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Aardvark
@aardvarkia.bsky.social
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I write muscle growth stories with heart, and I bodybuild. http://patreon.com/aardvarkia // http://paypal.me/aardvarkia // linktr.ee/aardvarkia
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i go by aardvark. i've been writing erotica centered around male muscle growth for over 20 years now, and it has motivated me to take up bodybuilding myself. i'll be posting about my new stories, fitness routine, goals, and very beautiful buff men. 🏋️‍♂️
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Looking through old DMs, found this lovely anatomy-atrocity but it had some good fucking vibes
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It absolutely sucks that we cannot read about Gene's transformation in Old Man Cravitz after Tumblr decided to purge @aardvarkia.bsky.social's account there.
Gene got such a glow-up that Halloween, really budding up into a proper man.
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Newsletter: This is The Case Against Generative AI, a comprehensive analysis of a financial collapse built on myths I’ll dispel, the markets’ unhealthy obsession with NVIDIA's growth, and the fact that there is not enough money in the world to fund OpenAI.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...
The Case Against Generative AI
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - First It Giveth Before we go any further: This is, for the third time this year, the longest newsletter I've ever written, weighing in somewhere around 18,500 wo...
www.wheresyoured.at
"I know some of you have expressed concerns about my age...that's why this weekend I'll be making a change" is soooo ap-coded
An important message to the people of New York City.

More information at zohranfornyc.com/birthday
watching mr. olympia...professional bodybuilding events are soooo corny. all this heavy metal music and game of thrones sfx. let the gigantic men in sparkly pink panties queen out a little bit 😌
should also add: it's not even always rational. people can do things together without me! you aren't going to invite 15 friends to the movies every single time! and yet i still wince. i think the curse of growing up a lonely kid gave me permanent fomo.
and I don’t mean hurts like “oh man that sucks.” i mean hurts in the way that it lingers in my mind for DAYS
it sucks that no matter how old i get, seeing friends hanging out without me still feels like the deepest betrayal there is. i wish it didn’t but fuck it hurts every single time
a search of his name on bluesky yields a scant four results, so i will add a fifth for all to see: avi schiffman is a fucking sack of shit loser and the strongest argument i’ve seen yet for bringing back in-person ass kickings, something his little ai device can’t do.
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I wouldn’t. It’s a fun story.
would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...

AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...

AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
“are you from tennessee? cause you’re long as FUCK”
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"They're just getting bigger and bigger each day" #bara #rule34
Commission is OPEN. DM or email [email protected] for more infominformation
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as part of the last generation of kids to grow up with no internet, I read every far side book front to back multiple times!
Great backstory to this too:
oh that was to everyone in general, not you specifically!! :) pls feel free to ask and I’ll dig through the archives for ya
getting asked this a lot, understandably! i’m trying to figure out a new way to make them accessible.

in the meantime, if there’s a story you can’t find, dm me and i can help you out. i’d appreciate a kofi donation if you do - i’ve had one tip on there in the last 12 months 😅
When will we be able to access the rest of your stories again? I miss how convenient it was to read them through Tumblr.
I’m trying to figure out a new spot! If there are any you’re currently longing to read, DM me.
sorry i haven’t been posting as much but that’s because I’ve been writing six stories at once. readers you are about to feast!!!
[one sweet day plays]
not only was robert redford a dedicated conservationist, true movie star, and global icon, but he was also smoking hot for his entire life and that’s something to aspire to
I ain’t Canadian, but for my readers who are, please check out the below!
The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.

This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Wow thank you!!! I appreciate this so much 🥰😭