Aardvark
@aardvarkia.bsky.social
I write muscle growth stories with heart, and I bodybuild.
http://patreon.com/aardvarkia // http://paypal.me/aardvarkia // linktr.ee/aardvarkia
http://patreon.com/aardvarkia // http://paypal.me/aardvarkia // linktr.ee/aardvarkia
what do you meeeeeean I have 500 free members on my Patreon. I don’t post anything for free!! If you all subscribed to even the lowest tier it would change my life 😭
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
what do you meeeeeean I have 500 free members on my Patreon. I don’t post anything for free!! If you all subscribed to even the lowest tier it would change my life 😭
this guy clearly has an amazing body but every time he pops up on my feed it makes me laugh out loud bc he’s adopted this angle/tactic of making his head look like it’s the size of a tomato (I assume to make his body seem even bigger but it just looks HILARIOUS to me)
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
this guy clearly has an amazing body but every time he pops up on my feed it makes me laugh out loud bc he’s adopted this angle/tactic of making his head look like it’s the size of a tomato (I assume to make his body seem even bigger but it just looks HILARIOUS to me)
this is my current instagram discover page 💀
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
this is my current instagram discover page 💀
would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
Great backstory to this too:
October 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Great backstory to this too:
apparently i’ve been slowly tfing into my own characters and everyone noticed but me
August 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
apparently i’ve been slowly tfing into my own characters and everyone noticed but me
an actual screenshot i took a couple days ago (with no disrespect intended toward denise richards)
August 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
an actual screenshot i took a couple days ago (with no disrespect intended toward denise richards)
this commercial was meant to make you buy underwear to resist conformity but instead it just made me want one of the himbofication machines 😔
August 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
this commercial was meant to make you buy underwear to resist conformity but instead it just made me want one of the himbofication machines 😔
the weird thing about these dumbass think pieces (and yes i know they’re covert rage bait) is that they never even consider that a man might just be getting fit for himself
July 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the weird thing about these dumbass think pieces (and yes i know they’re covert rage bait) is that they never even consider that a man might just be getting fit for himself
aard character of the day: braxton barrios 🥰
July 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
aard character of the day: braxton barrios 🥰
shaken to my core by the fact that something my friends and i have quoted for years - "AT THE CARLY RAE JEPSEN CONCERT?!" - was originally tweeted by THEE @jpbrammer.bsky.social and I had no idea
July 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
shaken to my core by the fact that something my friends and i have quoted for years - "AT THE CARLY RAE JEPSEN CONCERT?!" - was originally tweeted by THEE @jpbrammer.bsky.social and I had no idea
why am i seemingly unable to write something quick and dirty, everything keeps turning into a smut epic 😵💫
June 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
why am i seemingly unable to write something quick and dirty, everything keeps turning into a smut epic 😵💫
i have this thing i want to do to my chin that will also make my jaw sharper and, thus, me sexier, but i either need to write 18 stories at my current patreon payout OR get more readers AND/OR have people give me money to make me sexier
June 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i have this thing i want to do to my chin that will also make my jaw sharper and, thus, me sexier, but i either need to write 18 stories at my current patreon payout OR get more readers AND/OR have people give me money to make me sexier
