Accio Beer
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Accio Beer
@accio-beer.bsky.social
he/him

I'm an atheist, a parent, and a gamer. I stream on Twitch to raise money for Children's Hospital Of Philadelphia through Extra Life.

I run a homebrew 3.5e D&D campaign, in addition to streaming Halo, Rock Band 4, Fortnite, and others.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Please support my fundraiser for The Children's Hospital Of Philadelphia by making a tax-deductible donation here! No donation is too small. Many employers also do matching donations, you can check the page to look yours up. Thank you! www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.

The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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🔥🧊
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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And yet, he indicated he did—and then the White House defended it.

This is not ok.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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My heart screams “Why is a pedophile rapist the president?” But my head understands: they’ve always been protected. I know many people who've been sexually assaulted by men who’ve never been held to account, myself included. Why would it change now? We see what the GOP is doing. We aren't stupid.
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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BREAKING: The FBI trainee that was fired for displaying a Pride Flag is SUING the government, saying his removal was illegal www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
An F.B.I. Trainee Hung a Pride Flag Near His Desk. He Says He Was Fired for It.
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Looks like someone told him "Hey, go ahead and vote yes. Trump opened a sham investigation so nothing will come out. You're safe."
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination
Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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😬
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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#DnD advice: If you get your players sufficiently paranoid, they'll start making up the plot of your campaign for you.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Dear ICE: They don't let you wear a mask in your mug shot.
Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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⚡️MARVEL RIVALS HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR "BEST ONGOING GAME" OF 2025.
#marvelrivals
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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finding out your game got nominated by The Game Awards in the group chat with other folks who got laid off is… just so painfully 2025
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM