@wulfhelm.bsky.social

After your successful 'communing' with the crab-folk last Michelmas, Doris-ApClaw is wondering when she can expect the first maintenance payment from you.

10 million tiny helmet crabs won't feed themselves.

We don't want to involve the CSA (Crab support agency) do we?

My people are listening...

Hello? Hello?

Can you saxons and the like hear me?

I have modified my profile according to your most excellent Bard's instructions.

So hopefully you will be able to get important updates from the crab people on your wulferhamptonians feed.

E.g. Doris is expecting a Happy Event soon.

Your going to need a lot of them

People of #Wülferhampton

We are pleased to say that Doris has reported a communing has taken place with a mystery be-helmeted visitor to the beach,
the communing was described by Doris as 'adequate'

The Kingdoms of Crab & Man must now wait to see if we shall hear the scuttle of tiny claws 🤞

Doris is waiting......

Nevermind that nonsense. The time of the "communing" is only 48 hours away.

Your consort for the ceremony has been chosen and awaits you..

whoose idea was thius?

Here I com, ready or not

Foolish mortal! You awaken me for amusement.

Here is my judgement upon you for this foolishness.

Henceforth all denizens of #wulferhampton shall be afflicted by a plague of crabs until a certain Saxon king relates the WHOLE crab story and then leads my people back to the sea.

The trouble is the daft old git has summoned me into existence with these persistent crab related hints