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just another menace here for friendship and nonsense #chaotic_oops
I feel like Fleet White is in the Epstein Files
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I need to find an old tan leather jacket so I can tattoo it
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY!! if you are spending money why not on COOL BUG ART with @apothecult.bsky.social ?!

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#insectart #taxidermy #terrarium #entomology #taxidermyart #shopsmall #handmade #witchyart #oddities #curio
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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My mom (who drinks zero alcohol) just called Air Bud “the Bud Light movies” lmao
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
people on Tiktok need to stop using "whimsy" as an adjective or I'm gonna flip my kid

"that's so whimsy" NO, it is WHIMSICAL YOU EGG
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Introduce yourself with five bands you'd love to see live

Kishi Bashi
Flogging Molly
Amigo the Devil
The Hu
Bitter Ruin
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Just remembered that I missed a Shins concert I had tickets to because I was in a long covid crash before I knew it was long covid 😭
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
ithe sound of one cheek clapping
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Fratellis
DeVotchka
Black Keys + Arctic Monkeys
My Chemical Romance
Blink 182
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.

They Might Be Giants
Weird Al
Ben Folds
The Mountain Goats
Death Cab for Cutie

Honorable mentions: Lots of smaller and local punk bands whose names escape me at the moment.
Savage Garden
U2
The Killers
MCR
The Protomen if you can believe it.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
math btatos
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
imagine if he died on Thanksgiving
no… no i don’t think so
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I have been spontaneously waking up at the crack of 4 a.m. for a full week now. My dear sweet Universe, if this is a sign of some sort you have simply got to be more direct because I'm too dumb and sleepy for this shit
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
shits gonna be wild this weekend 👀
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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"Without play, we risk being overwhelmed by an inhuman world."
- Peter Brooks, Seduced by Story
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
morning announcements challenge! you start the day with a skeet announcing something about what's happening in your life or a thing you're particularly chuffed or peeved about that morning
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
morning announcements!
MY BROTHER VOICED THIS PROMO AUDIO FOR THE NEW KEN BURNS AMERICAN REVOLUTION DOCUMENTARY

I'M VERY PROUD OF HIM

youtu.be/lxI6WwFuPwM
Podcast Promo for Ken Burns - The American Revolution
YouTube video by Joe Szymanski
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
MY BROTHER VOICED THIS PROMO AUDIO FOR THE NEW KEN BURNS AMERICAN REVOLUTION DOCUMENTARY

I'M VERY PROUD OF HIM

youtu.be/lxI6WwFuPwM
Podcast Promo for Ken Burns - The American Revolution
YouTube video by Joe Szymanski
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I swam laps today for the first time in years and boy are my tired
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I used to have SO much fun!
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I hope this flicks us into a funnier timeline, I'm tired of this channel
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
the face of a smitten Gemini who thinks they just got a new Libra boyfriend but hasn't told Putin yet
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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this one isn't available anymore but I have 7 others to choose from 👀

apothecult.etsy.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
These are so precious! I just ordered one for my goblincore obsessed little sister!
Started making these lil guys last night and they are TOO CUTE!! They also come with little tops. I can attach and make ornaments out of for the holidays

#taxidermy #terrarium #oddities #curio #witchy #bugs #handmade
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM