and protest about in the next few weeks, think there's a point we have to make here
I'm thinking "bring forward the full release of Hades 2" but I'm open to ideas
I'm thinking "bring forward the full release of Hades 2" but I'm open to ideas
Sunday protests seem to be < 500 nationwide, maybe < 300, across 4-6 locations
Yet ITV news using language of "erupt nationwide" (!)
Epping: 100-150
London: 20
Birmingham: 30
Stevenage: 30-50
Norwich: ? anything of any scale
Manchester: ? anything of any scale
Dudley: ? anything of any scale?
Yet ITV news using language of "erupt nationwide" (!)
Epping: 100-150
London: 20
Birmingham: 30
Stevenage: 30-50
Norwich: ? anything of any scale
Manchester: ? anything of any scale
Dudley: ? anything of any scale?
August 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
alright what's the dumbest thing we can get 500 people to go outside and protest about in the next few weeks, think there's a point we have to make here
I'm thinking "bring forward the full release of Hades 2" but I'm open to ideas
I'm thinking "bring forward the full release of Hades 2" but I'm open to ideas
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Let me give you a list of Reform UK promises and the diametrically opposite reality they will lead to if implemented. (1/?)
August 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Let me give you a list of Reform UK promises and the diametrically opposite reality they will lead to if implemented. (1/?)