bee
@agenderavenger.bsky.social
🏳️🌈.🏳️⚧️.✡️.🐈⬛.🥥.🎼.🎭.🎮.📚.🧮.🗑️
spooky beacon of delight
spooky beacon of delight
at the ER with my wife, which is always stressful. two things have broken the tension in a good way:
1) ER nurse who’s clearly One Of Us (tattooed hair dyed ren faire poly kink freak)
2) fellow patient, a toddler, who keeps telling his mom he wants to “leave here and walk home.”
1) ER nurse who’s clearly One Of Us (tattooed hair dyed ren faire poly kink freak)
2) fellow patient, a toddler, who keeps telling his mom he wants to “leave here and walk home.”
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 AM
at the ER with my wife, which is always stressful. two things have broken the tension in a good way:
1) ER nurse who’s clearly One Of Us (tattooed hair dyed ren faire poly kink freak)
2) fellow patient, a toddler, who keeps telling his mom he wants to “leave here and walk home.”
1) ER nurse who’s clearly One Of Us (tattooed hair dyed ren faire poly kink freak)
2) fellow patient, a toddler, who keeps telling his mom he wants to “leave here and walk home.”
with @mellowthebird.net at @fursquared.com closing ceremonies:
M: we have built a temple to madness.
me: it’s a furry convention. what else could we call it but a temple to madness??
M: we have built a temple to madness.
me: it’s a furry convention. what else could we call it but a temple to madness??
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
with @mellowthebird.net at @fursquared.com closing ceremonies:
M: we have built a temple to madness.
me: it’s a furry convention. what else could we call it but a temple to madness??
M: we have built a temple to madness.
me: it’s a furry convention. what else could we call it but a temple to madness??
loot that drops after defeating me:
-library card (+2 int)
-coffee (+1 str)
-cat (familiar)
-cat (unfamiliar)
-cat (unfamiliar familiar)
-library card (+2 int)
-coffee (+1 str)
-cat (familiar)
-cat (unfamiliar)
-cat (unfamiliar familiar)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- Cool knife (functional)
- Deck of playing cards
- Scarf
- Cool knife (practice blunt edge)
- Honey flavored chapstick
- Pen
- Cool knife (jewelry)
- Cool knife (functional)
- Deck of playing cards
- Scarf
- Cool knife (practice blunt edge)
- Honey flavored chapstick
- Pen
- Cool knife (jewelry)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- owls (13)
- owls (13)
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 PM
loot that drops after defeating me:
-library card (+2 int)
-coffee (+1 str)
-cat (familiar)
-cat (unfamiliar)
-cat (unfamiliar familiar)
-library card (+2 int)
-coffee (+1 str)
-cat (familiar)
-cat (unfamiliar)
-cat (unfamiliar familiar)
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qotd: “BIGFOOT IS NOT ONE OF GOD’S ALTERS!”
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
qotd: “BIGFOOT IS NOT ONE OF GOD’S ALTERS!”
@sozato.bsky.social if i buy it, will you wear it? :p
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 AM
@sozato.bsky.social if i buy it, will you wear it? :p
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It's wrong that they won't let me live in a 55+ community simply due to my age. They should let you in if you match the "general vibe"
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
It's wrong that they won't let me live in a 55+ community simply due to my age. They should let you in if you match the "general vibe"
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
i think we can all agree that things have gotten a little out of hand in the bread aisle.
January 27, 2026 at 5:21 PM
i think we can all agree that things have gotten a little out of hand in the bread aisle.
“neither of you is allowed to get my dad pregnant” wasn’t something i thought i would say when i got up this morning, but that’s the curse of having the friends i have.
January 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
“neither of you is allowed to get my dad pregnant” wasn’t something i thought i would say when i got up this morning, but that’s the curse of having the friends i have.
just saw a video that said the word “situationship” is out for 2026 so like….what do i call the person i’m fucking now? my lover? my bestie with benefits? my paramour? my man on the inside? ideas welcome!
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
just saw a video that said the word “situationship” is out for 2026 so like….what do i call the person i’m fucking now? my lover? my bestie with benefits? my paramour? my man on the inside? ideas welcome!
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Take it from a Filipino, even if you despise the current rulers of your country, you will live to regret the day the United States comes in to remove them
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Take it from a Filipino, even if you despise the current rulers of your country, you will live to regret the day the United States comes in to remove them
as strongly as i react when my wife says cursed things, at least the spoken word is ephemeral. now that she’s on day 3 of laryngitis, the cursed things she’s texting me are really piling up.
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
as strongly as i react when my wife says cursed things, at least the spoken word is ephemeral. now that she’s on day 3 of laryngitis, the cursed things she’s texting me are really piling up.
chag yom “everything is closed” sameach to all who celebrate!
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
chag yom “everything is closed” sameach to all who celebrate!
is it bougie to complain that whoever wrote the ingredients card for this buffet salad doesn’t know the difference between pepitas & pomegranate arils? i’m not mad about surprise pomegranate in my salad, but i’d have planned this buffet experience differently if i’d known the salad would be sweet.
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
is it bougie to complain that whoever wrote the ingredients card for this buffet salad doesn’t know the difference between pepitas & pomegranate arils? i’m not mad about surprise pomegranate in my salad, but i’d have planned this buffet experience differently if i’d known the salad would be sweet.
this toothpaste has been running low for a while now, but in the spirit of the season i’ll try to make it last until Sunday.
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
this toothpaste has been running low for a while now, but in the spirit of the season i’ll try to make it last until Sunday.
s/o to whichever employee in this used bookstore shelved THREE books on anxiety in the “Judaica” section. i feel seen.
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
s/o to whichever employee in this used bookstore shelved THREE books on anxiety in the “Judaica” section. i feel seen.
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None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
@olivia.wtf : [friend] asked me to go down on [them].
me: what are you gonna do?
via: take a quiz to figure out what fast food restaurant i am.
me: what are you gonna do?
via: take a quiz to figure out what fast food restaurant i am.
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
@olivia.wtf : [friend] asked me to go down on [them].
me: what are you gonna do?
via: take a quiz to figure out what fast food restaurant i am.
me: what are you gonna do?
via: take a quiz to figure out what fast food restaurant i am.
“you exaggerate, trans women aren’t THAT unhinged,” the people say. but the people don’t know how much Dildo Math™️ my wife has been doing post-surgery to ensure she can fit the widest possible range of dicks inside her new hole.
October 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“you exaggerate, trans women aren’t THAT unhinged,” the people say. but the people don’t know how much Dildo Math™️ my wife has been doing post-surgery to ensure she can fit the widest possible range of dicks inside her new hole.
one of the most underrated things about Seafood City is that they only stock the Three Canonical Haagen-Dazs Ice Creams: coffee, rum raisin, and pineapple coconut.
October 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
one of the most underrated things about Seafood City is that they only stock the Three Canonical Haagen-Dazs Ice Creams: coffee, rum raisin, and pineapple coconut.
do it for Her (pinball machine Elvira)
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
do it for Her (pinball machine Elvira)
truly there is nothing like walking all over a giant hospital complex looking for one (1) shop that sells Red Bull for your ailing wife, and wandering into a doctor-office Subway playing a .75x speed version of Enter the Gladiators. today’s gonna be a fuckin weird one, y’all.
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
truly there is nothing like walking all over a giant hospital complex looking for one (1) shop that sells Red Bull for your ailing wife, and wandering into a doctor-office Subway playing a .75x speed version of Enter the Gladiators. today’s gonna be a fuckin weird one, y’all.
