Aardvark
@aardvarkia.bsky.social
I write muscle growth stories with heart, and I bodybuild.
http://patreon.com/aardvarkia // http://paypal.me/aardvarkia // linktr.ee/aardvarkia
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Aardvark
@aardvarkia.bsky.social
· Nov 18
perhaps time for an intro?
i go by aardvark. i've been writing erotica centered around male muscle growth for over 20 years now, and it has motivated me to take up bodybuilding myself. i'll be posting about my new stories, fitness routine, goals, and very beautiful buff men. 🏋️♂️
i go by aardvark. i've been writing erotica centered around male muscle growth for over 20 years now, and it has motivated me to take up bodybuilding myself. i'll be posting about my new stories, fitness routine, goals, and very beautiful buff men. 🏋️♂️
I almost always write stretched out on my stomach on a bed or couch, but last night I slipped on the ice and hit my elbow and now it’s all swollen and I can’t put weight on it 😭😭😭 NOOOO my PROCESS
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I almost always write stretched out on my stomach on a bed or couch, but last night I slipped on the ice and hit my elbow and now it’s all swollen and I can’t put weight on it 😭😭😭 NOOOO my PROCESS
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The Dapper Daddy story got me last night. An angle I like while reliving the transformation is a classmate of Alex who has an assignment to do a documentary on Alfred Castle.
He is unaware that he’s capturing Alex, but Alex grows a big white beard, thick bulky body, hair everywhere…
He is unaware that he’s capturing Alex, but Alex grows a big white beard, thick bulky body, hair everywhere…
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
hehehe
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If you want some Santa APTF from yesteryear, then check out agingtime.blogspot.com/2020/12/the-..., with some imagery from yours truly. Not my best work, but it has its moments.
The North Pole Experience
The Christmas Market couldn’t come soon enough for the Phoenix Square Mall. Every year, the mall’s annual attendance was dwindling, but ever...
agingtime.blogspot.com
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you want some Santa APTF from yesteryear, then check out agingtime.blogspot.com/2020/12/the-..., with some imagery from yours truly. Not my best work, but it has its moments.
what do you meeeeeean I have 500 free members on my Patreon. I don’t post anything for free!! If you all subscribed to even the lowest tier it would change my life 😭
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
what do you meeeeeean I have 500 free members on my Patreon. I don’t post anything for free!! If you all subscribed to even the lowest tier it would change my life 😭
this guy clearly has an amazing body but every time he pops up on my feed it makes me laugh out loud bc he’s adopted this angle/tactic of making his head look like it’s the size of a tomato (I assume to make his body seem even bigger but it just looks HILARIOUS to me)
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
this guy clearly has an amazing body but every time he pops up on my feed it makes me laugh out loud bc he’s adopted this angle/tactic of making his head look like it’s the size of a tomato (I assume to make his body seem even bigger but it just looks HILARIOUS to me)
this is my current instagram discover page 💀
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
this is my current instagram discover page 💀
all i wanna do is make dilfs aaahhhh
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
all i wanna do is make dilfs aaahhhh
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Rodrigo Cavalcanti
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Rodrigo Cavalcanti
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also as a reminder, i have some publicly available stories on gss as well:
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
also as a reminder, i have some publicly available stories on gss as well:
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
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likes on instagram have never been harder to get and that’s a nightmare for an attention whore like moi. half considering doxxing myself just for the thirst follows 😭
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
likes on instagram have never been harder to get and that’s a nightmare for an attention whore like moi. half considering doxxing myself just for the thirst follows 😭
also as a reminder, i have some publicly available stories on gss as well:
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
also as a reminder, i have some publicly available stories on gss as well:
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
the four stories i cowrote with my buddy agingtime are now available on his site!
agingtime.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fe...
you can now read:
- the romans and the greeks
- the wonder realms
- old man cravitz
- the north pole experience
agingtime.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fe...
you can now read:
- the romans and the greeks
- the wonder realms
- old man cravitz
- the north pole experience
A Few Updates
So I was planning to have a story out for Halloween. But after a busy month, including a vacation where I didn't have any proper WiFi, I did...
agingtime.blogspot.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the four stories i cowrote with my buddy agingtime are now available on his site!
agingtime.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fe...
you can now read:
- the romans and the greeks
- the wonder realms
- old man cravitz
- the north pole experience
agingtime.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fe...
you can now read:
- the romans and the greeks
- the wonder realms
- old man cravitz
- the north pole experience
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
DILF of the day is the fucking SMOKESHOW who chased down two burglars in his underwear. Click the video (he's not in the thumbnail) and let your eyes bug out of your head like a cartoon wolf
www.youtube.com/shorts/nQwD3...
www.youtube.com/shorts/nQwD3...
Melbourne Homeowner Dubbed ‘Captain Underpants’ After Chasing Home Invaders In Undies | 10 News+
YouTube video by 10 News
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October 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
DILF of the day is the fucking SMOKESHOW who chased down two burglars in his underwear. Click the video (he's not in the thumbnail) and let your eyes bug out of your head like a cartoon wolf
www.youtube.com/shorts/nQwD3...
www.youtube.com/shorts/nQwD3...
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Looking through old DMs, found this lovely anatomy-atrocity but it had some good fucking vibes
October 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Looking through old DMs, found this lovely anatomy-atrocity but it had some good fucking vibes
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It absolutely sucks that we cannot read about Gene's transformation in Old Man Cravitz after Tumblr decided to purge @aardvarkia.bsky.social's account there.
Gene got such a glow-up that Halloween, really budding up into a proper man.
Gene got such a glow-up that Halloween, really budding up into a proper man.
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It absolutely sucks that we cannot read about Gene's transformation in Old Man Cravitz after Tumblr decided to purge @aardvarkia.bsky.social's account there.
Gene got such a glow-up that Halloween, really budding up into a proper man.
Gene got such a glow-up that Halloween, really budding up into a proper man.
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Newsletter: This is The Case Against Generative AI, a comprehensive analysis of a financial collapse built on myths I’ll dispel, the markets’ unhealthy obsession with NVIDIA's growth, and the fact that there is not enough money in the world to fund OpenAI.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...
The Case Against Generative AI
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - First It Giveth
Before we go any further: This is, for the third time this year, the longest newsletter I've ever written, weighing in somewhere around 18,500 wo...
www.wheresyoured.at
September 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Newsletter: This is The Case Against Generative AI, a comprehensive analysis of a financial collapse built on myths I’ll dispel, the markets’ unhealthy obsession with NVIDIA's growth, and the fact that there is not enough money in the world to fund OpenAI.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...
"I know some of you have expressed concerns about my age...that's why this weekend I'll be making a change" is soooo ap-coded
October 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"I know some of you have expressed concerns about my age...that's why this weekend I'll be making a change" is soooo ap-coded
watching mr. olympia...professional bodybuilding events are soooo corny. all this heavy metal music and game of thrones sfx. let the gigantic men in sparkly pink panties queen out a little bit 😌
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
watching mr. olympia...professional bodybuilding events are soooo corny. all this heavy metal music and game of thrones sfx. let the gigantic men in sparkly pink panties queen out a little bit 😌
it sucks that no matter how old i get, seeing friends hanging out without me still feels like the deepest betrayal there is. i wish it didn’t but fuck it hurts every single time
October 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
it sucks that no matter how old i get, seeing friends hanging out without me still feels like the deepest betrayal there is. i wish it didn’t but fuck it hurts every single time
a search of his name on bluesky yields a scant four results, so i will add a fifth for all to see: avi schiffman is a fucking sack of shit loser and the strongest argument i’ve seen yet for bringing back in-person ass kickings, something his little ai device can’t do.
October 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
a search of his name on bluesky yields a scant four results, so i will add a fifth for all to see: avi schiffman is a fucking sack of shit loser and the strongest argument i’ve seen yet for bringing back in-person ass kickings, something his little ai device can’t do.
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I wouldn’t. It’s a fun story.
would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
October 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I wouldn’t. It’s a fun story.
would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
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"They're just getting bigger and bigger each day" #bara #rule34
Commission is OPEN. DM or email [email protected] for more infominformation
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Commission is OPEN. DM or email [email protected] for more infominformation
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October 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"They're just getting bigger and bigger each day" #bara #rule34
Commission is OPEN. DM or email [email protected] for more infominformation
linktr.ee/baraland_2lub
Commission is OPEN. DM or email [email protected] for more infominformation
linktr.ee/baraland_2lub