Abraxas
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Pansexual 💗💛💙
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Today is my birthday.
I'm 33 years old.
I truly don't feel it. I feel like... 28 still.
Blame that on COVID, and my past relationship sucking up so much time.
But what's making me feel old is my older brother being 40. Yikes. That dude is ancient now.
I'm 33 years old.
I truly don't feel it. I feel like... 28 still.
Blame that on COVID, and my past relationship sucking up so much time.
But what's making me feel old is my older brother being 40. Yikes. That dude is ancient now.
February 14, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Today is my birthday.
I'm 33 years old.
I truly don't feel it. I feel like... 28 still.
Blame that on COVID, and my past relationship sucking up so much time.
But what's making me feel old is my older brother being 40. Yikes. That dude is ancient now.
I'm 33 years old.
I truly don't feel it. I feel like... 28 still.
Blame that on COVID, and my past relationship sucking up so much time.
But what's making me feel old is my older brother being 40. Yikes. That dude is ancient now.
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
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Always a pleasure to watch the Patriots lose
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Always a pleasure to watch the Patriots lose
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Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
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Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
Conservative organization Turning Point USA will air an alternative Super Bowl that will give victory to the New England Patriots.
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February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
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The best news the Saints have gotten in years is that it's best player of all time is getting put in the Hall of Fame.
We can't get a W to save our lives, but we can sure as shit worship our GOAT Drew Brees! ⚜️
We can't get a W to save our lives, but we can sure as shit worship our GOAT Drew Brees! ⚜️
February 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
The best news the Saints have gotten in years is that it's best player of all time is getting put in the Hall of Fame.
We can't get a W to save our lives, but we can sure as shit worship our GOAT Drew Brees! ⚜️
We can't get a W to save our lives, but we can sure as shit worship our GOAT Drew Brees! ⚜️
Me with my ranidaphobia... Yuck
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Me with my ranidaphobia... Yuck
I'm making this dumbass prediction RIGHT NOW.
J. E. was somehow involved with Overwatch 2 and them changing their service model for profit, and they know that there's an email that proves it, so they're rebranding back to just Overwatch.
Can't wait for future me to have called this shit.
J. E. was somehow involved with Overwatch 2 and them changing their service model for profit, and they know that there's an email that proves it, so they're rebranding back to just Overwatch.
Can't wait for future me to have called this shit.
February 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I'm making this dumbass prediction RIGHT NOW.
J. E. was somehow involved with Overwatch 2 and them changing their service model for profit, and they know that there's an email that proves it, so they're rebranding back to just Overwatch.
Can't wait for future me to have called this shit.
J. E. was somehow involved with Overwatch 2 and them changing their service model for profit, and they know that there's an email that proves it, so they're rebranding back to just Overwatch.
Can't wait for future me to have called this shit.
Blizzard reverting OW2 back to just OW be like
February 5, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Blizzard reverting OW2 back to just OW be like
I only trust The Onion and then researching what they're parodying
The Washington Post news is bad, but it's not the only outlet. It should also be an impetus for us to build new, nonprofit outlets. Journalism is a utility. Legacy journalism did good work, but there was also a lot of rot: nepotism, elitism, etc. They have contributed greatly to their own downfall
February 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I only trust The Onion and then researching what they're parodying
This got me thinking about one of my core beliefs:
If you're a parent complaining about your child's screen time, you're the problem.
They're YOUR child. YOU gave them the screen.
Learn how Parental Controls work, and take responsibility.
If you're a parent complaining about your child's screen time, you're the problem.
They're YOUR child. YOU gave them the screen.
Learn how Parental Controls work, and take responsibility.
One of my most fervent beliefs is that homeschooling should be illegal. It is the domain of religious psychos and white supremacists and the kids always pay a heavy price
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
This got me thinking about one of my core beliefs:
If you're a parent complaining about your child's screen time, you're the problem.
They're YOUR child. YOU gave them the screen.
Learn how Parental Controls work, and take responsibility.
If you're a parent complaining about your child's screen time, you're the problem.
They're YOUR child. YOU gave them the screen.
Learn how Parental Controls work, and take responsibility.
But who's gonna see all those horrible animated Angel Studios movies at 1pm if not for Mormon homeschooled families?
One of my most fervent beliefs is that homeschooling should be illegal. It is the domain of religious psychos and white supremacists and the kids always pay a heavy price
February 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
But who's gonna see all those horrible animated Angel Studios movies at 1pm if not for Mormon homeschooled families?
Only a man as vile as Jeffrey Epstein could see microtransactions and think "Yeah! It's perfect!".
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Only a man as vile as Jeffrey Epstein could see microtransactions and think "Yeah! It's perfect!".
Epstein was a real gamer. Getting banned on Xbox Live AND identifying Elon as a fucking no-skill bitch.
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Epstein was a real gamer. Getting banned on Xbox Live AND identifying Elon as a fucking no-skill bitch.
I'm gonna make my Animal Crossing villagers start saying "girls FTW!"
February 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I'm gonna make my Animal Crossing villagers start saying "girls FTW!"
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Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups
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Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups
WASHINGTON — Multiple D.C. area movie theaters say Republican members of Congress and congressional staffers have begun using empty screenings of “Melania,” a documentary about first lady Melania…
thehardtimes.net
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups
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thehardtimes.net/breaking/con...
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Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
Me when I feel my blood sugar drop
I need 2 glaze donuts stat
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Me when I feel my blood sugar drop
@briangaar.bsky.social not a soul below 60 coming in for this godforsaken film
January 30, 2026 at 8:41 PM
@briangaar.bsky.social not a soul below 60 coming in for this godforsaken film
You'll find humor in that out of the 4 showings of it at my theater today, the one with the least amount of people is past 8pm when all the geezers are already asleep.
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM
You'll find humor in that out of the 4 showings of it at my theater today, the one with the least amount of people is past 8pm when all the geezers are already asleep.
I can't believe we're only a year into this madness.
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I can't believe we're only a year into this madness.
What the fuck?!
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
What the fuck?!
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