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King Aethelclaw
@aethelclaw.bsky.social
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Overlord of all the crab-folk. Friend of the saxons. Stealer of hats. Currently in residence at the dopey Lizards 'embassy' in Wülferhampton
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Good evening Bretwalda.

That's high praise indeed from a talker of bollocks like yourself.
Hello Rob, whilst that is obviously a mighty crab, possibly a prince among crabs it is no king. No offence but you puny mammals have no idea of the enourmous creatures that dwell in the stygian depths of the abyss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh I agree
Definitely a quirk.
We tend to (mistakenly) see evolution as purposive but in truth it's a mixture of randomness, fine margins and bloody long time scales.
Something to do with social / cooperative animals and older females helping nurture grandchildren (who they have a genetic investment in if you want to take a brutally darwinistic view)
The dopey lizard is banned from the tub since we moved in.

A semi sentient toenail clipping? I was unaware wülferhampton had an intellectual community.
No and it's Your Majesty to you
I think that's quite enough crab mockery now, thank you!
Nooo.

I am here merely to serve my people and foster good crab-saxon relations

One day @wulfhelm.bsky.social will tell the WHOLE crab story and I will return to my Kingdom (possibly leaving behind a new hybrid master race of Helmet-Crabs)
Hello? Hello?

Can you saxons and the like hear me?

I have modified my profile according to your most excellent Bard's instructions.

So hopefully you will be able to get important updates from the crab people on your wulferhamptonians feed.

E.g. Doris is expecting a Happy Event soon.
Its a nasty job, but someone has to do it
Nor I , missed that altogether some how
Doris is always willing to help 🤣
I only see males there - could hinder the whole repopulation thingy
Wulfie's night of the crabs is a VERY different story🤣
Your going to need a lot of them
No one can halt the rise of the Helmet Crabs. NO ONE!!
Sir, you are maintaining the highest standards of wulferhampton journalism

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More to the wearer than anyone else
Pleased to hear it 😀.

Although, alas, I think we have uncovered the flaw in my plan of having my subject commune with be-helmeted Saxons.

Next year I shall introduce some sort of ID card system.
In that case I am sure Doris could be persuaded to grant an exclusive in return for suitable recompense.
Are you asking out of personal curiosity or in your professional capacity as editor of the gazette?
Ah well, Doris is happy. But if she has been conned and finds out.....