King Aethelclaw
@aethelclaw.bsky.social
Overlord of all the crab-folk. Friend of the saxons. Stealer of hats.
Currently in residence at the dopey Lizards 'embassy' in Wülferhampton
Currently in residence at the dopey Lizards 'embassy' in Wülferhampton
Hmmmm 🤔
They can go in the lizards conservatory!
(sharpens claws)
They can go in the lizards conservatory!
(sharpens claws)
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Hmmmm 🤔
They can go in the lizards conservatory!
(sharpens claws)
They can go in the lizards conservatory!
(sharpens claws)
I can understand that, I see it as my role to try and irritate HIM.
Be a claw in his side as it were.
Be a claw in his side as it were.
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I can understand that, I see it as my role to try and irritate HIM.
Be a claw in his side as it were.
Be a claw in his side as it were.
He doesn't bother me !
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
He doesn't bother me !
Crabs cannot be avoided
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Crabs cannot be avoided
Good evening Bretwalda.
That's high praise indeed from a talker of bollocks like yourself.
That's high praise indeed from a talker of bollocks like yourself.
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Good evening Bretwalda.
That's high praise indeed from a talker of bollocks like yourself.
That's high praise indeed from a talker of bollocks like yourself.
Hello Rob, whilst that is obviously a mighty crab, possibly a prince among crabs it is no king. No offence but you puny mammals have no idea of the enourmous creatures that dwell in the stygian depths of the abyss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hello Rob, whilst that is obviously a mighty crab, possibly a prince among crabs it is no king. No offence but you puny mammals have no idea of the enourmous creatures that dwell in the stygian depths of the abyss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh I agree
Definitely a quirk.
We tend to (mistakenly) see evolution as purposive but in truth it's a mixture of randomness, fine margins and bloody long time scales.
Definitely a quirk.
We tend to (mistakenly) see evolution as purposive but in truth it's a mixture of randomness, fine margins and bloody long time scales.
October 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Oh I agree
Definitely a quirk.
We tend to (mistakenly) see evolution as purposive but in truth it's a mixture of randomness, fine margins and bloody long time scales.
Definitely a quirk.
We tend to (mistakenly) see evolution as purposive but in truth it's a mixture of randomness, fine margins and bloody long time scales.
Something to do with social / cooperative animals and older females helping nurture grandchildren (who they have a genetic investment in if you want to take a brutally darwinistic view)
October 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Something to do with social / cooperative animals and older females helping nurture grandchildren (who they have a genetic investment in if you want to take a brutally darwinistic view)
The dopey lizard is banned from the tub since we moved in.
A semi sentient toenail clipping? I was unaware wülferhampton had an intellectual community.
A semi sentient toenail clipping? I was unaware wülferhampton had an intellectual community.
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The dopey lizard is banned from the tub since we moved in.
A semi sentient toenail clipping? I was unaware wülferhampton had an intellectual community.
A semi sentient toenail clipping? I was unaware wülferhampton had an intellectual community.
Good evening MC 😁
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Good evening MC 😁
No and it's Your Majesty to you
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
No and it's Your Majesty to you
I think that's quite enough crab mockery now, thank you!
October 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I think that's quite enough crab mockery now, thank you!
My people are listening...
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My people are listening...
Nooo.
I am here merely to serve my people and foster good crab-saxon relations
One day @wulfhelm.bsky.social will tell the WHOLE crab story and I will return to my Kingdom (possibly leaving behind a new hybrid master race of Helmet-Crabs)
I am here merely to serve my people and foster good crab-saxon relations
One day @wulfhelm.bsky.social will tell the WHOLE crab story and I will return to my Kingdom (possibly leaving behind a new hybrid master race of Helmet-Crabs)
October 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nooo.
I am here merely to serve my people and foster good crab-saxon relations
One day @wulfhelm.bsky.social will tell the WHOLE crab story and I will return to my Kingdom (possibly leaving behind a new hybrid master race of Helmet-Crabs)
I am here merely to serve my people and foster good crab-saxon relations
One day @wulfhelm.bsky.social will tell the WHOLE crab story and I will return to my Kingdom (possibly leaving behind a new hybrid master race of Helmet-Crabs)
Its a nasty job, but someone has to do it
October 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Its a nasty job, but someone has to do it
Nor I , missed that altogether some how
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Nor I , missed that altogether some how
Doris is always willing to help 🤣
October 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Doris is always willing to help 🤣
I only see males there - could hinder the whole repopulation thingy
October 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I only see males there - could hinder the whole repopulation thingy
Wulfie's night of the crabs is a VERY different story🤣
October 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Wulfie's night of the crabs is a VERY different story🤣
Your going to need a lot of them
October 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Your going to need a lot of them