Alex Kealy
@alexkealy.bsky.social
Stand-up comic + writer.
Host of Gig Pigs podcast with Ivo Graham.
Linktree (insta, site, tix, podcast, mailing list): http://linktr.ee/alexkealy
Host of Gig Pigs podcast with Ivo Graham.
Linktree (insta, site, tix, podcast, mailing list): http://linktr.ee/alexkealy
It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy
Whereas my chest hair situation is...5. And you shouldn't have a countable amount of chest hair.
October 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Whereas my chest hair situation is...5. And you shouldn't have a countable amount of chest hair.
Posting before Life of a Showgirl critical consensus moves up from 2 stars, might delete later
#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl❤️🔥 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup
#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl❤️🔥 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup
October 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Posting before Life of a Showgirl critical consensus moves up from 2 stars, might delete later
#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl❤️🔥 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup
#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl❤️🔥 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup
Posting this mostly as proof of life
August 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Posting this mostly as proof of life
would love Labour and the Tories' objections to Farage's deportation proposals not be respectively "impractical" and "plagiarism"
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
would love Labour and the Tories' objections to Farage's deportation proposals not be respectively "impractical" and "plagiarism"
Me when Melvyn Bragg retires and Radio 4 inevitably replaces him with Amol Rajan to host In Our Time
August 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Me when Melvyn Bragg retires and Radio 4 inevitably replaces him with Amol Rajan to host In Our Time
And warm down with Calais or Eindhoven
August 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
And warm down with Calais or Eindhoven
The perverse priorities of the Coldplay kisscam story
July 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The perverse priorities of the Coldplay kisscam story
"my nazi salute was actually a consensus-seeking centrist hand affirmation"
June 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"my nazi salute was actually a consensus-seeking centrist hand affirmation"
Kind of mad that Hamlet's grand plan is to show Claudius a play where someone murders a king so they can marry their wife and then just hope Claudius sort of goes:
March 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Kind of mad that Hamlet's grand plan is to show Claudius a play where someone murders a king so they can marry their wife and then just hope Claudius sort of goes:
A little stand-up about *checks notes* the German constitution's debt brake
March 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A little stand-up about *checks notes* the German constitution's debt brake
the fund manager "fuck around and find out" graph
March 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the fund manager "fuck around and find out" graph
It’s the Oscars tonight - the snubbing of Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross’s “Challengers” score makes the ceremony BANKRUPT and if I do watch it’ll be defiantly through my new sunglasses
March 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It’s the Oscars tonight - the snubbing of Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross’s “Challengers” score makes the ceremony BANKRUPT and if I do watch it’ll be defiantly through my new sunglasses
baby: i need to poop
new yorker sub-editor: it's actually "i need to poöp"
new yorker sub-editor: it's actually "i need to poöp"
December 2, 2024 at 8:46 PM
baby: i need to poop
new yorker sub-editor: it's actually "i need to poöp"
new yorker sub-editor: it's actually "i need to poöp"
right wing journalists reviewing period dramas
November 24, 2024 at 11:40 AM
right wing journalists reviewing period dramas
