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seven | st. paul | 🏳️‍⚧️ they/he 🏳️‍🌈 | game dev | QA @ deep field games | prev: QA @ activision
lover of all things roleplay 🎲 pet sites 🖥️ retro tech 💽 and old internet 🌐
embrace the cringe
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new haircut, newish job, same me, but time for a new pinned post! hi, i'm sev! i'm a QA tester for deep field games on abiotic factor, and in the past have worked mostly on call of duty.

in my personal life i love writing, ttrpgs, video-games, and more 👀 check out the thread for more things i love!
i just want to remind all my followers who don't have families to spend the holidays with for whatever reason that this season is what you make of it. whether you spend it alone or with friends, invent some new traditions and know that you have made it this far. i'm proud of you! :)
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
jolly is literally so stupid that she doesn't even mind us giving her medicine, which after the stress and fighting we had to go through with mulder before he died, is such a relief. i love a cat with maybe a single brain cell.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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gonna start calling this writing style a LinkedIn Bark
😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.

🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!

🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
if you try to use something like assetstudio to extract files from the ace attorney HD trilogy, the only files that are unencrypted are the frames from the looping blue badger footage in Rise from the Ashes. blue badger jumpscare.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
last time they celebrated big, they shot themselves in the foot by then telling workers they weren't productive enough WFH and had to come back to the office despite all these alleged records the games we'd made while WFH or hybrid had been breaking. not necessarily related, just an observation.
Call of Duty launch celebrations are getting more and more muted (via @alyssamerc.bsky.social)
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i really and truly did not plan or want to but my switch keeps dying as soon as it drops to 30% battery so. switch 2 ordered 😩
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Society If Everything Was Made Out Of Jelly
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
gdc putting qa and programming in the same category is insane, what huge fucking wage and layoff disparity, you'll never get good data like that. yikes.
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
okay listen... i don't usually do this kind of theorizing but. hands-on steam frame video on adam savage's tested at the valve hq and this???? i'm squinting very hard.
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
i just finished dispatch and i'm honestly a little bit at a loss for words. the game gets better with each episode, the visuals are stunning, the gameplay never gets boring, and the story and dialogue are outstanding. the characters are all so fun. i was so emotional in that last episode.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
not another term of frey 😩 whyyy
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Congrats and/or condolences baseball people
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
new keyboard finally setup and monitors rearranged. i have so much more space!
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
do i need to start watching baseball? my bsky feed is doing a pretty good job trying to convince me
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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DON'T FORGET!
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
routine finally got a release date? Holy Fuck
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
so far my favorite line from dracula is, "as he went down the wall, lizard fashion,"
October 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
i feel crazy, is the sound effect for the curved knife in vampire survivors not the same sound effect from crash bandicoot when you do a spin.
October 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
jonathan harker after he sees the count has no reflection, goes into a rage upon seeing blood, then shatters his mirror: "man it's really annoying that he did that, now i don't have anything else to shave with :("
October 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
i'm reading dracula for the first time ever. just finished chapter 1. is jonathan harker stupid?
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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now *that* was a rainbow.
October 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
told my doc today that i wanted my flu shot and covid booster in the same arm so i had at least one arm free to play video games with why am i like this. i shouldn't be allowed in public.
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is my new birthday tradition btw. same roll from their sister restaurant. notably less saucy but still good.
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM