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Jefdf
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Orthodontists imply the existence of diagodontists
January 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Opens calender app: There it is
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Make a Bond film casual

On Her Majesty's Public Service
Make a Bond film casual

TRY ANOTHER DAY
Make a Bond film casual

CASINO MUNDANE
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Can't wait for Santa to dislocate all his bones to slip up the heat pump duct and pour out of the louvres
December 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Nothing better than hearing someone quietly laugh through their nose while reading the book you recommended
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
At the bar (slurring): 'ey usta call me MISTER Photoshop
December 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Finally giving Strange Horticulture a whirl.
I'm digging it so far, it's kind of like if Papers Please chilled the fuck out
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This year, wow them with the gift of an 8.5x11 sheet with a QR code printed on it
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The full length movie that follows Pixar Shorts should be called Pixar Pants
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Slippers keep my feet warm but they make me forget how to walk like putting socks on a dog
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The ads when I need to go to bed
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I've named my fists Thoughts and Prayers cause they're empty and don't do anything
i've named my fists Holmes and Yo-Yo because one of them is a robot played by John Schuck
I've named my fists Hall and Oates because whoa-oh here they come, watch out boy, they'll chew you up
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reposted by Jefdf
Canada’s top political leaders are climate deniers. There’s no such thing as “decarbonized” oil and no environmentally conscious way to increase fossil fuel production.

Mark Carney and his government are sacrificing the climate and baking in worse natural disasters in the hope of short-term profit.
People who care about climate change are “dreaming nostalgically about the past.” - Minister Hodgson

Gotcha. That explains a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
calm tf down halls you're sick-boy candy from a dusty purse
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Flickin' doohickeys for ambivalent kitties
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When has gravity ever helped anyone?
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Microsoft Blight Simulator 2025
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
hmm...
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
not that bad is the new good
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Fretless bass is just bass in cursive
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I hate the criticism of Canada Post being poorly run because it's not making money.

It's taxpayer funded... if it were making money it would mean that they're pocketing taxpayer dollars...

Surely you don't want your taxes just sitting there in someones bank account not doing anything?
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Game show contestants when asked what they're gonna do with the money,

Then: I'm gonna travel around the world maybe buy a boat, and take all my friends with me

Now: I can finally afford to start a family, pay off some of my student loan, get some at home care for my gran
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Was reading Shift by Hugh Howey this evening and...
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Now is the winternet of our discontinternet
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Reposted by Jefdf
Proposed N.B. data centre would gobble up equivalent of nearly half of Tantramar gas plant’s electricity: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Proposed data centre would need almost half of Tantramar gas plant’s power | CBC News
A proposed data centre in the Lorneville area of Saint John would gobble up the equivalent of almost half the electricity N.B. Power will get from a controversial natural gas plant in the Tantramar ar...
www.cbc.ca
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM