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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 1d

we need a new version of this map

A map of the contiguous US that says "each dot represents 5,000 hogs"...there are many dots, mostly in the Midwest, but the surrounding background and state borders are the same dark shade as the dots

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"Untapped hog supply in the ocean"

"Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall of swine. We are trapped"

"We've lost Canada and Mexico to the hogs already "

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 1d

they said you look like an owl

Screenshot of a skeet: your favorite Disney princess says a lot about you actually
And the reply: what is that bitch saying about me

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 2d

only if you wish to summon them

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 3d

You are physically connected to this world and have the power to shape it. Make a little guy out of clay

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 3d

ITS NOT TOO LATE, DO A RUGBY...hottest sport, I stg

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 3d

YEET ME INTO THE PEAT

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 3d

30-50 feral frogs

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 3d

The typographical hierarchy suggests A Young, Unhandled Horse wrote this book

Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 6d

Who up Gentling their Spooky Horse

The front of a DVD case, in the middle is a picture of a man riding a horse, the title at the bottom reads:
'Monty Roberts
Gentling Your Spooky Horse:
A Young, Unhandled Horse'

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Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 6d

Who up Gentling their Spooky Horse

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 3d

Hi Grumpy, I'm Sleepy

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 4d

congrats on the foreskin restoration (a thing I wish I hadn't googled)

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 4d

yissss

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 5d

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Jonah Greghouly @arealjonah.bsky.social · 5d

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMDMpju1/

Check out Inks & Issues sometime. Its a good podcast. #podcast #podcasts #marvel #dc #dccomics #thething #thing #bengrimm

TikTok video by Jonah Gregory

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

lmao, I forgot the context immediately on clicking the link so you got me good, haha

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

sorry about your circumcision

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

yep

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

update the spider remains at large and I daresay in charge

give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 8d

After some research it seems I chose the spider most responsible for biting humans so she's going back outside, enough exposure therapy for me

give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 8d

the spider I found on my desk lamp last week and graciously allowed to continue dwelling there because hey, it's just a fellow creature, is MUCH BIGGER TODAY! I did not approve this size increase bestie

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

here's the thing

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

a dog wrote this. Every dog wrote this

Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 5d

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

stop pissing on your rats Garry

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

a covid in the placenta

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

is it full of secrets

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

ok I'll be the one to say it: sleepytime tea is a tisane, actually

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

hallowed be thy ween

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