King Aethelclaw
@aethelclaw.bsky.social
Overlord of all the crab-folk. Friend of the saxons. Stealer of hats.
Currently in residence at the dopey Lizards 'embassy' in Wülferhampton
Currently in residence at the dopey Lizards 'embassy' in Wülferhampton
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
After your successful 'communing' with the crab-folk last Michelmas, Doris-ApClaw is wondering when she can expect the first maintenance payment from you.
10 million tiny helmet crabs won't feed themselves.
We don't want to involve the CSA (Crab support agency) do we?
After your successful 'communing' with the crab-folk last Michelmas, Doris-ApClaw is wondering when she can expect the first maintenance payment from you.
10 million tiny helmet crabs won't feed themselves.
We don't want to involve the CSA (Crab support agency) do we?
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
After your successful 'communing' with the crab-folk last Michelmas, Doris-ApClaw is wondering when she can expect the first maintenance payment from you.
10 million tiny helmet crabs won't feed themselves.
We don't want to involve the CSA (Crab support agency) do we?
After your successful 'communing' with the crab-folk last Michelmas, Doris-ApClaw is wondering when she can expect the first maintenance payment from you.
10 million tiny helmet crabs won't feed themselves.
We don't want to involve the CSA (Crab support agency) do we?
Hello? Hello?
Can you saxons and the like hear me?
I have modified my profile according to your most excellent Bard's instructions.
So hopefully you will be able to get important updates from the crab people on your wulferhamptonians feed.
E.g. Doris is expecting a Happy Event soon.
Can you saxons and the like hear me?
I have modified my profile according to your most excellent Bard's instructions.
So hopefully you will be able to get important updates from the crab people on your wulferhamptonians feed.
E.g. Doris is expecting a Happy Event soon.
October 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Hello? Hello?
Can you saxons and the like hear me?
I have modified my profile according to your most excellent Bard's instructions.
So hopefully you will be able to get important updates from the crab people on your wulferhamptonians feed.
E.g. Doris is expecting a Happy Event soon.
Can you saxons and the like hear me?
I have modified my profile according to your most excellent Bard's instructions.
So hopefully you will be able to get important updates from the crab people on your wulferhamptonians feed.
E.g. Doris is expecting a Happy Event soon.
People of #Wülferhampton
We are pleased to say that Doris has reported a communing has taken place with a mystery be-helmeted visitor to the beach,
the communing was described by Doris as 'adequate'
The Kingdoms of Crab & Man must now wait to see if we shall hear the scuttle of tiny claws 🤞
We are pleased to say that Doris has reported a communing has taken place with a mystery be-helmeted visitor to the beach,
the communing was described by Doris as 'adequate'
The Kingdoms of Crab & Man must now wait to see if we shall hear the scuttle of tiny claws 🤞
October 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
People of #Wülferhampton
We are pleased to say that Doris has reported a communing has taken place with a mystery be-helmeted visitor to the beach,
the communing was described by Doris as 'adequate'
The Kingdoms of Crab & Man must now wait to see if we shall hear the scuttle of tiny claws 🤞
We are pleased to say that Doris has reported a communing has taken place with a mystery be-helmeted visitor to the beach,
the communing was described by Doris as 'adequate'
The Kingdoms of Crab & Man must now wait to see if we shall hear the scuttle of tiny claws 🤞
Doris is waiting......
October 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Doris is waiting......
People of #Wülferhampton.
Now hear This!
There are 4 (FOUR) days remaining till the first full moon after Michelmas
Your Bretwalda @wulfhelm.bsky.social should be leaving for the coast very soon to be in good time for the 'communing'
Please lend him your support at this important time
Now hear This!
There are 4 (FOUR) days remaining till the first full moon after Michelmas
Your Bretwalda @wulfhelm.bsky.social should be leaving for the coast very soon to be in good time for the 'communing'
Please lend him your support at this important time
October 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
People of #Wülferhampton.
Now hear This!
There are 4 (FOUR) days remaining till the first full moon after Michelmas
Your Bretwalda @wulfhelm.bsky.social should be leaving for the coast very soon to be in good time for the 'communing'
Please lend him your support at this important time
Now hear This!
There are 4 (FOUR) days remaining till the first full moon after Michelmas
Your Bretwalda @wulfhelm.bsky.social should be leaving for the coast very soon to be in good time for the 'communing'
Please lend him your support at this important time
People of wülferhampton!
I have followed the instructions of your most excellent phantom Bard, so you may still hear the pronouncements of me, your favourite crab monarch!
🦀
I expect my arrival will remind @wulfhelm.bsky.social of a story.....
🦀
I have followed the instructions of your most excellent phantom Bard, so you may still hear the pronouncements of me, your favourite crab monarch!
🦀
I expect my arrival will remind @wulfhelm.bsky.social of a story.....
🦀
August 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
People of wülferhampton!
I have followed the instructions of your most excellent phantom Bard, so you may still hear the pronouncements of me, your favourite crab monarch!
🦀
I expect my arrival will remind @wulfhelm.bsky.social of a story.....
🦀
I have followed the instructions of your most excellent phantom Bard, so you may still hear the pronouncements of me, your favourite crab monarch!
🦀
I expect my arrival will remind @wulfhelm.bsky.social of a story.....
🦀
People of #wulferhampton HELP!
I am trapped in the formerly congenial surroundings of the wessex embassy garden. The dopey lizard has developed religeous mania and wanders round all day prophesying some sort of squirrel-led millenium.
Anyone got a pond/pool/tub I can borrow for a few days?
I am trapped in the formerly congenial surroundings of the wessex embassy garden. The dopey lizard has developed religeous mania and wanders round all day prophesying some sort of squirrel-led millenium.
Anyone got a pond/pool/tub I can borrow for a few days?
July 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
People of #wulferhampton HELP!
I am trapped in the formerly congenial surroundings of the wessex embassy garden. The dopey lizard has developed religeous mania and wanders round all day prophesying some sort of squirrel-led millenium.
Anyone got a pond/pool/tub I can borrow for a few days?
I am trapped in the formerly congenial surroundings of the wessex embassy garden. The dopey lizard has developed religeous mania and wanders round all day prophesying some sort of squirrel-led millenium.
Anyone got a pond/pool/tub I can borrow for a few days?
People of #Wülferhampton how are you getting on with the age verification thingy?
For any who are interested: I clambered out of the lizard's pool where i seemed to need verification and had a (digital) swim over to the low countries where it seems I do not😉
Going to back now & back to sleep.
For any who are interested: I clambered out of the lizard's pool where i seemed to need verification and had a (digital) swim over to the low countries where it seems I do not😉
Going to back now & back to sleep.
July 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
People of #Wülferhampton how are you getting on with the age verification thingy?
For any who are interested: I clambered out of the lizard's pool where i seemed to need verification and had a (digital) swim over to the low countries where it seems I do not😉
Going to back now & back to sleep.
For any who are interested: I clambered out of the lizard's pool where i seemed to need verification and had a (digital) swim over to the low countries where it seems I do not😉
Going to back now & back to sleep.
Reposted by King Aethelclaw
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social @ladybaroness.bsky.social
People of #wulferhampton
Wessex ambassador @rodfeathers.bsky.social has been taken ill (ate a bad mouse?) & become delirious. I have let him have the hot tub where he lies babbling about squirrels and mechanical lizards.
Updates later.
People of #wulferhampton
Wessex ambassador @rodfeathers.bsky.social has been taken ill (ate a bad mouse?) & become delirious. I have let him have the hot tub where he lies babbling about squirrels and mechanical lizards.
Updates later.
May 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social @ladybaroness.bsky.social
People of #wulferhampton
Wessex ambassador @rodfeathers.bsky.social has been taken ill (ate a bad mouse?) & become delirious. I have let him have the hot tub where he lies babbling about squirrels and mechanical lizards.
Updates later.
People of #wulferhampton
Wessex ambassador @rodfeathers.bsky.social has been taken ill (ate a bad mouse?) & become delirious. I have let him have the hot tub where he lies babbling about squirrels and mechanical lizards.
Updates later.
The anarchy is spreading
May 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The anarchy is spreading
Reposted by King Aethelclaw
Ready... Steady... 🏁
May 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ready... Steady... 🏁
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Word has reached our royal tub that since @blackpandacult.bsky.social stopped overseeing licences a gang of reprobates is planning an illegal cart race in your kingdom. I even think that dopey lizard is in on it.
Now, I don't know how you do...
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Word has reached our royal tub that since @blackpandacult.bsky.social stopped overseeing licences a gang of reprobates is planning an illegal cart race in your kingdom. I even think that dopey lizard is in on it.
Now, I don't know how you do...
Sounds like you should be joining the wülferhampton illegal cart racing crew
@ladybaroness.bsky.social
@edcarver.bsky.social
@luvbede.bsky.social
@ladybaroness.bsky.social
@edcarver.bsky.social
@luvbede.bsky.social
May 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Word has reached our royal tub that since @blackpandacult.bsky.social stopped overseeing licences a gang of reprobates is planning an illegal cart race in your kingdom. I even think that dopey lizard is in on it.
Now, I don't know how you do...
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Word has reached our royal tub that since @blackpandacult.bsky.social stopped overseeing licences a gang of reprobates is planning an illegal cart race in your kingdom. I even think that dopey lizard is in on it.
Now, I don't know how you do...
Gathering the clan
a bunch of red crabs are crawling on the sand on a beach
ALT: a bunch of red crabs are crawling on the sand on a beach
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April 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Gathering the clan
@ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social
Ahem do I understand correctly Madam, that you are acting in loco parentis to a mouse?
Ahem do I understand correctly Madam, that you are acting in loco parentis to a mouse?
April 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
@ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social
Ahem do I understand correctly Madam, that you are acting in loco parentis to a mouse?
Ahem do I understand correctly Madam, that you are acting in loco parentis to a mouse?
A very Happy Easter, or whatever day this is to you, to all of #wulferhampton from the crab people
@wulfhelm.bsky.social - do you have an amusing tale you'd like to tell your serfs this holiday?
@wulfhelm.bsky.social - do you have an amusing tale you'd like to tell your serfs this holiday?
April 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
A very Happy Easter, or whatever day this is to you, to all of #wulferhampton from the crab people
@wulfhelm.bsky.social - do you have an amusing tale you'd like to tell your serfs this holiday?
@wulfhelm.bsky.social - do you have an amusing tale you'd like to tell your serfs this holiday?
Ahem, ah yes, hello.
People of #Wülferhampton my word it was a long walk from the coast.
Hello @wulfhelm.bsky.social long time no sea (ah-ha)
People of #Wülferhampton my word it was a long walk from the coast.
Hello @wulfhelm.bsky.social long time no sea (ah-ha)
April 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ahem, ah yes, hello.
People of #Wülferhampton my word it was a long walk from the coast.
Hello @wulfhelm.bsky.social long time no sea (ah-ha)
People of #Wülferhampton my word it was a long walk from the coast.
Hello @wulfhelm.bsky.social long time no sea (ah-ha)