Adoxograph
@adoxograph.bsky.social
CT Yankee gone to OR coast time, with convenient stops in Chitown, Hotlanta and PDX. I move sheet pans for a living. I bring the pie. Supports voices more important than my own, but still saying stuff. She/her
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Adoxograph
@adoxograph.bsky.social
· Nov 19
You are a cook. You are the first in the kitchen, alone, the lights are still off. You can hear the gentle hum of the compressors. You have a clean, fresh towel, a new Sharpie and a manageable prep list. Breathe and feel your shoulders relax.
Good sign or bad sign that the musical loop in my head is Radiohead's "Everything in its right place"? No lemons have been involved.
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Good sign or bad sign that the musical loop in my head is Radiohead's "Everything in its right place"? No lemons have been involved.
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I want to put the USA Flag Code on a giant flag and wave it around all the people with the flag shirts and flag towels and flag paraphernalia
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I want to put the USA Flag Code on a giant flag and wave it around all the people with the flag shirts and flag towels and flag paraphernalia
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Neutral language has become a noose for those continuing to attempt to deny reality; fuck negotiating with the terrorists when you can just sternly scold them in an email
January 25, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Neutral language has become a noose for those continuing to attempt to deny reality; fuck negotiating with the terrorists when you can just sternly scold them in an email
I have officially used the new rice cooker for Not Rice. The barley was lovely.
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I have officially used the new rice cooker for Not Rice. The barley was lovely.
I have expectations for what Juneuary is and it is primarily Not Now, but here we seem to be.
January 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I have expectations for what Juneuary is and it is primarily Not Now, but here we seem to be.
We've got weather going on. I guess I will go reclaim my bagel recipe.
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
We've got weather going on. I guess I will go reclaim my bagel recipe.
I don't care about doughnuts for most of the year, but when that hits, it is a ghost haunting my heart.
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I don't care about doughnuts for most of the year, but when that hits, it is a ghost haunting my heart.
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I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
December 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
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Two lines of pigs doing a zipper merge
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Two lines of pigs doing a zipper merge
Power outage, hour 10: thus comes the hail. I hope to retreat to work for the gentle comfort of hot tea a bathroom with lights.
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Power outage, hour 10: thus comes the hail. I hope to retreat to work for the gentle comfort of hot tea a bathroom with lights.
Power outage update, hour 7: the milk in the fridge is having Bad Thoughts. It may consider loitering, or possible jaywalking any time now.
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Power outage update, hour 7: the milk in the fridge is having Bad Thoughts. It may consider loitering, or possible jaywalking any time now.
The wind is blowing this morning in a way that calls me to stalk the driveway in a long black veil.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The wind is blowing this morning in a way that calls me to stalk the driveway in a long black veil.
Ah yes, the beginnings of Power Outage season.
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Ah yes, the beginnings of Power Outage season.
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we seem to have an entire country full of people that don't understand the very basic concept that decisions made by politicians affect the world generally. like they think there's something called politics and it's over there and then there's the real world here and they're separate entirely
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
we seem to have an entire country full of people that don't understand the very basic concept that decisions made by politicians affect the world generally. like they think there's something called politics and it's over there and then there's the real world here and they're separate entirely
The Consort has practiced his devotion in front of the fridge, and so one more piece of pie has been liberated.
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The Consort has practiced his devotion in front of the fridge, and so one more piece of pie has been liberated.
Happy National Pie for Breakfast day my fellow celebrants! I hope you managed to claim that piece that Aunt Helen was eyeing last night so you set your alarm clock early to get to it before she did. May her dark mutterings warm your heart this day.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Happy National Pie for Breakfast day my fellow celebrants! I hope you managed to claim that piece that Aunt Helen was eyeing last night so you set your alarm clock early to get to it before she did. May her dark mutterings warm your heart this day.
I don't know why I even suggest to myself that I will be satisfied making 4 pies. Come Thursday Dinner, there will be 5 pies. And cranberry sauce. And possibly rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I don't know why I even suggest to myself that I will be satisfied making 4 pies. Come Thursday Dinner, there will be 5 pies. And cranberry sauce. And possibly rolls.
This year's quince butter will not last nearly through the year.
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This year's quince butter will not last nearly through the year.
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
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Another fritter, these a version of the meatless Glamorgan sausages that emerged after the collapse of the Welsh coal mining economy
My latest for @wweek.com
My latest for @wweek.com
What We’re Cooking This Week: Leek and Cheese Fritters
Japanese-style panko makes a lighter version of this Welsh coal miner classic.
www.wweek.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Another fritter, these a version of the meatless Glamorgan sausages that emerged after the collapse of the Welsh coal mining economy
My latest for @wweek.com
My latest for @wweek.com
Here in the land of dramatic weather, I have made a loaf of ordinary bread for contrast.
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Here in the land of dramatic weather, I have made a loaf of ordinary bread for contrast.
Her smol roundness Kiki successfully enfloofed herself enough to deter the Monster on The Porch from stealing the nonexistent bird seed. She remains in hulk mode for the moment, in case the kitchen needs further defending.
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Her smol roundness Kiki successfully enfloofed herself enough to deter the Monster on The Porch from stealing the nonexistent bird seed. She remains in hulk mode for the moment, in case the kitchen needs further defending.
I wonder if publishers dread the state of their slush pile after every November.
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I wonder if publishers dread the state of their slush pile after every November.
I don't recommend the internet with a post vaccination fever.
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I don't recommend the internet with a post vaccination fever.
Small towns are still small even at the giant grocery store.
Listening to the local gossip across the pharmacy line.
Listening to the local gossip across the pharmacy line.
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Small towns are still small even at the giant grocery store.
Listening to the local gossip across the pharmacy line.
Listening to the local gossip across the pharmacy line.