Adam Dorsey
@adamdorsey.com
Writer and video editor. Video games and comedy adjacent. Your lightest-skinned black friend.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
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Nothing but regular dogs in Assassin's Creed. Just normal walking regular dogs.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Nothing but regular dogs in Assassin's Creed. Just normal walking regular dogs.
Ten years since a new Wipeout game. A failed society.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Ten years since a new Wipeout game. A failed society.
This post reminds me that in college I had a writing professor who circled every time I misspelled "whoa" as "woah" and in my unfinished novel he must've circled 100 woahs and only now am I realizing that maybe he was trying to say something beyond that I had misspelled whoa 100 times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This post reminds me that in college I had a writing professor who circled every time I misspelled "whoa" as "woah" and in my unfinished novel he must've circled 100 woahs and only now am I realizing that maybe he was trying to say something beyond that I had misspelled whoa 100 times.
I've started playing a little Mortal Kombat before bed every night, like a psychopath.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I've started playing a little Mortal Kombat before bed every night, like a psychopath.
Is it too late on a Sunday night to text all of my high school friends that I really enjoyed playing Timesplitters 2 with them back in the day, but they shouldn't have voted for trump??
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Is it too late on a Sunday night to text all of my high school friends that I really enjoyed playing Timesplitters 2 with them back in the day, but they shouldn't have voted for trump??
Love a melancholy scene in an old movie where someone looks at a polaroid of their true love. 2025, we gotta scroll through 10,000 photos in something called the cloud and maybe ten of them are worth looking at again.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Love a melancholy scene in an old movie where someone looks at a polaroid of their true love. 2025, we gotta scroll through 10,000 photos in something called the cloud and maybe ten of them are worth looking at again.
I think real life friendship works just like it does in Persona games. You hang out with someone ten times, over the course of it you find out something crazy about them, and then you unlock a new monster to fight for you.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I think real life friendship works just like it does in Persona games. You hang out with someone ten times, over the course of it you find out something crazy about them, and then you unlock a new monster to fight for you.
Fellas, is it gay to watch a movie with a woman??
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Fellas, is it gay to watch a movie with a woman??
Getting excited for a post-covid Persona game. So many weird metaphors and themes they can use. Ready for it.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Getting excited for a post-covid Persona game. So many weird metaphors and themes they can use. Ready for it.
My face when that Moby song dropped in the Morning Show finale.
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
My face when that Moby song dropped in the Morning Show finale.
Cigar but it's made out of a pickle and I'm the coolest guy in the room sucking on a pickle spear.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Cigar but it's made out of a pickle and I'm the coolest guy in the room sucking on a pickle spear.
Work --> Buy Video Games --> Don't Play Video Games --> Work --> Buy More Video Games
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Work --> Buy Video Games --> Don't Play Video Games --> Work --> Buy More Video Games
Waiting for Woke 2 like
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Waiting for Woke 2 like
This four o'clock coffee will fix it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This four o'clock coffee will fix it.
Oh shit, I thought you guys were talking about Magic the Gathering.
"Trump Denounces Magic the Gathering as Traitor; Magic the Gathering Responds"
"Trump Denounces Magic the Gathering as Traitor; Magic the Gathering Responds"
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oh shit, I thought you guys were talking about Magic the Gathering.
"Trump Denounces Magic the Gathering as Traitor; Magic the Gathering Responds"
"Trump Denounces Magic the Gathering as Traitor; Magic the Gathering Responds"
Thinking about her. No one I'd rather walk down endless corridors for fifty hours with.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Thinking about her. No one I'd rather walk down endless corridors for fifty hours with.
Don't think I've snorted enough cocaine tonight to understand Kirby Air Riders' City Trial mode.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Don't think I've snorted enough cocaine tonight to understand Kirby Air Riders' City Trial mode.
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[lying in 20 years about what shifted in 2025] yeah after huntr/x cleared the regime began to lose its ideological stranglehold
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
[lying in 20 years about what shifted in 2025] yeah after huntr/x cleared the regime began to lose its ideological stranglehold
SAME
I love Metroid Prime so much that my heart is open and ready and I am making myself vulnerable from a place of love
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
SAME
A little bit crazy how quickly every car that would be a Tesla in a movie or a TV show is now a Rivian. Like if they can make that change so completely they could make a whole lot of things better.
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
A little bit crazy how quickly every car that would be a Tesla in a movie or a TV show is now a Rivian. Like if they can make that change so completely they could make a whole lot of things better.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
It's late, let's all send Cliffy B our deepest darkest questions about Jazz Jackrabbit.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
It's late, let's all send Cliffy B our deepest darkest questions about Jazz Jackrabbit.